another one for your enjoyment
Quickshift
05-07-2005, 09:47 PM
Sorry for the language but it kind of adds to the humor. If any mod objects to this please PM and i'll edit it out or feel free to edit it yourself.
Enjoy
Stuff That Annoys Me
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
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When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
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When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
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When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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Enjoy
Stuff That Annoys Me
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
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When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
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When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
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When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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Jimster
05-07-2005, 10:16 PM
Repost, quite an old one too. But I've always liked it.
Quickshift
05-07-2005, 11:15 PM
Repost, quite an old one too. But I've always liked it.
i've been here only like a few months. O Well still funny
i've been here only like a few months. O Well still funny
uranium235powered
05-07-2005, 11:41 PM
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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I've thought about this...
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When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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Yeah, I really hate this too. I always tell them to return it to me. One other thing I don't get...they always say a piece of paper. God-damn it...if you want a piece, I'll rip you a tiny corner. Learn English, its a "Sheet" of paper.
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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People always do that...
...Other than those, I really have nothing to say.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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I've thought about this...
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When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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Yeah, I really hate this too. I always tell them to return it to me. One other thing I don't get...they always say a piece of paper. God-damn it...if you want a piece, I'll rip you a tiny corner. Learn English, its a "Sheet" of paper.
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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People always do that...
...Other than those, I really have nothing to say.
ec437
05-08-2005, 12:03 AM
^that is why I always say "can I ask you 2 questions?"^
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:p
crayzayjay
05-08-2005, 09:43 AM
Awesome :lol2:
sidewayzS13
05-08-2005, 10:59 AM
^that is why I always say "can I ask you 2 questions?"^
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hahahaha that is awesome if you really say that
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hahahaha that is awesome if you really say that
drewh4386
05-09-2005, 11:59 AM
It was all new to me and it was funny!:lol2:
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