Omg! What A Drop Kick!

My sides still hurt now two days later, i cant believe it, its not possible!
i know there are stupid people on the roads but on tuesday i realised that unless Darwin can eliminate these 'speciel' ppl from society our future on this plannet is uncertain.

ill explain.

driving with a mate in the white z, we pass a late 80's honda prelude, with a zorst, body kit and chrome mags.
we stop at the light and he comes alongside the z on the left.
Its a yougish looking guy with another dude in the front.
It was an automatic, cause i heard him flip it into neutral when he started to rev it. So he looks at us with a stupid 'haha im so going to kick ur asses' look on his face.
I think ok unless u have some serious mods....not likeley dude"
so i hold it at 3k and the light goes green.

Ok before the light turned green i heard him shift into gear and as i take off i look over at him. suddenly as i jump forwards i get what looks like the best launch i hace ever done, i must have nailed it!!!!!
sadly i was wrong, beacuse this absolute f$cking dumbass has put it into reverse! As i flew forwards he went backwards!! straight into the front of the truck behind him!!

it took us several soconds to work things out then promptly pulled over at the next petrol station to wet ourselves.
we actually laughed for so long that the attendent threatened to call security if we didnt move on or buy something.

OMG! there are some really stupid ppl on the plannet...but it makes it all worth wile when stuff like this happens!

what the fuck is a zorst?

i get what looks like the best launch i hace ever done, i must have nailed it!!!!!
sadly i was wrong, beacuse this absolute f$cking dumbass has put it into reverse!


:lol2: Best part. I have a hard time invisioning someone doing that, but funny as hell. Did you stop to take care of the wreck or just go on down the road?

what the fuck is a zorst?

zorst as in exhaust. It's usually used to make fun of ppl with 5 inch aftermarket exhausts who think it'll add 500hp. e.g. "yo dude just got my zorst on my civic, going to pwn some evos now."

"yo dude just got my zorst on my civic, going to pwn some evos now."

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Best quote ever.

ROFL, that story just made my day bro. why oh why is there never a camera around when you need one?

Oh crap I cant stop laughing!
too funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

I woulda been laughing so hard i'd of crashed. What a moron. :lol:

If it were me, I would hopped out of my car, leaned in through the window, and then popped it into Drive for him. Then I would have said, "There you go, now go get 'em kiddo. And remember drive safe."

I've had a similar story once, it was grand. Yeah, you never have a camera when you need one. I gotta buy me a camera.

rotf loooooooooooooooooool hilarious

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:lol2: That was the greatest "racing" story I've ever heard.

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:lol2: That was the greatest "racing" story I've ever heard.

What are you talking about? He raced. The other dude just didn't know what direction to go.

loool, oh man, that just made my day, haha uhh, make it stop :rofl: HELP!!

EDIT: ok, im cool now, all that laughter made me forget 2 say "GREAT STORY!".

What are you talking about? He raced. The other dude just didn't know what direction to go.

i think thats why he put racing in quotes... dont u? :)

:rofl: o man thats a great story!

i think thats why he put racing in quotes... dont u? :)

I think I was being sarcastic. Don't you? ;)

I think I was being sarcastic. Don't you? ;)

lol, i was just tryni 2 help u out :smokin:

What are you talking about? He raced. The other dude just didn't know what direction to go.

Well if they had a "This thread is useless without vids" smiley I would have used that. Tell me you wouldn't want to see that display of utter stupidity on tape.

Nope, I prefer to imagine things like this. Right now I'm imagining you strapped to a chair with a bomb on your chest. 3 (tee), 2 (hee), 1 (hee)...Ouch, that didn't look good.

Op, damnit your still here. Imagination is great.

lol, you guys are crazy, haha, entertainin though lol. L8

EDIT: btw, Civ why did u change ur sig 2 Musashi likes guys!! ? lol did i miss something going down between ya 2?

hahaha....."dumbest ricer ever"....so if you guys were racing backwards he actually won.

EDIT: btw, Civ why did u change ur sig 2 Musashi likes guys!! ? lol did i miss something going down between ya 2?

Just an ongoing joke/rivalry between us. No worries here.

yeh i gotta admit it was on of the funniest things i have ever seen, especially since there where a few cars at the lights, watching this unfold.
Just imagine being the driver getting out of the car and trying to explain to the big angry truck driver that u got the wrong gear! and it wasnt ur fault!

i just cant compredhend how this guy did it, i thought that maybe he did it on purpose as a laugh but since he actually floored it straight into the truck begind him i had to rule that one out.

i guess it has to be sheer stupidity...or maybe his mates swapped around the letters D and R for a joke lol.... nah i got nothing....

i didnt stick around cause legally every crash where the damage is over $1000 estimate the police have to be informed, and well we where about to race, which the cops tend to dissagree with. so i just booted it outa there so no one could get my plates.

but i wish i could see what he said to the police after.. lol..

Could it be cos he was driving a manual and it was one of those ones where the reverse gear is above first. Like you pull a lever or something and then you can push it even further up than 1 and get into R??

Cos that's the only way I could imagine someone doing it. I know you said you heard him click it into neutral to rev, but unless you saw it, it coulda been anything.

Could it be cos he was driving a manual and it was one of those ones where the reverse gear is above first. Like you pull a lever or something and then you can push it even further up than 1 and get into R??
Not in a honduh

Yeah, I've never seen a Honda with the reverse on the left side of the 1st. I've only seen a few German cars like that. Might be different down under though, for all I know.

Meh, that was just a stab in the dark. I'm probably the only one here who believes that nobody can be that dumb, lol, then again, maybe there are ppl who are THAT dumb.

[QUOTE=CivRacer95]If it were me, I would hopped out of my car, leaned in through the window, and then popped it into Drive for him. Then I would have said, "There you go, now go get 'em kiddo. And remember drive safe."

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