Things you prolly shouldnt say to a cop!

> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
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> you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
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Originally posted by banchi105
[B 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
> you been eating doughnuts?"
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Lol, 12 is a classic, still my favo. 6 is new to me, funny stuff :hehehe:

Originally posted by banchi105
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


I like this one :D

Nah, just nod your head at him and in a heavey irish accent say, "That'll do pig, that'll do..."

13: Tell your daughter I'm gonna be late picking her up tonight :D

haha, they're all great. :hehehe: :D :p

i like 6 and 7. :hehe: :hehehe:

I have heard quite a few of these but there are some new ones :D

I like no. 1 :D :D :D :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
I have heard quite a few of these but there are some new ones :DSame here :D But these are good. I actually like #13 quite a lot!!!

WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA TO TELL HIM YOUR SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE EITHER :D :D :D

Originally posted by banchi105
[B> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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those ones are good....I'm going to have to use # 11

that whole list is classic