Anyone for pumpkin pie...
twospirits
05-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Police arrested a 22-year-old white male, in a pumpkin patch at
11:38 p.m. on Friday. The male will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
He went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, he apparently failed to notice a County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until the officer approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,"
said the officer. "I walked up to him and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
The officer went on to describe what happened when she
approached him. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn ... is it midnight already??"
:lol:
TS out (finding the other missing slipper)
11:38 p.m. on Friday. The male will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
He went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, he apparently failed to notice a County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until the officer approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,"
said the officer. "I walked up to him and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
The officer went on to describe what happened when she
approached him. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn ... is it midnight already??"
:lol:
TS out (finding the other missing slipper)
SeXy_AnGeL
05-02-2005, 01:47 PM
:lol2: and I got all excited cause I want a piece of pumpkin pie
lordvektra
05-02-2005, 01:48 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I didn’t see that coming, I almost spit on my monitor
ridestreet84
05-02-2005, 01:48 PM
wow thats interesting, im really at a lost for words here on this one
twospirits
05-02-2005, 01:56 PM
:lol2: and I got all excited cause I want a piece of pumpkin pieThat just might be another thread. Please provide pics. :evillol:
TS out (just found the other slipper)
TS out (just found the other slipper)
drewh4386
05-02-2005, 02:09 PM
I bet he was "pumpin" up a storm
crayzayjay
05-02-2005, 02:35 PM
:lol2:
'97ventureowner
05-02-2005, 02:38 PM
"pumpkin" Don't they do that "down south"? Must've been a redneck.
240NIZ
05-02-2005, 03:40 PM
I guess he wanted "man" cream with his pie.
95cord
05-02-2005, 03:43 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
93rollaracer
05-02-2005, 04:14 PM
:lol::lol2:
ghostrx7
05-02-2005, 05:18 PM
damn pumpkin pumper!funny shit! :iceslolan
Cyprus106
05-02-2005, 06:07 PM
ROFL... PUMPKIN PUMPER!!! Ghost, I'm gonna be laughing about that all day.
booyah...
:useless:
booyah...
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KustmAce
05-02-2005, 08:23 PM
Midnight already! :rofl: :rofl:
Raz_Kaz
05-02-2005, 08:46 PM
What a great comment that was. Midnight, BWA HA A HA AH.
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