My College Experiences
-Josh-
05-04-2005, 04:32 PM
Since my college years are coming to and end it looks like, i thought i would write about some of my college experiences. School is so close to being over i can taste the alcohol that will be spilled all over my mouth as i chug down one final beer bong for old times sake.
The smell of marijuana permeating from the weed heads down stairs, the feel of women you've never met before groping your body making your ex girlfriend jealous and pissed off and making you laugh because you hated her. The late night drunken games of madden on ps2(and dominating of course), shotgunning beers because "your body can take it now", staying out at bars and having your regular cabby "Guy"(<yes that was his name) drive you around campus all night long, stumbling out to your car in the early morning hours to make that trip home forgetting where exactly you parked your car. Spending many weekends wondering how you were gonna pass the exam on monday and not really caring cause you dont study anyway. Going to the Canopy Club to watch Chevelle and finding out that the girl you hooked up with is a dirty crack head(she looked innocent at the time). Late night pool and hustling at bars. Getting free drinks at Jupiters cause your friends cousin is the bartender and driving you cousin home before he throws up all over HIS car(lightwheight). Jello Shots!!!! Getting drunk and going to the planetarium to watch the Pink Floyd Light show... Your first "high" experience, and being to stupid to not drive home... Partying with THOSE people that you hate only because they were the only ones having a kegger that night. Late night phone conversations that you dont remember cause you were piss drunk and calling everyone to be annoying.... KEGGER AT YOUR HOUSE!!!(oops). Ditching your ex cause you hated her. Feeling maturer the next year but doing the same shenanigans as your first...finally losing your ex because she found out you cheated..from hatred of course(thank you Swigz :wink: ). Telling your friends just because college is over that doesn't mean we wont hang out(yeah right). Feeling like cheating on your ex with three girls at the same time wasn't good enough punishment for her. Finally meeting the girl you actually respect and would do anything for, and making sacrifices just to make her happy and let her know how much you care, and dropping all your bad habits and changing yourself to make her happy. Walking to class and having people you can't remember wave at you, only to remember them from a drunken hazy dream in class because your speech teacher is boring, and reflecting back on your college experience wondering how in THE hell you made it through every class and passed.
The smell of marijuana permeating from the weed heads down stairs, the feel of women you've never met before groping your body making your ex girlfriend jealous and pissed off and making you laugh because you hated her. The late night drunken games of madden on ps2(and dominating of course), shotgunning beers because "your body can take it now", staying out at bars and having your regular cabby "Guy"(<yes that was his name) drive you around campus all night long, stumbling out to your car in the early morning hours to make that trip home forgetting where exactly you parked your car. Spending many weekends wondering how you were gonna pass the exam on monday and not really caring cause you dont study anyway. Going to the Canopy Club to watch Chevelle and finding out that the girl you hooked up with is a dirty crack head(she looked innocent at the time). Late night pool and hustling at bars. Getting free drinks at Jupiters cause your friends cousin is the bartender and driving you cousin home before he throws up all over HIS car(lightwheight). Jello Shots!!!! Getting drunk and going to the planetarium to watch the Pink Floyd Light show... Your first "high" experience, and being to stupid to not drive home... Partying with THOSE people that you hate only because they were the only ones having a kegger that night. Late night phone conversations that you dont remember cause you were piss drunk and calling everyone to be annoying.... KEGGER AT YOUR HOUSE!!!(oops). Ditching your ex cause you hated her. Feeling maturer the next year but doing the same shenanigans as your first...finally losing your ex because she found out you cheated..from hatred of course(thank you Swigz :wink: ). Telling your friends just because college is over that doesn't mean we wont hang out(yeah right). Feeling like cheating on your ex with three girls at the same time wasn't good enough punishment for her. Finally meeting the girl you actually respect and would do anything for, and making sacrifices just to make her happy and let her know how much you care, and dropping all your bad habits and changing yourself to make her happy. Walking to class and having people you can't remember wave at you, only to remember them from a drunken hazy dream in class because your speech teacher is boring, and reflecting back on your college experience wondering how in THE hell you made it through every class and passed.
SeXy_AnGeL
05-04-2005, 04:37 PM
wow...how very, VERY true...:smooch:
Hypsi87
05-04-2005, 04:43 PM
thats funny, I just took my national placement exam and after I turned it in, I had that exact thought.
