New Joke ...
dugie6551
05-13-2005, 09:01 AM
I hope it's not a repost, I got a chuckle ....
"A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
"A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
-Davo
05-13-2005, 09:15 AM
Heard it before, oh man, that so wouldn't suprise me if a doctor actually had that happen.
95cord
05-13-2005, 09:46 AM
:lol2: never heard it before. funny
andy2005
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
Lmao
240NIZ
05-13-2005, 11:58 AM
nice :lol: :lol: :lol:
Scoob@AutoForums
05-13-2005, 12:22 PM
ha ha, thats well funny. made me laugh, can we have astricky full of blonde jokes ?
drewh4386
05-13-2005, 12:41 PM
Never heard that one before!:cwm27:
YogsVR4
05-13-2005, 01:11 PM
Thats a classic :lol:
sivic02
05-13-2005, 05:14 PM
:spit:
'97ventureowner
05-14-2005, 01:02 AM
Good one ! :lol:
Automotive Network, Inc., Copyright ©2026