Just got laid off....

AND LOVING IT! :grinyes:


Actually, the thread title isn't entirely accurate. The firm i work for is 'restructuring' and is laying people off. I wasn't laid off, but offered two positions that are a joke, and an insult to my ability. Perfect. I smiled at my director and accepted, and promptly booked a three week holiday starting on Wednesday.This will allow me to study for a monster exam i have coming up in early June, and hopefully pass. The day i get back to the office, i flip 'em the bird and leave for a huge summer holiday :grinyes:

I'm thinking Montreal, followed by the South of France, followed by my friend's place in Spain. Whatever happens, it will be big :D

I was planning to leave my current employer in June anyway, i have an offer on the table from another firm (not ideal location, but great pay, almost 3x current salary) so this way i get paid for this whole month while sitting at home, and get to go on a fat holiday afterwards :D

... not to mention giving my boss a piece of my mind when i get back :loser:


Expect piss posts on the 4th of June onwards :D

nice plan man! sounds like something i would do :D

VERY nice! You all can expect regular piss posts from me starting...Prolly May 23...hahaha

Hoorah! Well done. 3x salary isn't something to sneeze at. And of course giving your boss the finger....priceless. :D

I got laid off last October.

But then my boss quit too and hired me to design the logo of the new company he started. He paid me considerably more than I was making working for him at the store.

AND LOVING IT! :grinyes:

Expect piss posts on the 4th of June onwards :DFor a moment I was like damn, poor guy, but I'm glad you are going to get something else.

AS for the plan of yours, not bad, just hope your boss does not read AF. :lol:

Enjoy your vacation/time off.

TS out

I about to be laid off in 8 days. Check in the mail while i go to school fulltime.....good....and bad

AS for the plan of yours, not bad, just hope your boss does not read AF. :lol:
Please... I'm not even sure my boss can read :grinno:

And anyway, the leave form is signed and in my possession. No going back now.


Now, for the speech i give him when i get back, the "you're losing out" speech. Any aspiring script writers want to give me any ideas? :D

I know it would be a great feeling to tell your boss off, but just a friendly reminder not to burn any bridges. These things seem to have a way to turn around and bite you in the ass later on. Your choice, but leaving quietly and professionally will never hurt you.

You.

















Stay out of Canada.

:lol2:

I told one of my ex-bosses that he was a great engineer but an awful boss!!! He had a fit, yelling and screaming and shit. :flipa: Then booted my ass out the door.
He accused me and several others (his M.O. to get rid of people !!) and told me to leave and return everything he gave me from his office. So I went home and got my safety equipment (hard hat, glasses, etc.) and returned that afternoon. I put the hard hat on his desk and spun it around (like the "spin the bottle" game). Then left with a HUGE ASS grin on my face and left him a nice little burnout in his parking lot !!!

First Chicago then Canada? Isn't there anywhere where i will be welcome? :grinno:




And Yogs, point taken. I'm not going to swear at him or anything, just tell him he's made a mistake. God knows there's very little sense behind his decisions. He fired probably the smartest guy in the whole firm as well :screwy:

First Chicago then Canada? Isn't there anywhere where i will be welcome? :grinno:

West Hollywood. The gay community is huge there. They'll make you feel right at home. :p

West Hollywood. The gay community is huge there. They'll make you feel right at home. :p
Know this by experience?









lol, jk.

Damnit, and I was all ready to make fun of you and everything :p

And did I say I lived in Chicago? I meant New York.

You three clowns are all going down.

Which clowns ?

"Let the post-whoring begin ..." :rofl:

Quitting a job when your work isnt appreciated as much as it should be is great. Good luck with everything and enjoy your time off, and dont forget no matter what happens, even if he is begging trying to be really nice you are required to do a huge burnout or donuts in the parking lot when you leave. For added effect blaring Guns N Roses while your doing it makes it much more fun.

You three clowns are all going down.

Well if you end up in West Hollywood the only one 'going down' will be you. :lol:

Happy 8,000th post, BTW. :thumbsup:

Happy 8,000th post, BTW. :thumbsup:
Sweet. My 8,000th post was a stupid one, just for a change :lol:

For added effect blaring Guns N Roses while your doing it makes it much more fun.
Favourite band ever :thumbsup:

Jay you're welcome in PA/DE/NC/CA/NJ ... where ever I happen to be at the time...we could have a few drinks

3 clowns? I refuse to be categorized with the other 2. I prefer the title Jester.

Jay you're welcome in PA/DE/NC/CA/NJ ... where ever I happen to be at the time...we could have a few drinks
Sounds good to me :)

A buddy's going out to California in mid-June, wants me to join him out there for a week or two, so it may be possible...

3 clowns? I refuse to be categorized with the other 2. I prefer the title Jester.
You're clown #1
Blowjob AMG is clown #2
And gayboy11 is clown #3

... not to mention giving my boss a piece of my mind when i get back :loser:




That's not all you should do... :grinyes:

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Glad it's working out for you though.

Well at least my screen name wasn't altered.


:lol: clever

You're clown #1
Blowjob AMG is clown #2
And gayboy11 is clown #3
:lol2: :lol: :lol2: second best thing i've heard all day

:lol2: :lol: :lol2: second best thing i've heard all day
You know what i'm going to ask :)

First best thing she heard was about your second-life as a male prostitute named gayzayjay.

After 1,958 posts, you finally come up with something original, not to mention funny :thumbsup:



Aspiring film-maker, eh? You'll go a long way :loser:

After 1,958 posts, you finally come up with something original, not to mention funny :thumbsup:

... and i was beginning to get worried about your film-making aspirations :grinno:
Oh, don't worry about my films, I don't direct gay porn. You'll need to find someone else for that.