WOW, this is almost like a life changing thought..... How did I make it????
WOW, this is almost like a life changing thought..... How did I make it????
drewh4386
05-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Luckily I'm in the prime of mine...the middle. :grinno:
thecackster
05-04-2005, 04:52 PM
Just getting ready to start mine
-Josh-
05-04-2005, 04:54 PM
good luck man, it's a lot of fun, and dont take it to seriously
Edit: Andy i hope you did good on that test man. It's a relief to be done isn't it? :smokin:
Edit: Andy i hope you did good on that test man. It's a relief to be done isn't it? :smokin:
93rollaracer
05-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Heh...my first year just came to an end. Some of those have already happened, many are still to come. I can't wait!
thecackster
05-04-2005, 06:03 PM
Hey thanks man! SUU here i come!
TexasF355F1
05-04-2005, 07:02 PM
I was the guy whose apartment was emitting the scent of sticky green. Although, you couldn't smell it outside b/c i was smart about it.
drftk1d
05-04-2005, 07:33 PM
fuck. freshman and still no play. WEAK.
-Josh-
05-04-2005, 08:02 PM
:lol:
jon@af
05-04-2005, 08:04 PM
Just ended my freshmen year. Damn that went quick. Oh, and Josh? You're welcome :thumbsup:.
crayzayjay
05-04-2005, 08:06 PM
I miss uni. All the drinking, sleeping, fucking around... :(
Oh well... at least i have http://img242.echo.cx/img242/1734/179577445942700e70077bb7yf.gif now :p
Oh well... at least i have http://img242.echo.cx/img242/1734/179577445942700e70077bb7yf.gif now :p
clawhammer
05-04-2005, 08:48 PM
I'm about to graduate from high school in about a month. I'd prefer to modify my MR2 instead of buying beer for everyone on campus.
Raz_Kaz
05-04-2005, 08:55 PM
Anyone else not have any time off from college? I have 3.5 years straight!
-The Stig-
05-04-2005, 09:27 PM
Since my college years are coming to and end it looks like, i thought i would write about some of my college experiences. School is so close to being over i can taste the alcohol that will be spilled all over my mouth as i chug down one final beer bong for old times sake.
The smell of marijuana permeating from the weed heads down stairs, the feel of women you've never met before groping your body making your ex girlfriend jealous and pissed off and making you laugh because you hated her. The late night drunken games of madden on ps2(and dominating of course), shotgunning beers because "your body can take it now", staying out at bars and having your regular cabby "Guy"(<yes that was his name) drive you around campus all night long, stumbling out to your car in the early morning hours to make that trip home forgetting where exactly you parked your car. Spending many weekends wondering how you were gonna pass the exam on monday and not really caring cause you dont study anyway. Going to the Canopy Club to watch Chevelle and finding out that the girl you hooked up with is a dirty crack head(she looked innocent at the time). Late night pool and hustling at bars. Getting free drinks at Jupiters cause your friends cousin is the bartender and driving you cousin home before he throws up all over HIS car(lightwheight). Jello Shots!!!! Getting drunk and going to the planetarium to watch the Pink Floyd Light show... Your first "high" experience, and being to stupid to not drive home... Partying with THOSE people that you hate only because they were the only ones having a kegger that night. Late night phone conversations that you dont remember cause you were piss drunk and calling everyone to be annoying.... KEGGER AT YOUR HOUSE!!!(oops). Ditching your ex cause you hated her. Feeling maturer the next year but doing the same shenanigans as your first...finally losing your ex because she found out you cheated..from hatred of course(thank you Swigz :wink: ). Telling your friends just because college is over that doesn't mean we wont hang out(yeah right). Feeling like cheating on your ex with three girls at the same time wasn't good enough punishment for her. Finally meeting the girl you actually respect and would do anything for, and making sacrifices just to make her happy and let her know how much you care, and dropping all your bad habits and changing yourself to make her happy. Walking to class and having people you can't remember wave at you, only to remember them from a drunken hazy dream in class because your speech teacher is boring, and reflecting back on your college experience wondering how in THE hell you made it through every class and passed.
