Reasons to Fear Canada

Reasons to Fear Canada
... please excuse me if this isn't funny to anyone else...I've had a bit to drink...

Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a "disco phase."

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace."

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.

I always knew i should be, never knew why until now though :lol2:

... please excuse me if this isn't funny to anyone else...I've had a bit to drink...



2:33 PM, that a girl!

2:33 PM, that a girl!

Um....11:23? but i'm sure thats a time differnce...depends on where she is from...

DOWN WITH CANADA! And being drunk in the afternoon kicks ass!

-Jayson- did compensate for the time difference.

Anyway, pretty funny!

:disappoin I'm from Canada.

Now to insult America, America...


















J/K! :grinno:

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable :sly: http://www.economist.com/agenda/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=3905147

HAHA!! trouble in paradise!

HELLL YEA KATE!!! I joined in too!!! EXAMS ARE OVER!!!

Right, im..Canada. :uhoh:But they make so damn good beer! Judging from what Jared and Pickle said, I should fear NZ more. Well, JUst Dave....

I am affraid of being ripped off buying gas. Someone I know took a random trip and ended up in a small boony town and got really ripped off. The non-computerized pumps allowed it. I found it amuzing he didn't. But the above reasons are what makes this country(the US) look completely ridiculous especially with Shrub in office as well as Hillary for NY. I will vote a republican in before I vote Hillary in again.

:lol2:

Good times!

2:33 PM, that a girl!
Just so that everyone was clear on this...it was 2:23pm and I continued until what people are telling me was 3:30am...and now its starting over...I'm telling you, CaNaDa=no good

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable :sly: http://www.economist.com/agenda/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=3905147

WHOA!!! You mean to tell me that Canada isn't perfect? Does that mean that New Zealand isn't Utopia either? Oh, the humanities! This is so horrible! :confused:

Someone has been watching Canadian Bacon

They'd make me broke from drinking legally. The cops here are actually cutting down on underage drinking and well yeah its bad. They are holding a kid till tomorrow(monday) he was picked up friday night as an example.

*whistles quitely* Uh...not all Canadians are immune to cold weather, just look at us on Vancouver Island...we're spoilt!
I found this out men I moved north, got off the bus, and while wearing 4 layers of clothing or something, I see some crackhead walking around in a friggin t-shirt when it's around -10 Celcius!
But otherwise...yay Canada!