Whew !

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around!"
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Oldie but goodie :)

I'll have to remember that one:grinyes:

I think that the size of the member could be reduced a little bit and the joke would still strike fear into the heart of men everywhere.

Haha Good one.

Nice...

And I vote the use of the word "Private" be stricken, so we don't assume that whoever wrote that joke is either devoutly religious (which would be wierd), seven years old, or a kindergarden school teacher.

:lol: HAHA I never heard that one. I agree about "private"