The Lone Ranger
-GS-
05-02-2005, 07:07 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
-Josh-
05-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Haha, i wasn't even expecting that, that was good.
Raz_Kaz
05-02-2005, 07:33 PM
HA HA HA. Never overthink.
crayzayjay
05-02-2005, 07:34 PM
:lol2:
SeXy_AnGeL
05-02-2005, 07:44 PM
heard it before but with sherlock holmes and watson
-Davo
05-03-2005, 01:41 AM
ha!
that make me laugh on the inside.
But seriously, it's funny.
that make me laugh on the inside.
But seriously, it's funny.
lamehonda
05-03-2005, 02:09 AM
Heard the sherlock holmes stuff before but still didn't see that coming :lol:
Damien
05-03-2005, 02:30 AM
heard it before but with sherlock holmes and watson
Ditto, only I've heard both. I think my grandfather told me...
:grinyes:
Ditto, only I've heard both. I think my grandfather told me...
:grinyes:
dugie6551
05-03-2005, 08:16 AM
HAHAHAHA !!!
Never heard that one before, pretty good :thumbsup:
Never heard that one before, pretty good :thumbsup:
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