Recovery Room

a male patient is lying in a bed in the hospital, wearing a oxygen mask covering his mouth and his nose, still heavily sedated from the difficult from a difficult four hour surgery.

a young student nurse appears to give him a sponge bath. "nurse" he humbles from behind the mask "are my testicles black

embarrassed the nurse replies "I don't know sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet"

He struggles to ask again " nurse are my testicles black"

worried about his vitals she over comes her embarrassment she pulls down the sheet and lifts up his gown. with his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other she takes a look at his balls

the nurse says " sir your testicles are fine"

the man replies " thank you very much that was wonderfull, but listen very carefully" the man takes off the oxygen mask and says " ARE MY TSET RESULTS BACK"

heh

that was pretty funny. That nurces hearing is a lot like mine...

me too, i cant hear shit!i need a miracle ear!

heh

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What!?

I liked it :lol:

*golf clap*

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Heh, pretty funny. I can't hear either...

That nurse is a fuckin' perv.

she just wanted to feel on his man junk ;)

What!?


Try reading the joke aloud


That was pretty good btw :)

hehe, that was pretty good.