Warning: Never ever help out a ricer!

WARNING! this thread may contain profanity......lots of profanity.

My sister's boyfriend is the biggest fucking idiot I've ever met! This moron comes up to me last friday saying he wants to paint his hood black! Here is a pic of his shit bucket:
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This is a 92 Plymouth Laser 1.8 SOHC.

He bought it for like $300.00, seriously. And wanted me to help him fix it up. Ok, why not. I am a nice guy plus I've owned three DSMs so I have alot of stuff laying around that he could use. strut bar, intake , filters, high perf. brakes, interior stuff, lighting ect. so he wants a black hood eh?
I ask him "what kind of black?" he says "regular black but I want it glossy" No prob, I got a friend who used to paint cars, he now does simple stuff out of his home. I ask for $100.00 to cover material cost. the guy does the job for free! I take the hood back home and spray wax it.
He shows up at my house with, get this, the brother of another shop guy! The guy must be pissed cause his brother didnt get the business so he starts talking shit about the quality! they both start bitching at me saying that I used spary paint ( I guess someone saw me spray waxing it and told him I was spray painting) fucking noob goes off saying I stole his money! he calls up my mom, my wife, my sister, my brother talking shit.....It was a free job, the 100 bucks where for material cost and he is complaining. Now I gotta pull 100 bucks out to give it to him cause he dosent like the job and says its spray paint!

Does this look like fucking spray paint?
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what really pisses me off is that Ive given this asshole over $400.00 of free performance shit from my previous cars! Im fucking through helping this dickhead out. Now he is calling my buddy (the one that painted it) and harrasing him. not my problem, he dosent know this guy! his shit is gonna end up in a lake if he keeps fucking with this dude!

thats what I get for trying to help out a ricer!

Is this guy a badass or something? I'd seriously check him :twak: then I'd take all of my shit back. BTW the hood looks good (paintwise).

Why in the world would he want a black hood anyways? I mean the quality of the job looks good, but it doesn't go well with his faded red paint. How old is this guy? He sounds 16. And get your stuff back from him.

man what a douche bag, kick his ass and take your shit back. I wouldnt give him his money back. Your family will believe you anyday for that punk.

I agree with every here, the paint on the hood looks pretty nice, but it doesn't go with the sunbleached red paint on his POS.... don't give him back the 100 bucks man! he still paid for a job, and it's an actual contract that he made with you, so you are entitled to the money, I can't stand people like that, let us know how everything turns out.

He thinks he is a bad ass! hes a scrawny little wimp. I mean like starving kid in Ethiopia scrawny, he has a 28 inch waist. he thinks his abbs show cause he is built. no clue whatsoever its cause he is sooooo skinny that there is no fat to hide the abdominal rectis muscle.

here is what gets to me really bad. this kid, he comes over to my mom's house every night, eats up all our food, talks shit about my brother cause he smokes weed and shit (which he is being a hypocrit cause he smokes that shit too). Talks trash about me, I even got him a job so he would have work and shit, he dosent appreciate that at all! he even steals from me!
about a month ago his brother got arrested for breaking and entering. This guy stole my knife collection that I had ( I collect knives, daggers and swords) and probably pawned it off to make the money to bail his bro out. I know it was him cause I found my gold plated brass knuckels in his car! I KNOW HE STOLE MY STUFF! but I cant prove it on just one set of brass knuckles.

he dosent make much money, he has to eat at my moms cause he wont break a 20 to buy food and yet all of a sudden he has a fat stack of like $500.00 in his pocket? My knives where worth that much!
he told me he sold his PS2 and some games! bullshit

he is a fucking thieve and he accuses me of stealing his 100 bucks? I never should of helpped him! Why you ask? cause I love my sister and this guy always talks so much trash to her about me that she and I get into arguments. I do these things so he wont pit her against me. I havent even told her that it was him who stole my knive collection!

Kick him out in the street. Never do anything for him again. And ask for your money back. When he calls you from jail asking you to bail him out, hang up on him.

man you really need to administer a serious beating to this kid.

Is your sister cute and does she drive like you do, becuase if she is and does...Im a nice guy and Im free.

Anyways, just wait a bit. I know plenty of people like this, and they always get whats comming to them, be it from my fists or someone else. If he keeps goin on about this, just take him out back behind your house, say you wanna chill, offer him a beer, and then shit kick the mother. When he goes to the cops claiming assault...just say you were messing around in the back yard, playing football or somthing. And have a few "witnesses" to back it up. Of course, thats just how I'd handle it. You could always be like, ok, heres the deal. Lets race. You win, I get of your case, I win, you leave my family alone and never tlak to my sister again...and hope to god you win.

