Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

lol thats funny. i dont really agree with everyone gets 1 kill and a free pass out of jail though. and the spousal and child abuse is usually kept in secret and is not too often being told so your solution won't solve much either.

ok now with the killing 1 person thing. what if the person they kill is you?

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

LMAO! :) I love it

WAHAHAHAHAHAH

can I get few extra free kills or do hookers and the homless not count?

WAHAHAHAHAHAH

can I get few extra free kills or do hookers and the homless not count?


HAHAHAHA! Everyone knows hookers and homeless arent people!

And Ivtec, I could just go around beating every family in the country, that should take care of all of them.

I agree, totally but the killing is off. The reason is simple, the person killed doesn;t get a chance to kill anyone and what if u kill someone decent or worse, hot!!! How about we can kill anyone under the poverty level and then work away from there? I think think it sounds much better.

BWAHAHAHAHAH !!!! :jump3:

:thumbsup:

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.


best news I heard all day

Here's my solution. Let everyone be stoned all the time. Then everyone will be too blitzed to give a fuck.

I have also had thoughts like this. People are, well, pansys. I also don't like when the government had to get in everyones privacy. They think they are better then everyone, and they just assume what they say goes with no input from the general public.

And if they legalized marijuana and taxed it, they could make money&not have such a problem with drug being brought in from places like Mexico, because, it is legal.

I don't know about the 1 kill thing. I think, you should have to have a hearing about it, but not one that takes like 4 years..You ask like 8 people. If majority rules, you can kill them and use your 1 card.

Ohwell, just my 14 year old mind I guess :dunno:


So, if you ran for president of the World, I would vote for you!...if I was old enough to vote :frown:

Dude, you deserve two cookies for that. That's funny shiznit. I have a solution for the AIDS and STD epidemc... round everyone with AIDS and/or an STD, put them in a big pen, and nuke 'em.

Ill take those thoughts under consideration when I overthrow every world government, thanks for your input.

Ill take those thoughts under consideration when I overthrow every world government, thanks for your input.


Or just let them have there own little part of the world, and pay to keep there country going by the money you get from taxing marijuana.

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.


You are starting to sound like Hitler, do you know that?

haha just kidding man, you have my vote

HEIL SIVIC

HEIL SIVIC

I like the way that sounds....yes...heil me...muhahahahahaha! *cue darth vader music*

Here's my solution. Let everyone be stoned all the time. Then everyone will be too blitzed to give a fuck.





:rofl: I agree. Natures remedy to stress. Works every time.

killing the people under poverty leve, the drive-thru window operators at McDonalds would be in the worst position ever. I could see myself picking off a GOOD number of them. "Hey, uum... I asked for no onions. Is it really that hard? IS IT, BITCH?! IS IT THAT MOTHER FUCKING HARD TO LAY OFF THE GOD DAMNED ONIONS FOR ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF AN IN-FUCKING-CAPABLE DRONE THAT YOU CANT EVEN LAY OFF THE GOD DAMNED ARGH! BLAM... Now try putting onions on my damned DQP. Nobody messes with the DQP bitch."

Keep it simple. No more taxes. Lazy fuckers starve and die. Anyone comes to touch my wife or I or our stuff learns just how hard a .44 feels going through their chest.

Dont forget, homeless people and hookers dont count as people so you can pick them off freely. Speaking of which whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? You cry when you chop up an onion! ...damn thats horrible... but seriously though theres not much point in killing a hooker because most of them are already dead inside.

HEIL SIVIC

Ya mean "hail"??? 'Cause "heil" is not a word. Just sayin' :icon16:

There are other languages, hitler the fascist dictator... heil hitler....yeah that whole thing, thats where it came from... so heil me!

Hail you??? OK...now, is this hail like the stones so n other words I can throw stones at you???

That gave me idea. Make death penalties harsher. Stone people to death or something. Makes sure it's very slow and painful that way no one does it or murderers become smarter to not get caught...

like george carlin's stand-up on the death penalty. find it, download it. very funny shiznawt.

Man to deter them, like if a guy rapes a girl and kills her. Have a BIGASS life-sentence guy with a very intimidating name just bust a nut in whoever rapist asshole is. Then do it again the next day, which would be much worse than the first. No fixing. Let that bitch bleed. Then say if he shot the girl to kill her, shoot his kneecaps. Then shoot him with one of those little guns that takes people days to die from. Leave him in a brick room for a few days to suffer to death. No food either. No blankets. Nothing that he could kill himself with. If he suffocated her, stick his head under water continouously. Over and over. oull it up with engouh tim efor him to barely start inhaling and then stick it under again. He'll swallow water and eventually die. I bet the crime rate would drop like a fucking rock. Especially if it was televised.

Cyprus I like the way you think.

but seriously though theres not much point in killing a hooker because most of them are already dead inside.

Not Julia Roberts, though. She's a good hooker. Don't kill her.


Ooh, sivic! can I be your second in command as long as I promise not to kill you? If I do, I promise I'll never do it again.

i'll fucking kill you if you come anywhere near me.

As long as you promise not to kill me twice....and you must bring me the heads of 3 hookers and a homeless guy who cant walk after his time in vietnam but walks to his spot on the street every day.

Done! You know, there used to be a state law in missouri at some point that if you brought the head of a mormon to the state capital, you got $20 worth of gold. Then they dug it back up a few years ago and quickly dismissed the rule. I wonder... maybe we could sneak another few rules in...

it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy.

God, it makes perfect sense. I wish someone would have told me not being a pansy was an option.
**** Goes off to join the Republican party.****

Hey sivic when you take over the world can I be like you Co-Dictator-President-Person?? Or are you just gonna kil me too?? Let me know so i'll know whether to pray or not.

Cyprus has dibs, if you wish to challenge him you will have to challenge him to a gladiator style battle to the death...im thinking charriots, and flaming swords...

sweet i'll bring the chicken and beer.....

Hey sivic02, when you're done taking over the world....I'll be the leader of the Revolution.





You have been warned.

:lol:

Bring it Raz....bring it...

Do me a favor, when ya take over lower gas prices to like 25 cents per gallon.

u need women in charge too, no good organization was run by men alone! hehe so i'd love to take care of a position high up in ur government or w/e u wanna call it and help u all out :)

God, it makes perfect sense. I wish someone would have told me not being a pansy was an option.
**** Goes off to join the Republican party.****


HAAAD to toss in the political reference, didntcha? Ya just HAD to... Now could we have not gone there and still been perfectly happy and content with our lives? I'd like to think so. 'Sides... Republican, Democrat... They all have one thing in common: they're easier when they're drunk.

oh well if you get chicken, beer, flaming swords and a charriot, I get a Desert Eagle .50 and a Uzi. But not flaming. Because I'd want ot hold it to shoot it before I set it on fire. After I put a few hollow points in ya, I'll get me that sword. Hey, all's freakin fair. Especially if it's televised. Plus I had dibs, so I get to choose my own weapons... and your weapons.

...and you get a pogo stick.

Can i just live off on my own in the mountains and not be bothered by anyone when this happens?

oh well if you get chicken, beer, flaming swords and a charriot, I get a Desert Eagle .50 and a Uzi. But not flaming. Because I'd want ot hold it to shoot it before I set it on fire. After I put a few hollow points in ya, I'll get me that sword. Hey, all's freakin fair. Especially if it's televised. Plus I had dibs, so I get to choose my own weapons... and your weapons.

...and you get a pogo stick.

Sweet, I always wanted a pogo stick...(p.s. Cyprus how bout if we join together and kill sivic then we can both rule the world as equals...)