You go girl!:thumbsup:
The smell of marijuana permeating from the weed heads down stairs, the feel of women you've never met before groping your body making your ex girlfriend jealous and pissed off and making you laugh because you hated her. The late night drunken games of madden on ps2(and dominating of course), shotgunning beers because "your body can take it now", staying out at bars and having your regular cabby "Guy"(<yes that was his name) drive you around campus all night long, stumbling out to your car in the early morning hours to make that trip home forgetting where exactly you parked your car. Spending many weekends wondering how you were gonna pass the exam on monday and not really caring cause you dont study anyway. Going to the Canopy Club to watch Chevelle and finding out that the girl you hooked up with is a dirty crack head(she looked innocent at the time). Late night pool and hustling at bars. Getting free drinks at Jupiters cause your friends cousin is the bartender and driving you cousin home before he throws up all over HIS car(lightwheight). Jello Shots!!!! Getting drunk and going to the planetarium to watch the Pink Floyd Light show... Your first "high" experience, and being to stupid to not drive home... Partying with THOSE people that you hate only because they were the only ones having a kegger that night. Late night phone conversations that you dont remember cause you were piss drunk and calling everyone to be annoying.... KEGGER AT YOUR HOUSE!!!(oops). Ditching your ex cause you hated her. Feeling maturer the next year but doing the same shenanigans as your first...finally losing your ex because she found out you cheated..from hatred of course(thank you Swigz :wink: ). Telling your friends just because college is over that doesn't mean we wont hang out(yeah right). Feeling like cheating on your ex with three girls at the same time wasn't good enough punishment for her. Finally meeting the girl you actually respect and would do anything for, and making sacrifices just to make her happy and let her know how much you care, and dropping all your bad habits and changing yourself to make her happy. Walking to class and having people you can't remember wave at you, only to remember them from a drunken hazy dream in class because your speech teacher is boring, and reflecting back on your college experience wondering how in THE hell you made it through every class and passed.
You go girl!:thumbsup:
sivic02
05-04-2005, 09:50 PM
finally losing your ex because she found out you cheated..from hatred of course(thank you Swigz ).
Woah now dragon... you cheated on your ex with J Swigz?
Woah now dragon... you cheated on your ex with J Swigz?
-Josh-
05-04-2005, 09:54 PM
Woah now dragon... you cheated on your ex with J Swigz?
:p
Read a little farther down to find who i cheated on her with.... No me and Jon have our own thing now that the ex is out of the picture but i never cheated on her with HIM. :icon16:
:p
Read a little farther down to find who i cheated on her with.... No me and Jon have our own thing now that the ex is out of the picture but i never cheated on her with HIM. :icon16:
sameintheend01
05-05-2005, 03:30 PM
man, graduation is FINALLY coming up. My good times during freshman year were drinking every night, never going to math class and still passing, late night trips to puzzles (very drunk), yelling at random people, throwing up over my ex when she was in bed with me, getting walked in on so many times that I just stop caring, gaining the freshman 45, wearing the same white t-shirt and blue shorts and never shaving when i actually went to class. Being loud and annoying. sophmore year, more of the same except i had like 5 roommates and only 2 were cool. going to mexico for my first time and getting piss ass wasted. junior year, more mexico, living in an apartment, having my first party and then manager came to our room to yell at us (he was like 6'5" and 230 lbs and a huge dick--too bad my uncle who used to be a body builder was there threatened to beat his ass), more being loud, peeing on the asshole downstairs, getting arrest for drunken shenanigins, learning the awesomeness of classic rock. senior year, finally starting to tone it down, more mexico, still yelling, barely passing classes, getting ready to goto europe for the summer, still drinking, and GETTING READY TO GRADUATE!!
-Josh-
05-05-2005, 10:10 PM
Yup, and i have a feeling now that i'm graduating these moments are still going to continue for at least 3 or 4 more years...hah
WickedNYCowboy
05-06-2005, 05:36 PM
I hate college. I can't wait to go to an automotive specific(sp?) school. It is going to be nice living out on my own and starting over somewhere else.
-Josh-
05-06-2005, 08:56 PM
I hate college. I can't wait to go to an automotive specific(sp?) school. It is going to be nice living out on my own and starting over somewhere else.
:cheers:
I hear that man, i went to a college automotive program so i could still get the skills and a degree in automotive management, which i think will cover all grounds, since i want to start my own business someday.
:cheers:
I hear that man, i went to a college automotive program so i could still get the skills and a degree in automotive management, which i think will cover all grounds, since i want to start my own business someday.
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