Slash his tires, break open the hood and take your parts back, someone like that doesn't deserve free stuff. Maybe a few key marks or a potatoe in the tailpipe will make the car look better. Or, stick a jolly rancher to his windshield and when he tries to pull it off, BAM! the window is broken and he has to spend that dope money to buy a new window.

you and your crazy friend(the painter) should get a wooden bat, and meet this kid up in a dark alley one night. that'll solve your problem.

I am gonna have to kick his ass! its just too much and I try not to get the family involved cause my sister never messed with my wife but shit, you can only take so much! hes always said he wanted to spar me. I might just give him the opportunity.

hes always said he wanted to spar me. I might just give him the opportunity.

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We need pics.


Dude, just don't give him the money and call it good. Point blank

get him arrested on trumped up charges, then when he gets out and comes back, say he was harrassing you and making threats against you and get a restraining order against him. this will also get him fired from his job. You'll have this guy living on the streets in no time.

If some creep was dateing my lil sister, and he tried to pull that BS on me. It would be a def ass whoopen, first you take my sister and treat her like shit then you do the same to me? F that i would, i would beat him to a bloody pulp, and tell him to take his rice to autozone they will love him there.

I would seriously relay all of this to your sister and then I wouldn't even talk to the guy from here on out. I wouldn't even acknowledge that he even exists.

What a piece of crap. He sounds like the scum that scum scrapes off the bottom of its show. I know what a rattle can job looks like, and that was no rattle can job. :disappoin

Man that really bugs me. You extend yourself out to someone for the good of your sister and the prick spits in your face? Don't refund him charge him a $100 asshole tax.

Ricers rice together...

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I could of finger painted the hood better than that :disappoin . No wonder the dude is pissed...

Really though, you put forth your effort to help a guy out, he gets pissed and starts ranting and raving about the job you did. I'd give him a good knock to the head. But I'd atleast try and explain the job you did. Show him the steps you took and how you did it. If you can't convince him, take back all your stuff. I mean you gave him the parts, they belong to you, so I don't see why you shouldn't be able to take them back. The sis can vouch for you, that is if she knows you gave that stuff to him. If all else fails, take it to Judge Judy. She works miracles with cases like these. Good luck. Still think it's a crappy job, but I'm just glad it wasn't my car :biggrin:. L8...

okay okay okay.

musashi dont listen to anyone here.

there are only two solutions:

1) try to get on judge mathis, you'll win for sure as long as you have proof and he is a funny ass guy

2)get ta cuttin some brake lines... that always works.

I say, somehow see if you can get your parts back, if not, teach him a lesson and pour sugar down his gas tank, piss on all the door handles, find a dog on the street and make it drop a nice steamy duce on the rear hatch, grab a beer and a video camera, and wait for the real fun to begin... that guy is a major ass and he doesn't deserve anything you've done for him.

Civ, your lucky your such a funny punk. Plus the fact your protected by federal law and what not! :biggrin:

well I'm not one to mess with anyones car unless they mess with mine first. I really do have to get rid of him though. My sis goes off to University of Boston next year. I hope that will get rid of this prick.

you guys that have younger sisters must understand where I am comming from. She isnt a kid, I respect her and thats why I dont bust in acting like a big badass telling her who to date and who not to. I hope she dumps this shitbag soon though.

Civ, your lucky your such a funny punk. Plus the fact your protected by federal law and what not! :biggrin:

well I'm not one to mess with anyones car unless they mess with mine first. I really do have to get rid of him though. My sis goes off to University of Boston next year. I hope that will get rid of this prick.

you guys that have younger sisters must understand where I am comming from. She isnt a kid, I respect her and thats why I dont bust in acting like a big badass telling her who to date and who not to. I hope she dumps this shitbag soon though.

Yeah i stay out of my lil sister's buisness. But the moment one of those A-holes try to pull a fast one on her i am down their throat.

you know those brass knuckles you found...

Civ, your lucky your such a funny punk. Plus the fact your protected by federal law and what not! :biggrin:

well I'm not one to mess with anyones car unless they mess with mine first. I really do have to get rid of him though. My sis goes off to University of Boston next year. I hope that will get rid of this prick.

you guys that have younger sisters must understand where I am comming from. She isnt a kid, I respect her and thats why I dont bust in acting like a big badass telling her who to date and who not to. I hope she dumps this shitbag soon though.

