Will the ricers never stop?

Ok, check this shit out. this new guy at my job starts asking around out of the blue if anyone here races. obviously one of my employees points me out. I get interested cause he says he wants to race me for money.
cool right? wrong.
I go talk to the guy just now. and the shit starts to roll out of his mouth. He says he has a 91 300ZX. I go look for it. must be invisible cause I dont see it.
I ask him where its at, he says he has no tag so he has it at home.
My boy asks what he has done to it. he says he sold the turbos to buy rims and a body kit.....
I laugh, "you sold your turbos for rims? WTF?"
the ricer: yeah, but my heads are still ported
me: so your running it with the turbo pistons or the non-turbo
ricer: I'm keeping the turbo pistons in it cause it holds alot of NOS.
me: yeah but they are low compression, how much HP is it putting out then?
ricer: I dont know but I run the quarter in 12 seconds.
me: so how fast was it with the turbos?
ricer: 9 seconds
me: well then youll kill me cause I run 15.5
ricer: bullshit, my boy has the same car you have, non-turbo and he runs 13s
me: oh well then how soon can you get it out so we can run?
ricer: soon

so now my co-worker here is pissed cause I am doubting this guy......does this sound fishy to anyone else or am I wrong here?

I'm not mechanic, and know very little about engines- but that sounds like arse to me. And if I can see it, anyone can :D

that guy is so full of shit its not even funny, check out this car. he probrably can't afford a TT so he bought a non turbo and changed the rims so its hard to tell if its a turbo or not. the turbos will have Twin turbo ectched on the rear hatch by the taillight, it will also have a wing. the best way to tell besides poping the hood and looking for the charge pipes coming from the compressors is lookin at his cluster. a TT cluster will have a boost guage. if hes does, and you look under the hood and see no charge pipes coming from the turbo compressors, then hes telling the truth as weird as that sounds.

If it's true, than that guy is an idiot. Selling twin turbos for probably 30 pound 20" wheels :rofl:

all i know is that this guy is dumb and i honestly think youll flat out kill him and take the digi cam when you do it

I've been around these type of guys all too often. there wont be a race, he will keep taling shit and never go for it. he'll come up with some excuse and try to find a friend with a faster car then me and try to get someone else to fight it out for him.
eh, I just thought it be funny cause who the hell takes appart a turbo car to sell the go-fast parts to buy rims? if he can afford a turbo car he can afford rims!

not to mention the time and labor it takes to pull the turbos out of those cars, and what did he do to block off the oil and coolant feeds going to the turbo? how about the oil return lines? too many things to take into consideration.

at the point in time he said he removed his turbochargers, I would of just quit listening. Just walk away, that really pisses them off.

not to mention the time and labor it takes to pull the turbos out of those cars, and what did he do to block off the oil and coolant feeds going to the turbo? how about the oil return lines? too many things to take into consideration.


Exactly...you should ask him these things...because I would love to hear his responses :grinyes:

man wtf, this guy sounds like he has no idea what he's doing.
Ask him if he got 'Fernelli' pistons or some random name that sounds like a company so he can be all "Yah man thats the only way I could run 12's" and you can catch him in his shit storm. At least do something like that to see if you can catch him in a lie and prove he's just rice.

I have to deal with the same thing with the guy at my work with the volvo. That and one of my close friends has no idea what a quarter mile is so he just assumes its a much shorter distance and that his car can run 13's (i-4 accord sedan) and mine can run 10's (v6 eclipse gt).... A lot of people just don't know what they're talking about.

at the point in time he said he removed his turbochargers, I would of just quit listening. Just walk away, that really pisses them off.


Or, just punch throw his chest cavity and pull out his heart.


...that would be bitchin...




What? I used to do it all the time Mortal Kombat... :icon16:

kano was whack!!! raiden, subzero and scorpion anyday!!!

Or, just punch throw his chest cavity and pull out his heart.
Pfft, weak. I like to eat their souls. Thats the way you gotta do.

HAHAHA sold his turbos to buy rims, that's gottta be one of the most ricer things I've ever heard haha nice

Or, just punch throw his chest cavity and pull out his heart.


...that would be bitchin...




What? I used to do it all the time Mortal Kombat... :icon16:

I just punch them in the groin. End the fight with a dirty hit. Old skool.

