Luckiest kid ever

So i was driving home from work one day, and i saw a group of girls and like a cool kid i was showin off well i didn't know that a cop was watchin me the whole time and when i took off he said he clocked me at 85mph in a 25 mph zone. But lucky for me he was having a good day and did not give me a ticket.

i'm sure the girls were REALLY impressed

Congrats. You're a fucking moron.

Lol!!

i'm sure the girls were REALLY impressed

And he is sure to be a forever joke in that group of girls...

Lesson 1, don't speed off before you get the girls into the car.

Congrats. You're a fucking moron.
85 in a 25 mph zone?? i think the cop was the bigger moron for not giving this moron a ticket really.....

I think youre just lying.

i highly doubt that he was clockin me cuz if he was id have my liscense suspended he was prolly pacin

cool kids don't need to show off, hence you are not cool, just a kid.
learn to drive.

i doubt you were doing 85 in a 25. If you were pulled over and not given a ticket just what DID you do for him?

Blow him off?(Maybe?)