I'm the same way with all my sisters. I happen to be the oldest. So if any guy thinks they can ever mess with my sisters, they got another thing coming to them. I sometimes tend to take their relationships more seriously than they do at times :lol: . It's sad, but I protecting family always comes first with me. L8...

Damn if only a good Godfather line would pop up into my head so i can use it. The only one i can think of is "i'll make him anm offer he can't refuse." I was hopen to remeber one about protecting the family.

I know what you mean when you talk about your lil sister musashi. I on one hand hate me lil sister, but thats just the rivalry, on the other hand, when any guy messes with her or does something to my family, i always have to jump in.

but anyways... easy solution.


step one..get nap sack.

step two... get crowbar

step three.. throw napsack over boyfriends head

step four ... beat the shit outta that little fucker until he doesn't move.

If all else fails when using these 4 critical steps.......




than....



repeat them again.. and again... and again..

just beat him with a torque wrench.

Okay, so today I tell him face to face I want my stuff back. here is how it went.
Me: hey I need my strutbar, intake, and lights back.
Him: why?
Me: cause I'm gonna sell them to make the money I owe you so I can pay you.
Him: but you gave them to me.
Me: yeah, and now I want it back.
him: wtf? why are you being like this, your such a fucking little kid.
Me: yeah, I learned from the best. you want your money dont you?
him: thats fucked up, you gave me that shit already.
me: and you never payed me for it. just like that hood got painted for free (remember the 100 buck was for materials) and now you want your money back, just like that I want my shit back so I can sell it. I'm only trying to do the right thing. I'm trying to get you the money you want.
him: F you (he throws his keys at me)

I go outside and start laughing my ass off and my cell rings! guess who it was. My sister. he called her crying telling her I was taking his shit appart.

my sis: what are you doing
me: nothing just messing with him, I left his shit alone.
my sis: grow up!
me: hell no.

can you bellieve this little shit is hiding behind my sisters skirt?

I would of taken my shit back ne ways. Sold it for way more then you owe him and put in your SECRET SRT-4 ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol i got an idea... get a couple animals, like chickens or something and put them in his car over night... they will poop all over the damn place. itll be fuckin nasty

steal his tires and put his car on blocks...then sell them for $100...even

Wait for a nice warm and sunny day and biff a few slices of balogne on the hood of the car and it should stain teh paint, that'll teach the ungreatful fuck.

Wait for a nice warm and sunny day and biff a few slices of balogne on the hood of the car and it should stain teh paint, that'll teach the ungreatful fuck.


yeah i thought of that but he doesnt want to damage the car unless his is screwed with first.

lol have you ever seen that comercial where the mechanic puts a fish in the door panel?

lol have you ever seen that comercial where the mechanic puts a fish in the door panel?
No, what commercial is that?

I just realized you guys know all too many ways to mess with peoples rides. I've never heard so many great ways to mess up someones car.

I say fuck it. Just go ahead and stab him. No one will miss him anyway.

Wait for a nice warm and sunny day and biff a few slices of balogne on the hood of the car and it should stain teh paint, that'll teach the ungreatful fuck.

what would be the point of that? The guy's paint already looks like monkey anus.

what would be the point of that? The guy's paint already looks like monkey anus.

One word....


Polka Dots...nothing screams masculenity(sp) like a car with pink dots on it.

I say paint every single one of his parts a different color. Hood is black. Trunk white. Fenders yellow. Doors blue. Rear quarter panels green. And then get those different colored tints (available at Pepboys, Checkers, Autozone) and retint all his rear windows a different color too. That would be the ultimate burn. L8...

Just :banhim:

No, what commercial is that?

I just realized you guys know all too many ways to mess with peoples rides. I've never heard so many great ways to mess up someones car.


lol you have no idea,

now as for the idea of spray painting the car, that goes along with the damaging the car thing... but if its done do it right... put a huge penis on the nice black painted hood. you could pour motor oil all over it and cover it in flour... lol thats always fun to clean. and another idea... lol... steal a road cone and super glue it on the hood. i can keep on writing these forever, heh this shit happens all the time out here... people have nothing else to do but drugs sex and vandalism. ooohhh, i almost forgot the one im known for... maxy pads stick like a bitch... the only way you can get the sticky part off your car is with a frickin razor. if your not into permanent damage you can stick em on the windows. someone stuck one on my dads car a year and a half ago and the fucker is still on the door

Tie fishing line from his front bumper to a light pole/gaurd rail. He won't notice till his car won't back up anymore.

