Bar Sceen

How do you get the girls at the bar or store. Starting off lines and everything.

The one i like the most when you ask a girl for her opion on clothes that your buying, she always jump right into doing her natural born talent, and just as your going to pay ask for her number, works like a charm!

Hey, nice legs, what time do they open?

I just show up.

say hi, no cheesy pick-up lines. if she gives u body language, a smile, etc....its on.

Guy: "I bet I can guess your weight."
Girl: "How"
Guy: "By picking you up tonight."
Girl: laughter, "that's funny"
Guy: "I like the original line better."
Girl: "whats that"
Guy: "How much?"

I've never used it but the guy that works with my dad(in his 40's) has used it quite a bit and said it always gets them to smile or laugh.

BITCH SUCK IT OR I CUT YOU!!!

this line works best in a dark ally.
they dont know you are just kidding, and they fear for their lives makes for a great BJ and one hell of a laugh afterwards!

ok, my friend uses this and it works 50 percent of the time. he says hey, i like ur (whatever) wanna fu%k, just kidding, naw really, meet me (wherever). ud be surprised that some girls fall for that shit! i think if u put the opportunity out on the table, the ones that really want to get laid will go for it. i mean, if a girl said it to u, even if she was half way decent, u may take that opportunity after a few(10)drinks!lol

what's "Sceen"?

I wouldn't think that would work but hey i'm from a small town so you don't say stuff cuz then every one will know in a day

coke and alcohol. let the chemicals do all the talking for you.

I wouldn't think that would work but hey i'm from a small town so you don't say stuff cuz then every one will know in a day

Yea me 2 but that's the easy part everyone is already friends so if you make a pick up line and she says she wants it well damn, but if not she'll just laugh, without slapping you.

what's "Sceen"?
I don't know, i just assumed he meant s.c.e.n.e.

Buy hydro-cut, workout for 30 days, a tank top or button down shirt, body oil (for you), semi-fitted jeans, and have a voice that sounds like you just woke up. LOL!!!

what's "Sceen"?


Sorry i failed LA and i could care less.

Sorry i failed LA and i could care less.

"COULDN'T" care less.

Sheesh :rolleyes:





Anywho, like Jay, I just show up. Then it degenerates into a massive nekkid mudwrestle between women as they have a battle royale amongst themselves to decide who shall be the first to talk to me.

I just show up.
I bet that attracts all the right guys. :lol2:


Hey girl how you doin? You are the woman that I'm really persuin', I would like to get to know ya can ya gimme your name, if you jot down your number you get mine in exchange.

"Hey you gonna be walking to your car by yourself later? I'll be over in the corner staring at you all night"

I go to college so I have an advantage. If there is a hot chick sitting outside reading something, look at what it is and then strike up a conversation with her about it, makes jokes about it. BS about the class if youve had it, if you havent tell her you have anyway because it helps the conversation then after talking for a few minutes act all innocent and say something like "You know I dont do this often so I dont really know how to put it but would you like to have dinner with me tonight?" If she says yes, your in, if she says no, resort to the knife and the dark ally thing.

Hey, nice legs, what time do they open?
BITCH SUCK IT OR I CUT YOU!!!

this line works best in a dark ally.
they dont know you are just kidding, and they fear for their lives makes for a great BJ and one hell of a laugh afterwards!

:rofl: You guys are something else. Those just might work. :lol:


In all serious, the following has worked..
Go up to any girl and say "Hi Mellissa, whats up" (or any name)
she in turn will tell you "I am not Mellissa"
You respond with a shocked look and say, "Oh man, its true they say everyone has a twin in this world. you look so much like my friend Mellissa. Except one difference."
like a cat with curiosity, she'll ask "Oh yeah, whats that"
You say, "you are way more prettier".

Always works. Hook line and sinker.

TS out (fishing)

More prettier?



No more crack for you!

AHAHAHAHA!!!





when I feel the need to use a pre-packaged line to introduce myself, my most effective has to be:

you look really familiar, do I know you from somewhere? (she says no I don't think so and you introduce yourself)

^ too common line.

It might sound weird, but most ladies loves to be compared better than others and it works. Of course certain words can be substituted for other more to your liking (and depending on the lady) :lol:

TS out (taking more crack)

Never compare a girl to another girl, cause it shows you aren't thinking of just her...