Gay midget porn. That's where you come in ;)

Gay midget porn. That's where you come in ;)
Ohhhhh that's why your boyfriend was auditioning for one of my films. What a confused little man he was.

You know i only go for the dumb ones ;)

Maybe if you hadn't heard me say that the other day we'd still be together :p

Maybe if you hadn't heard me say that the other day we'd still be together :p
Oh no, that wasn't the problem, the problem was your 'lacking' downstairs ;)

You and your toe fetish :rolleyes:

What can i say, i'm sorry that i have small feet, but God made me that way :dunno:

Aww don't beat yourself up over it, all midgets have small feet.

I know what this is all about. You're just upset that you're clown #3. Fine. You can switch with Raz. Happy?

I know what this is all about. You're just upset that you're clown #3. Fine. You can switch with Raz. Happy?
.. slightly

After 1,958 posts, you finally come up with something original, not to mention funny :thumbsup:



Aspiring film-maker, eh? You'll go a long way :loser:
When was the last time you saw a film?

phew...

if my boss does read AF, i don't think this thread would have made him regret his decision :grinno:

When was the last time you saw a film?
Couple hours ago. Debbie does Dallas.

I know what this is all about. You're just upset that you're clown #3. Fine. You can switch with Raz. Happy?
I think I'm the number one clown on AF...err, is that something I should be bragging about?








Either way, I'm number one! I'm number one!

You're number nothing

ouch :lol2:

Please don't come anywhere near Italy, Jay.


It's a crap country I swear and the gay community here is tiny, go to Holland.


This friendly reminder is intended for Raz, eversio and Blindside as well. :loser:

3...2...1... *click*

Play nicely children or we're not going to McDonalds at the end.

West Hollywood. The gay community is huge there. They'll make you feel right at home. :p:lol: Damn thats not right. Funny but not right. :lol:

Damnit, and I was all ready to make fun of you and everything :p

And did I say I lived in Chicago? I meant New York.Hey leave NY out of this. We have enough wannabe short porn stars here. :p

Seriously, if you're ever in the NYC area we can have a beer, or two or three or four.....

IBL

TS out

You can come to NY to have a few drinks too. Good luck getting me out of work or off the horse though. If you can get me off either we can have a good time. And the villiage is a HUGE gay community. Just not sure which one either west or east er Kate prolly knows that bout NYC more then I do. Only two places I've been to was ellis island(forced school trip) and south street seaport. I've been to china town too but nothing special there.

Actually Jay would be more comfortable in Chelsea, the Village isn't that gay anymore. :evillol: :p

In all seriousness, NYC has way too many things going on, between Broadway, Chinatown, Little Italy, Flushing (Korea town), the museums, Tribeca etc etc. It truly is the city that never sleeps. BTW, Las Vegas stole our unofficial slogan. What happens here, stays here.

So Wicked, you really do have a horse. Any pics to share.

TS out

Actually Jay would be more comfortable in Chelsea, the Village isn't that gay anymore. :evillol: :p

In all seriousness, NYC has way too many things going on, between Broadway, Chinatown, Little Italy, Flushing (Korea town), the museums, Tribeca etc etc. It truly is the city that never sleeps. BTW, Las Vegas stole our unofficial slogan. What happens here, stays here.

So Wicked, you really do have a horse. Any pics to share.

TS out
look to the left under my name LOL. Yes I got one or two I will post.

xume drimk wimthne ab s qw;wll hace dyn!!!!! yopppie!!

I would say sorry to hear that Jay, but since you seem happy and not bothered by it, I simply wish you the best.

Have fun on your vacations and make sure to take lots of pics to post for our viewing pleasure.

Not that you'd want to visit Texas, let alone Houston, but you're always welcome to stop by.

Please don't come anywhere near Italy, Jay.


It's a crap country I swear and the gay community here is tiny, go to Holland.
New itinerary. Montreal, followed by NY for a beer with TS :cheers:, then Chicago to teach gayboy how to pick up chicks, then Utah to hang with Neutrino, Texas for a beer with Jason, get shitfaced in California, and back across the Atlantic for the start of the European tour in Italy, and kick a certain Kiwi's ass at FIFA :p

If i don't eat until then maybe i'll be able to afford all the flights :icon16:

xume drimk wimthne ab s qw;wll hace dyn!!!!! yopppie!!
Nice :lol:

Sounds like your boss is like Hondo, and you're a bit of a Maverick. Don't blame me, I'm just reading into your title :p

xume drimk wimthne ab s qw;wll hace dyn!!!!! yopppie!!

Translation: come drink with me and we'll have fun!!!!! Yippie!!! I think.... :uhoh:

Translation: come drink with me and we'll have fun!!!!! Yippie!!! I think.... :uhoh:
i pretty sure thats what it said.:sly: No that is what it said...

xume drimk wimthne ab s qw;wll hace dyn!!!!! yopppie!!

That is by far the best thing I have read in a long time.

xume drimk wimthne ab s qw;wll hace dyn!!!!! yopppie!!No No No, you guys have it all wrong, you have to use the universal female to male translator. Thus it says...

I want you now you sexy beast, take me now!!! Kisses!!!

:lol:

TS out

No No No, you guys have it all wrong, you have to use the universal female to male translator. Thus it says...

I want you now you sexy beast, take me now!!! Kisses!!!

:lol:

OH YA! Sorry I had my translator on the wrong mode! :iceslolan