single ply TP

i hate single ply toilet paper in public restrooms and at school restrooms. i pay a shitload of money for college i should at least get good toilet paper. good damn cheap bastards

i can just imagine your frustration when you found out :lol:

I still don't understand why people i know didn't stop using that shit till just a few years ago. It's not like TP is that fucking expensive.

well, thats why you use a whole "shitload" and just fold it over. if ya clog the toilet, oh well, its not the one at your house............. so who cares??

yeah i hate 1 ply and then even some places its like rubbing sandpaper on your ass it just sucks. and another thing with toilet paper, wtf FCC you have bears shitting on my TV? screw charmin and leave howard stern alone

Yea I tend to get baseball sized wads before I wipe. Luckly we have great toilets so I can be extrememly thorough and it all goes down. But it does suck...makes home that much better.

well, thats why you use a whole "shitload" and just fold it over. if ya clog the toilet, oh well, its not the one at your house............. so who cares??
thats the way to deal with it

i do get a lot and use that mass amounts of Tp but it just doesnt feel good when i wipe my ass i want it to be w/ soft paper not cardboard

steal it.

You mean you guys actually shit in public bathrooms?? I have fears of just entering them.

You mean you guys actually shit in public bathrooms?? I have fears of just entering them.
:werd:

man i basically live at school sometimes im here for like 20 hours so in that 20 hours sometimes i have to shit

im disappointed i thought this was gonna be about TP'ing houses or something. The thicker the better.

Yeah, we have some of that "John Wayne" toilet paper here at work...it's rough, tough and it don't take shit from nobody!!

Oh man! i LOVE shitting in public restrooms. The toilets are always fuckin jet powered, so I dont have to worry about clogging them, I can use as much TP as I want...yeah..

Usually me and my buddy chris have the same shit times, so we just talk about cars between parts when we're both on the can.

You mean you guys actually shit in public bathrooms?? I have fears of just entering them.

Well it's either that or hold it for several months until I go home. And seeing as how that would get EXTREMELY painful, I'll take my chances.

AF has sunk to a new low. TP.

Instead of bitching about the TP at school, why don't you carry a roll of your favorite soft N scented TP with you in your backpack!?

For crying out loud.

because id rather bitch

:lol: What, did your finger poke through? heheheheheheh

roflmao. Dont you have something better to bitch about. Toilet paper :lol:

Did your finger go through:lol::lol:



Thank you people for making my day

no figer going through i explained that i use a wad of that shit its just a comfort issue

Hey...we're just keeping with the tradition of AF shit threads.

Personally(spelling?), I like single ply toilet paper. Hell, the last time I had a piece of ass is when my finger went through.

Personally(spelling?), I like single ply toilet paper. Hell, the last time I had a piece of ass is when my finger went through.:lol: I can see it now, that being in someones signature.

They should just put in those aftermarket bidet thingy like they have in Europe.

See here (http://www.usabidet.com/). Click on the washing motion demonstration. :lol:

I wonder how strong it is, you don't want a fire hydrant of rushing water going up there.

TS out

Now see what you guys don't understand, is the comfortable way to use 1-ply. Yes my friends, there is a comfortable way to use 1-ply. "How?" you might ask. Well the answer is simple. Roll out the paper to the desired length, and rip it off the roll. Next, fold it up, so that it's like 5-ply. afterwards, make the wad of paper damp, by running it over lukewarm water. make sure that you don't soak the paper entirely, or else you won't have anything to wipe with. what this does is actually makes the crap cling to the paper more, resulting in a quicker wipe, and also the water makes it so that you don't have a burning cinnamon ring, or that god-awful anal itch if you didn't completely eliminate the threat of mud-butt.

where the hell do you get lukewarm water when you're on the john in a public shitter? just waddle out to the sinks? ask the guy next door? dip it in shit water? or do you actaully care so much that you preplan for it and hold a wad of wet tp in your hand while you drop your commandos, trying not to wring the water out of it from the strain?

Here's an idea. Before you leave the house, lubricate your cornhole with vaseline. That way you'll have little or no residual shit. You can then get away with a single light wipe.

What a fucked up thread!!!

Now see what you guys don't understand, is the comfortable way to use 1-ply. Yes my friends, there is a comfortable way to use 1-ply. "How?" you might ask. Well the answer is simple. Roll out the paper to the desired length, and rip it off the roll. Next, fold it up, so that it's like 5-ply. afterwards, make the wad of paper damp, by running it over lukewarm water. make sure that you don't soak the paper entirely, or else you won't have anything to wipe with. what this does is actually makes the crap cling to the paper more, resulting in a quicker wipe, and also the water makes it so that you don't have a burning cinnamon ring, or that god-awful anal itch if you didn't completely eliminate the threat of mud-butt.


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I'm not even going to try to comment. :disappoin

Judas Freaking Priest!
Now we have a step by step of how to clean your butt. :lol: Now I've seen everything. Holy Brown Ring Batman.