Best pickup line is still "Hi."

A fun thing to do (i've never done it because I never had the opportunity yet) is to walk up to the hottest girl you can find, say "excuse me" right to her face, then talk to the girl NEXT to her. BAM. She'll never know what hit her!

The best line I have had is "Hey babe, wanna come home with me?"














Then my sister said "Jonno, have you been drinking again...?" :wink:

^lol

The best line I have had is "Hey babe, wanna come home with me?"














Then my sister said "Jonno, have you been drinking again...?" :wink:
My dad said he had a friend in high school that would just ask the girl to go home and take a shower with him. My dad said it worked damn near everytime.

My dad said he had a friend in high school that would just ask the girl to go home and take a shower with him. My dad said it worked damn near everytime.

I don't know how...i'm just to shy tho...i need to bust out some of this shit.

Blondes-Airheads
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Hey ladies how would you like to be apart of my science project? The more the better. All you have to do is come to my bed and do what ever it takes to keep me "up" for a long as you can. No, its not sex. It a science project for school....................

lmao I cant believe that some of these actualy work.I would laugh my ass off if you said some of these to me. Cmon guys you can do better

how bout, "whats up?u wanna get outta here and smoke?" i know id work for u karmacae!(maybe)

lmao I cant believe that some of these actualy work.I would laugh my ass off if you said some of these to me. Cmon guys you can do better ok...like what would you say to a guy permitting you are not married.

permiting I am not married, well I wouldent have to say a thing. All I would have to do is look at them and smile. Most of the time not even that. I can just pick and choose from the guys that approach me with there stupid lines.

errr........
:nutkick:

^
karmacae

I think its really sweet that a guy will come up to me and talk to me. And while I'm usually not interested, most of them will still get my number, especially when its a younger guy with a bunch of his friends. Cause I feel really bad that we stand there and talk and then he doesnt get a number and then he goes back to his friends and gets made fun of. I always like the interesting lines that guys come up with, some are VERY creative...NOW when I get hit on by girls, thats a different story. hahaha

true but I have herd all the lines. We need some new ones. Really I dont laugh at people who approach me. I am not that cruel. I dont give them my # either. I have herd some funny lines from guys. They sound so desperate it is funny

Me: Tickle your ass with a feather?
Girl: WHAT!?
Me: Particularly nice weather.


Works like a charm.

i got no pick up lines, i stay on the grind, i tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my ride!bitch get in!(50 cent)

:lol: ^^^^ Trying to scare them away :rofl::rofl:

I think its really sweet that a guy will come up to me and talk to me. And while I'm usually not interested, most of them will still get my number, especially when its a younger guy with a bunch of his friends. Cause I feel really bad that we stand there and talk and then he doesnt get a number and then he goes back to his friends and gets made fun of. I always like the interesting lines that guys come up with, some are VERY creative...NOW when I get hit on by girls, thats a different story. hahaha
Don't be a teasing bitch and give out a number pretending to be interested. You're better off saying "sorry, not interested". It's much easier than having us call and getting shot down over the phone. Girls want the guys to be real, so why the double standard? Be real and stop fucking around. I hate that shit.

ture that, all u gotta say is u gotta man, easy as that. then they could tell their friends that and they will praise him for at lest trying. i dont understand why girls give u there number when they are not interested. :screwy:

reason I dont give my #.

good girl karmacae.
worst line i ever heard that worked"it aint gonna suck itself!" true story

I am sorry I dont give men my info if I aint interested. That is just wrong. I watched my baby brother get stood up for shit like that. I felt real bad for him. So I hunted her ass down and took care of her. Then he yelled at me for butting in his buisness.


The line it aint gonna suck it self lol my man says that to me sometimes, I cant help but laugh at him. That is so corney!!!!

Me: Tickle your ass with a feather?
Girl: WHAT!?
Me: Particularly nasty weather.


Works like a charm.

Kiwi version:

"Stick a feather up your arse!"
-WHAT??
"C*nt of a day, eh?"

u laugh, but does it get sucked after u laugh is the question? :eek: i know the answer, u dont have to answer that! :lol2:

u laugh, but does it get sucked after u laugh is the question? :eek: i know the answer, u dont have to answer that! :lol2:


wait a minute here......I get it.....LOL!!:cwm27: