F***ing door dings...

I drive 100 miles a day to go to freaking class and what do I get... f***ing door dings. I park as close to a curb on the drivers side as I can get. I wrote a note I'm going to hang on my passenger side window. I'm fed up with it. The note reads "If you park next to me and ding my door... you should either leave your insurance information or run and hide!" How much do little dents cost to get fixed anyway. And also small paint chips... other than using touch up paint.

its a goverment plot, mainly to get us into body shops

its a goverment plot, mainly to get us into body shops

Please report to your local reassignment center.

This is not a drill. :naughty:

As for the dings, I hear ya man. I'm still pissed that some lazy asshole left a shopping cart in an empty slot at the front of my truck, only to have it travel down the driver's side and leave several scratches down to the taillights.

God help the f*cker if I catch 'em doing that next time.

Did I mention I'm 6'2", 230# and look like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? (Minus the wrestling tights)

Did I mention I'm 6'2", 230# and look like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? (Minus the wrestling tights)

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..what The Rock...is cookin....

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I've gotten into the habit of writing the model and tag # of every car around me when I park.

That sounds like me....no seriously when ever I go to like store or what not, I park as far as possible.....so that not one car is near me.......But what the hell, there is always some idiot that comes when there is tonnes of parking all around and he comes parks right beside you......About 2 weeks ago, I went to some fishing/hunting/outdoors show......and I drove around to find a spot and found some garage with like 5 levels of parking, there was a couple cars on the first floor, and about 2 or 3 cars on the second floor, third and fourth floor were empty, so I went and parked all the way at the top (5 floor)....nice open sky, the sun was shining....NO ONE AROUND.....I went to the show, and come back, when some fruit in his F***************ck'in HONDA comes and parks like 3 inches from my truck...I couldn't believe it....The whole parking lot was empty, I was pissed badly, so I banged his door, and made a nice huge dent, in his f**k'in Honda.......and drove away......ANyone ever wonder why I hate Honda's so much....that's why, those Chinese fruits......Long post short, the best way, to keep your truck in mint condition, is to keep it in the garage......

I hear ya there king... I'm gonna have to get me a fuckin' honda to drive to class and beat the shit out of. :iceslolan NOT! I wouldn't be caught dead driving one of those bitches! Well, unless someone paid me like $1,000,000.

you mite as well get over it. door dings are going to happen. you drive a truck.

I had a gal push her cart and it hit my truck. she was up hill from me and i was about 3 lanes away. you talk about a person leaving a parking lot fast. it was a nice cool day and i was messing with some stuff in the truck. wating for my sister to do some shoping. when i poped up in the cab she ran like heck.


wate till you get the durty letter and carts in the bed of your truck. thay will aslo put carts around your truck. a few enviros just dont like trucks. till thay need one. thay call it a protest.

In high school I drove my dad's oldsmobile Toronado (pimpmobile) for a while. I really did like the car. Man, that thing had like 5' doors, tho. Every day when i would park, there was some dipshit in an Astro who would park maybe 10" from the driver's side, which made it really hard for me to get into the car in the afternoons. So, one day, I decided to park waaaaay out in the parking lot, away from every one else, intead of taking the closest spot like I usually did. Lo and behold, that asshole in the Astro was right up on top of my car again. Well, the astro was fairly new, and out came my keys. I took one of my keys and ran it down the full length of the passenger's side of that van. Never had another problem with it. To this day, I still have NO idea who the van belonged to. Most of the people I knew, i also knew their car.

heres a good story...
i was coming out of wally world one day and i see this expedition nosing into the parking spot in front of where my truck was parked and BAAAM!!! crunch.....he backed up about a foot, put it in park, got out, and started walking toward me...the entrance to wally world was behind me so im guessing he was walking towards that, but he didnt get there...i asked him if he was really gonna just act like nothing happened???, he said what are you talkin about?? i pointed at my truck and said, you just hit my truck you stupid fuck.....(haha i rhymed) he said o did i??, and i get him to come back to the truck, show him where he hit me and advised him that if he doesnt write me a check or give me some cash right now id call the cops.....gave me a 500 buck check on the spot.

...and out came my keys. I took one of my keys and ran it down the full length of the passenger's side ...

I've been there and done that. It's the same freakin' people that always park around me. One day I was sitting in the truck waiting for my next class and this bastard driving a Yukon had the nerve to "rest" the edge of his fucking door on my paint while he climbed out... sorry, but people that don't have any more respect for others peoples things than that can kiss my ass. Especially when they don't happen to notice that the people's vehicle next to them is well cared for. So, I dont think I'm over it.. nor will I ever be. Just wait till I get a concealed weapon permit.

That's some funny stuff.......Just make sure you guys if it's a Honda.....don't forget to sMashda the shit.......

Just wait till I get a concealed weapon permit.

Man, remind me never to piss you off, or park next to you for that matter!!!!:biggrin:

heres a good story...
i was coming out of wally world one day and i see this expedition nosing into the parking spot in front of where my truck was parked and BAAAM!!! crunch.....he backed up about a foot, put it in park, got out, and started walking toward me...the entrance to wally world was behind me so im guessing he was walking towards that, but he didnt get there...i asked him if he was really gonna just act like nothing happened???, he said what are you talkin about?? i pointed at my truck and said, you just hit my truck you stupid fuck.....(haha i rhymed) he said o did i??, and i get him to come back to the truck, show him where he hit me and advised him that if he doesnt write me a check or give me some cash right now id call the cops.....gave me a 500 buck check on the spot.

You let him off with $500, and you let hime write a check? most anything costs a minimum of $1000 any more. Some idiot bumped my wife's car in a parking lot and the was $1000. I woulda called the cops.

it scuffed my bumper cover.....the check ended up being good, i had his tag number, name, and license number if it was bad though.....

Man, remind me never to piss you off, or park next to you for that matter!!!!:biggrin:

LoL... I wouldn't really be dumb enough to cap anyone for only dinging my door... but I would be one pissed puppy. It takes a lot to reach the end of my nerves but when I get there you better have a good set of legs on you. Cause I dont. Ha. You don't seem like the type that would would bang the shit out of my door anyway.

A million dollars wouldn't be enough to get me in a honda. specially the new ridgeline....i've got a few scratches and dings...once i can afford to get them fixed and a completely new paint job i'll take up four parking shots if i have too...and i wouldn't give a sh** what anyone says about it

Hondas aren't bad... I just sold mine to get my Silverado. My wife still has hers.

As stated in most of my previous posts..... HONDA SUCKS. PERIOD. And if I catch any of you guys in one of those Rigdelines, I will kill you. PERIOD. (joke, no one don't go calling the police) then again.....if I ever do......

ANY Jap full size truck is rolling blasphemy, Ridgeline included. But, i have now owned 3 hondas, which were all good, and my wife has one now, and it is good.

As stated in most of my previous posts..... HONDA SUCKS. PERIOD. And if I catch any of you guys in one of those Rigdelines, I will kill you. PERIOD. (joke, no one don't go calling the police) then again.....if I ever do......

I don't mind Hondas for family cars (Accord only), but those Ridgelines suck. They have about 275 horsepower, but at like 12,000 RPM (obviously exagerating). They are trying to make a full size truck out of a VTEC prelude engine, they can only tow about 4,000 pounds, which is worthless in a full size pickup. At least Nissan did it right for a foreign truck, don't care for the looks, but the performance numbers are better than the Chevy.