As for the dude selling his Turbos for rims, ask him if his rims make his car faster than the turbos did. See what kind of bs answer comes out of that.

or how about you get out your brass knuckles and brake his face

or I could just break his face with a swift wheel kick. he is my height so it would be easy. or a side kick and plant a big ass "N" on his forehead (i'm wearing New Balance)

eh, I get sick of guys like that. He showed me reciept for his body kit and told me the lambo doors are next. I guess he expected me to respect him for it. he got a veilside! that money could of bought him some serious turbos!

aimlessly putting shit on a car is like grabing a canvas and just splashing paint all over it. sometimes you get a work of art.....most of the time though its just pure garbage.

you know what, fuck it, I think I'll just rip his heart out!

w00t my idea wins over all!!!


Rock on Mushy!

Have you actually seen his car yet?

NO! SKULL UPPERCUT!!!

Ask him if he sold his turbos on ebay, and if he says yes, ask him what his user name is. Then say, "oh, your the guy who just sold me two turbos, thanks!" and then kick him in the balls. Then say "Your down now bitch." Then steal his car and sell it to get a VR4.

Or just race him and destroy him, either way its cool.

No, I havent seen the car. he sadi he hassnt got the tag for it yet. Not like it matters though.
And supposedly he sold the turbos to some dude around his hood.

I get the impression the car was never a turbo though and to boot its an auto so it might be running like shit. the auto tranny on the 300ZX gets really slugish after a few years.
he probably made up the whole turbo thing while he rode the bus to work or something.
whats funny is that the other ricers at work are like worshipping him. they have assembled around him in awe and await for him to bring me down! its like he is thier fucking messiah just cause he can talk more shit then them.
how pathetic is that? these guys are idolizing some noob who obviously knows nothing about racing cause they have weak ass cars with double digit horse power and along comes this kid with a car that is an actual sports car but probably runs like shit and want him to bring me down. ME! a guy who runs 15.6 quarters! these kids would probably have a heart attack if they ever saw a car that was actually fast!

yeah no offense masashi but if those guys are having such a hard timing taking down a car that runs a 15.6..... damn thats really no good. :disappoin

whats funny is that the other ricers at work are like worshipping him. they have assembled around him in awe and await for him to bring me down! its like he is thier fucking messiah just cause he can talk more shit then them.


:rofl: I don't think that the turbos even came with an automatic transmission. Seriously, nobody can run faster than 15.6, that's sad.

If it was a twin turbo it would have a "TWIN TURBO" badge above the right rear taillight, unless he sold that too. Also a twin tip dual exhaust.

http://dan.hersam.com/myz/index.html?id=5

:rofl: I don't think that the turbos even came with an automatic transmission. Seriously, nobody can run faster than 15.6, that's sad.
the 300zx TT could have had an automatic.

You could always...burninate him?

yeah no offense masashi but if those guys are having such a hard timing taking down a car that runs a 15.6..... damn thats really no good. :disappoin

non-taken. I know I'm not fast, thats part of the reason I get pissed! not only am I frustrated that econo-cars are killing me out there but I dont need these pricks calling me out to play "lets pretend to be really fast and race each other"!
I stopped investing money on the 3s cause it was getting me no where.
I rather put all that mulah into the Starion, even if it dosent get faster then low 14s at least it will be a car I re-built, kinda like the bond between Red and his Panda or TV and his Relic! I freaking admire those guys!
but oh well, night wouldnt be night if there was no day!
a good day would not be a good day if everyday was a good day.
and AF wouldnt have any fast cars if everyone was running 13s.

the world needs slow cars man!
thats why I'm here, proud #2!

Mush, Im starting the Yay for 15 sec cars crew, ya wanna join?

this crew shit is OD now.

