The innocence of children......kinda
Muscletang
05-02-2005, 05:42 PM
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the
teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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A teacher was playing a game with her students. She would give one of the students an object and that student would get hints as to what it was and then try to figure out what it was.
Well little Bobby came up and was blind folded by the teacher. She then gave him a Hershey's Kiss which he started to eat. He didn't know what it was and neither did the class.
Finally the teacher said, "well Bobby, your mom probably gives your dad this before he goes off to work every morning."
All of a sudden one of the students in the back yelled, "spit it out it's a piece of ass!!!"
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A kindergarten teacher was reading the three little pigs to her class. She got to the part where the first pig asked the man for some straw.
The teacher asked her class, "what do you think the man said?"
Little Johnnie was in the very back and raised his hand. He then said, "he probably said holy shit a talking pig!!!"
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the
teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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A teacher was playing a game with her students. She would give one of the students an object and that student would get hints as to what it was and then try to figure out what it was.
Well little Bobby came up and was blind folded by the teacher. She then gave him a Hershey's Kiss which he started to eat. He didn't know what it was and neither did the class.
Finally the teacher said, "well Bobby, your mom probably gives your dad this before he goes off to work every morning."
All of a sudden one of the students in the back yelled, "spit it out it's a piece of ass!!!"
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A kindergarten teacher was reading the three little pigs to her class. She got to the part where the first pig asked the man for some straw.
The teacher asked her class, "what do you think the man said?"
Little Johnnie was in the very back and raised his hand. He then said, "he probably said holy shit a talking pig!!!"
SeXy_AnGeL
05-02-2005, 05:49 PM
heard them before...repost perhaps?
Damien
05-02-2005, 05:49 PM
*sigh*
Heard 'em but what can ya do? Still gave me laugh. :cwm27:
Heard 'em but what can ya do? Still gave me laugh. :cwm27:
Muscletang
05-02-2005, 06:13 PM
heard them before...repost perhaps?
*sigh*
Heard 'em but what can ya do?
:eek2:
Me, repost? I don't believe it.
*sigh*
Heard 'em but what can ya do?
:eek2:
Me, repost? I don't believe it.
Raz_Kaz
05-02-2005, 06:35 PM
It's ok Stang. You just stop caring and keep reposting.
If it's funny enough to laugh at again that is.
If it's funny enough to laugh at again that is.
twospirits
05-02-2005, 10:16 PM
Regardless of them being reposts or not, the second one had me dying.
Spit it out, its a piece of ass.
:lol:
TS out
Spit it out, its a piece of ass.
:lol:
TS out
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