I say fuck it. Just go ahead and stab him. No one will miss him anyway.

:grinno:How like Dampachi, hahahahaha

You know why he didn't like the paint job, he probably expected it to come out looking like carbon fibre, damn ricers.

I reckon you need to have a good heart 2 heart talk with your sis. If you just go and beat the crap outta him, she'll just hate you for it. Although it would feel so good to beat the crap outta him. But you're right, you shouldn't mess with ppl's cars. And you guys scare me too, that is just too much knowledge on how to fuck up someone's car.

Warning: Never ever help out a civracer!

Warning: Never ever help out a civracer!

:disappoin

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Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house....

She sits AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house....

She sits AROUND THE HOUSE!



ooooh snap... momma jokes! :rofl:

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house....

She sits AROUND THE HOUSE!

Alright, well your momma's so fat,

SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK!!

Yo momma's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Your momma's so fat, when she took a shit, you were born!!??

Completely off topic now. This thread is going no where now.

its over son.

its apache nation vs zulu nation.


i am brown you fruitnut. just not doo doo brown.

musashi should insult that guys mother. thats on topic.

its over son.

its apache nation vs zulu nation.


i am brown you fruitnut. just not doo doo brown.

musashi should insult that guys mother. thats on topic.

Shit comes in all forms of brown. Including you. BTW: I'm not apache either.

As for you Musashi, take it to Judge Judy. End of story.

Here's any idea. It's jackin' with his car without jackin' up his car. Take a cigarette butt and soak it in water. Pull the coil wire off and put the butt in the wire and put it back on the coil. The car will run as long as the butt is wet but when it dries out, the car will die. No harm done, but a bitch to diagnos if you don't know what your looking for. :evillol:

I cant insult his mother, he has no mother. He is a crack baby....seriously his parents where dope junkies. thats another reason I dont want my sis dating this guy. can you imagine if they have kids? he has all this heroine and cokaine fucking flowing in his gene pool. I mean you gotta understand this guy is a retard! he asked if I would change his brake pads for him I say sure. I tell him to give me a hand and take the tires off......he did not know how to remove a tire. then he gets pissed cause i'm like "who the hell dosent know how to take a tire off?" you know what he tells me? "Well I never had a father to teach me how".
I was stupified! my father didnt have to teach me that shit, it couldnt be more fucking obvious.
he just assumes that everyone should pity him cause his parents left him in a foster home. the truth is about 4 years ago his parents got clean and wanted to make amends......he told the court he rather see them dead. so he is an orpah by choise now I guess.
still all those drugs during labor must have affected him in some manner, aside form being stupid he is hidiously skinny, I mean like he was stuck in a Cuban prison for 15 years kinda skinny. and he has some health issues, he had to go to a doctor cause (I swear to God, I couldnt make this up even if I wanted to) he couldnt feel his nuts! I guess he might have a cist or a tumor or something.

In any case we already settled out of court! I aint gonna give him any money, I refuse to help him out with his ricer car crap, and he just will never trust me again........I'll try not to loose any sleep over it! boohoofuckinghooo.

You should still tell your sister that she shouldn't date him.

Well, no matter what you tell your sisters, they will always do the opposite just for the attention in the family. That's how my sister is. I almost beat the shit out of her last boyfriend long before they went out. I told her, "Don't date him. More than likely if I see him here I'll kick the shit out of him." That weekend they went on a date. Sisters just don't listen to you really. L8...

he has all this heroine and cokaine fucking flowing in his gene pool.

Thats too far man... Dont assume ppl who's family has a history of drugs are gonna be fuck ups in life...

Thats too far man... Dont assume ppl who's family has a history of drugs are gonna be fuck ups in life...

No i meant it from a medical point of view (yes yes I know I'm not a doctor) his mother was hospitalized during her second trimester and again right before she gave birth. it wassnt for weed bro she was on all sorts of heavy-duty shit. I am not assuming he will be messed up, I am reconfirming the fact that mothers who abuse alcohol or drugs during birth run a risk of passing on genetic difficencies and mutations to thier offspring. In some cases the mutation carry on further in thier offspring. When the A-bomb went of over Hiroshima the radiation had genetic consequenses on some survivors. three generations later they are still linking birth abnormalities to that blast because the mutated gene is carried on and on from parent to child.

your sister probably felt bad for him or sees something noone else sees. kinda like beauty and the beast.