TS out

Some places have toilet paper so rough that if its on a roll and you put it in the toilet w/o ripping it off... the toilet actually unravels the roll when you flush.

^That is my protest right there...

well, thats why you use a whole "shitload" and just fold it over. if ya clog the toilet, oh well, its not the one at your house............. so who cares??


My thoughts exactly!

This has to be one of the top 5 funniest threads of the year.

Hey...we're just keeping with the tradition of AF shit threads.

What IS IT around here?! Y'all have FAR too much of an affinity for poopie.

...and before I get corrected. Yes, it's spelled poopie. Poopy is when you're using the term as descriptive, i.e. "This thread is poopy". When you're using the word as a noun, it's spelled poopie. Learn something new every day.

Stolen from COT..

http://img13.echo.cx/img13/6205/fullmetalwipe8bq8rf.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now THAT is T.P. worth complaining about!!!

Holy shredded butt hole Batman. Yikes.

I just might borrow that pic. :evillol:

TS out

psh you guys are all pansies... we went almost a whole month without TP in my college apartment once, We were just all sick of nobody else stepping up to buy anything for the apartment.

I made it through with Paper towels :disappoin . And I don't mean good paper towels, I mean those economy rolls of Brown ones that are in schools, and public restrooms. Talk about rough.










edit: this is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever posted on AF and upon further thought may delete my post later tonight. :uhoh:

^ Don't worry. Whats written in AF, stays in AF. :lol:

TS out

^ Don't worry. Whats written in AF, stays in AF. :lol:

TS out



HAHAHA

knorwj said it:

psh you guys are all pansies... we went almost a whole month without TP in my college apartment once, We were just all sick of nobody else stepping up to buy anything for the apartment.

I made it through with Paper towels :disappoin . And I don't mean good paper towels, I mean those economy rolls of Brown ones that are in schools, and public restrooms. Talk about rough.










edit: this is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever posted on AF and upon further thought may delete my post later tonight. :uhoh:





HA! Delete THAT!

Usually me and my buddy chris have the same shit times, so we just talk about cars between parts when we're both on the can.

TAHHAHAHAHA that's hilarious.

At VA Tech this one drunk dude took a dump right in the urinal, I guess he squated? So my friend walks in and sees a big dump right next to his urinal, he said he was never so disgusted before.

TAHHAHAHAHA that's hilarious.

At VA Tech this one drunk dude took a dump right in the urinal, I guess he squated? So my friend walks in and sees a big dump right next to his urinal, he said he was never so disgusted before.

I dunno what would suck worse...that or a shower shit.

HA! Delete THAT!



Bastard!!!! hahaha

TAHHAHAHAHA that's hilarious.

At VA Tech this one drunk dude took a dump right in the urinal, I guess he squated? So my friend walks in and sees a big dump right next to his urinal, he said he was never so disgusted before.




That is just nasty. Thanks for the bad pictures. Thank you so much. yuck

Oh man! i LOVE shitting in public restrooms. The toilets are always fuckin jet powered, so I dont have to worry about clogging them, I can use as much TP as I want...yeah..

Usually me and my buddy chris have the same shit times, so we just talk about cars between parts when we're both on the can.

Talking to, or making eye contact with, another man in a public restroom is a violation of the cardinal rule of mens room etiquette. Right before one man to every other urinal (except in a stadium), and noone over the age of 7 is allowed to completly drop trow at any time.

Talking to, or making eye contact with, another man in a public restroom is a violation of the cardinal rule of mens room etiquette. Right before one man to every other urinal (except in a stadium), and noone over the age of 7 is allowed to completly drop trow at any time.So true. I really hate it when guys just want to talk up a storm while you are in a public bathroom. WTF, can't it wait till after we get out of the bathroom. :confused:

As for the rule of every other urinal, I have a friend that no matter what always goes to the second to last one. Someone could be at the last one and he'll end up right next. I asked him and he says its just a force of habit. It drives me nuts.

TS out

well i actually knew a guy who would walk out of the stall to wet his toilet paper.....i just do that when i'm at home, because all we get is the 1-ply (can't beat a roll for 50 cents), but at my school you can get away with it, because in the handicapped stalls, they've got sinks and mirrors and whatnot, so i'll go there if i can. at work....i'm sol....

BUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! :rofl:

Doesn't wet tp fall apart while you're using it?

thus the reason as to why i said not to soak the whole thing....

why would you wet the paper in the first place. Even a little part would still come appart as you wipe. It makes no sence to me

YA thats wierd....and every other stall even if its a small one...its like a law or somthing

why would you wet the paper in the first place. Even a little part would still come appart as you wipe. It makes no sence to me

they like the feeeeling. I guess?

it doesn't come apart when you fold it over 5 times

oh i hate when im at a bar waiting in the line for the bathroom and people try to strike conversation im like WTF i dont want to talk to another guy when im holding my dick

On the topic of toilet paper...

http://forumpics.d-formed.net/galleries/post-wont-die/arniepants.jpg