I hail to my 15 second brothers (15.5 in my "Grand Ma" LoL.) Musashi, the guy you delt with sounds like a spitting image of this one douche-nozzle that I know. He has an older civic, and has been feeding me bull-shit about it ever since I met him like 9 months ago. First, he told me that him and his dad were "going to put a v8 in it, but didn't want to extend the front end". And I was like well no shit thinking WTF - this car has no mods at all by the way. And then he told me a few weeks later when I was talking to him about it that "it had a v6 that they put in it" - obviously I knew this was bullshit, but decided not to call him on it. Then, probably a month or two later, we were talking about it, and he said he had a turbo, so I said "I'll have to see it sometime." So finally, like a month later, he was in his car in the parking lot, and I walk up, and I'm like "dude, pop the hood, I wanna see your turbo", and he instantly puts on the biggest BS act I've ever seen. He gets out of his car and was like "OMG, it was stolen! I had it out in my trunk and that, my tools, and all my books were stolen!" He then went into this hugeass speil about how a ton of cars around his area had gotten broken into, and had shit taken. And he apparently forgot the stories he was formulating, because he changed it several times - first it was broken into at work, later it was apparently broken into at his house, amongst other changes that he was oblivious too. So we got talking more and more, whilst the bullshit flowed, and we got talking specifically about the turbo. He said that his dad worked for Swan's ice cream company, and that the turbo was a turbo from a swan's truck. His dad's job always changes too, I've noticed. When I first met him, he said his dad worked on NASCAR cars, and then when I was talking to him about his turbo, his dad was suddenly an employee working on Swan's trucks, and they also happened to "have a dyno at his work". So we were talkin about the turbo, and I knew it was all BS, but I was playing along like I was intrigued and didn't know any better. I was purposely eating all his bullshit and acting impressed. Then I was like "so how many PSI were you running at?" and it took him like a minute to answer. He kept thinking and thinking, and it was SO damn obvious he had no clue what to ballpark to even guess at. So he told me "uhh... I don't remember - a couple hundred..." and I just stopped and said Bullshit. And he was like "yeh I know..." and he admitted he didnt actually ever have the turbo running, but he still claimed it was in his trunk and got stolen. Still bullshit. It's amazing what some dudes will do to sound badass.

I hail to my 15 second brothers (15.5 in my "Grand Ma" LoL.) Musashi, the guy you delt with sounds like a spitting image of this one douche-nozzle that I know. He has an older civic, and has been feeding me bull-shit about it ever since I met him like 9 months ago. First, he told me that him and his dad were "going to put a v8 in it, but didn't want to extend the front end". And I was like well no shit thinking WTF - this car has no mods at all by the way. And then he told me a few weeks later when I was talking to him about it that "it had a v6 that they put in it" - obviously I knew this was bullshit, but decided not to call him on it. Then, probably a month or two later, we were talking about it, and he said he had a turbo, so I said "I'll have to see it sometime." So finally, like a month later, he was in his car in the parking lot, and I walk up, and I'm like "dude, pop the hood, I wanna see your turbo", and he instantly puts on the biggest BS act I've ever seen. He gets out of his car and was like "OMG, it was stolen! I had it out in my trunk and that, my tools, and all my books were stolen!" He then went into this hugeass speil about how a ton of cars around his area had gotten broken into, and had shit taken. And he apparently forgot the stories he was formulating, because he changed it several times - first it was broken into at work, later it was apparently broken into at his house, amongst other changes that he was oblivious too. So we got talking more and more, whilst the bullshit flowed, and we got talking specifically about the turbo. He said that his dad worked for Swan's ice cream company, and that the turbo was a turbo from a swan's truck. His dad's job always changes too, I've noticed. When I first met him, he said his dad worked on NASCAR cars, and then when I was talking to him about his turbo, his dad was suddenly an employee working on Swan's trucks, and they also happened to "have a dyno at his work". So we were talkin about the turbo, and I knew it was all BS, but I was playing along like I was intrigued and didn't know any better. I was purposely eating all his bullshit and acting impressed. Then I was like "so how many PSI were you running at?" and it took him like a minute to answer. He kept thinking and thinking, and it was SO damn obvious he had no clue what to ballpark to even guess at. So he told me "uhh... I don't remember - a couple hundred..." and I just stopped and said Bullshit. And he was like "yeh I know..." and he admitted he didnt actually ever have the turbo running, but he still claimed it was in his trunk and got stolen. Still bullshit. It's amazing what some dudes will do to sound badass.

I'm not going to read that, but just assume it has something to do with ricers, and how stupid they are...

^ actully its a good story.
sad that there are people this desperate to impress others but good story nontheless.

this crew shit is OD now.

You and I should start a "someday we will finish our project cars and actually drive them crew"

you know you wanna.

^ actully its a good story.
sad that there are people this desperate to impress others but good story nontheless.



You and I should start a "someday we will finish our project cars and actually drive them crew"

you know you wanna.

the difference is, i drive my car daily, and i am just waiting for a few parts to get in then i will get it over with. the main thing holding me back: i need a fuckin differential!

edit: 80's sportscar club?

^ The Starion drives just fine but its no where near what I want it to be.

you gonna boost the FC? we could be the 80s boost super batto club.

you gonna boost the FC?

DUH!

getting another n/a engine would be a waste of time.