Quick joke,I found it pretty funny.

Still a bit tipsy, but I found this joke from a stand up comedian pretty funny today.



So, I have been having trouble sleeping lately. Went to the doctor about it and he said.

"I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is that you have insomnia, The good news is that you only have 3 sleeps left until christmas.."



Another quick one, by me, restructured.

Walked into Mc Donalds today, and was asked what I wanted. Now, to me that is pretty rude. If I was to order a pizza and pick it up, I would be atleast be called Sir. (Hell, even telemarketers would call me Sir..) But dispite the rudeness I was showed at Mc Donalds, I made my order.

"Hello, May I have a Mc Shit burger, Stale as fries which taste like they have been salted and reheated every day for the last week, and some coke which has been watered down to save costs."

"Sorry, we don't serve that here..."

'Why not? you did last time..."

:p


(Yep, I am still tipsy and probably should stick to the piss posting forums, or atleast sleep. But now, I am gonna grab food, and beer.)

hmmmm......:shakehead......that was wrong:cool:.......piss post coming....

piss post coming....

My piss post has been done. Now I am sitting here listening to 2pac, and readin up about his death.

One of the best jokes by Dave Chappelle

"So I was sitting in the limo and you'll only see this in the worst of ghettos....there was a fucking baby standing in the corner!"

Some aussie stand up comedian...

you see, Americans are soft. say a american has a child who wants to professionally swim for a living, a american would be like, "just jump in the water, try it, don't worry I will be here for you, now swim to the other side, keep practising and you can do it!" On the other hand, us Australians just don't give a fuck. "WHAT! you wanna be a swimmer, what are you, a poof...? Alright, jump in that water but I ain't coming in after you, so go on. Ok, now start swimming, yep thats right, come back to the top..."



I can't explain it right, but I was nearly laughing as hard as when one of them explained the sound of a woman urinating as the same sound of frying some food. Ever heard it? You'll know what I mean :icon16:

I can't explain it right, but I was nearly laughing as hard as when one of them explained the sound of a woman urinating as the same sound of frying some food. Ever heard it? You'll know what I mean :icon16:


Yeah i've heard it. but when you put it that way...:puke:

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