Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
dugie6551
04-22-2005, 09:17 AM
Doug,
- Tell that bitch ass boss to FUCK OFF !!!
- Keep the show truck ... your going to spend more later to build another one.
- Stop going to the strippers ... your losing the house !!
- When you meet Dianne .... "RUN" ... looks can be deceiving
- Save your money ... your going to miss it !!!
- The lottery numbers are 12 25 34 47 84 5 .....
Sincerely, You ... "younger and dumber"
- Tell that bitch ass boss to FUCK OFF !!!
- Keep the show truck ... your going to spend more later to build another one.
- Stop going to the strippers ... your losing the house !!
- When you meet Dianne .... "RUN" ... looks can be deceiving
- Save your money ... your going to miss it !!!
- The lottery numbers are 12 25 34 47 84 5 .....
Sincerely, You ... "younger and dumber"
-Davo
04-22-2005, 09:43 AM
I don't get it?
crayzayjay
04-22-2005, 09:55 AM
Lay off the crack, dude, seriously :screwy:
Cyprus106
04-22-2005, 01:18 PM
ROFL!!! I GET IT!!! That was pretty good.
TaNK_Em
04-22-2005, 05:12 PM
I dont get it either.
- Kevin
- Kevin
crayzayjay
04-22-2005, 05:18 PM
How did i not get it before? Good stuff! :lol:
Should probably be
Sincerely, You ... "older and wiser" ;)
Should probably be
Sincerely, You ... "older and wiser" ;)
RickwithaTbird
04-22-2005, 07:58 PM
How did you guys not get it?? thats fuckin funny.
Heres mine...
...It may sound gay now, but invest in tickle me elmo the instant it comes out.
...start saying fa shizzle my nizzle in 1999. Tell everyone it will catch on eventually, and they'll miss out on the coolness if they dont say it with you. You'll be the shit next year. Oh, and say stuff like errwhurr, and its hot in hurr.
...When you meet Leilani, remember shes going to play you, so its okay to cheat on her.
...Fuck her you idiot. Shes hot.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Dont drop out of college after half of the first semester. At least get an associates degree.
...Save the thousands of dollars you're going to spend on weed because one day you'll wish you had it all back.
...Dont take the T Bird offroading.
... oh and watch out when you are going through the intersection of 17 and sangaree. Dont hit the impala.
...Call in a bomb threat to the world trade center on the morning of September 11, 2001.
it may sound strange... but do it anyways...
Sincerely,
20 Year Old You
Heres mine...
...It may sound gay now, but invest in tickle me elmo the instant it comes out.
...start saying fa shizzle my nizzle in 1999. Tell everyone it will catch on eventually, and they'll miss out on the coolness if they dont say it with you. You'll be the shit next year. Oh, and say stuff like errwhurr, and its hot in hurr.
...When you meet Leilani, remember shes going to play you, so its okay to cheat on her.
...Fuck her you idiot. Shes hot.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Dont drop out of college after half of the first semester. At least get an associates degree.
...Save the thousands of dollars you're going to spend on weed because one day you'll wish you had it all back.
...Dont take the T Bird offroading.
... oh and watch out when you are going through the intersection of 17 and sangaree. Dont hit the impala.
...Call in a bomb threat to the world trade center on the morning of September 11, 2001.
it may sound strange... but do it anyways...
Sincerely,
20 Year Old You
crayzayjay
04-22-2005, 08:04 PM
"Ban Rick before he starts posting, that way no one will notice"
:evillol:
:evillol:
Damien
04-22-2005, 08:12 PM
I thought it was from this commercial I saw. looked exactly like what i heard...
"Join AF sooner!!!" :rolleyes:
"Join AF sooner!!!" :rolleyes:
integra818
04-22-2005, 09:57 PM
...Call in a bomb threat to the world trade center on the morning of September 11, 2001.
it may sound strange... but do it anyways...
Sincerely,
20 Year Old You
Damn, thats a good one.
You think if you got this letter at the age of 15, you would actually call in a bomb threat? I mean, if you had no idea the place was gonna be attacked, you think you would do it at age 15? Just curious.
it may sound strange... but do it anyways...
Sincerely,
20 Year Old You
Damn, thats a good one.
You think if you got this letter at the age of 15, you would actually call in a bomb threat? I mean, if you had no idea the place was gonna be attacked, you think you would do it at age 15? Just curious.
RickwithaTbird
04-22-2005, 10:38 PM
Well, if I knew that I was actually gonna get it when I was 15, and I knew I was actually gonna know that I got it from myself and its real, then yea. I would trust myself. I dont think I would play a prank like that on myself. I wouldnt laugh, like "haha.. man, Im so funny. What a good joke I just pulled on MYSELF." Of course I would do it if I told myself to.
Classicrocjunkie
04-22-2005, 11:09 PM
Idiot...
seringes go in the red waste basket..
Beware of the people with diabetes and their seringes..
Tetnis sucks!
seringes go in the red waste basket..
Beware of the people with diabetes and their seringes..
Tetnis sucks!
Jimster
04-23-2005, 12:59 AM
For me........
-You cannot drink 50 cans of beer in one night, not even close, don't even be stupid enough to attempt such a feat.
-Having 3 girlfriends at one time works beautifully in theory, but in pratice it doesnt.
That's about all, most of detail of the years 1994-1996 are sketchy, especially the weekends. Oh to be in Uni again.......
-You cannot drink 50 cans of beer in one night, not even close, don't even be stupid enough to attempt such a feat.
-Having 3 girlfriends at one time works beautifully in theory, but in pratice it doesnt.
That's about all, most of detail of the years 1994-1996 are sketchy, especially the weekends. Oh to be in Uni again.......
'97ventureowner
04-23-2005, 01:00 AM
That 9/11 bomb threat was a good one. Here's an excerpt from mine:
- Bet on the Red Sox to win World Series in '04
- Buy stock in a company called eBay
-Dump all tech stocks in early 2000
-Don't worry about Y2K
-Keep your kids away from Neverland Ranch
- Bet on the Red Sox to win World Series in '04
- Buy stock in a company called eBay
-Dump all tech stocks in early 2000
-Don't worry about Y2K
-Keep your kids away from Neverland Ranch
sivic02
04-23-2005, 02:30 AM
Dear me, When your drunk your not invincible. Dont jump off the roof
Rig the 2000 presidential election so Michael Jordan wins by write in.
Put blanks in Michaels and Stevens guns
Steal dads money and invest everything in the following companies: Google, Yahoo, Ebay. Trust me he will thank you later if your still alive.
If it seems like a good idea to get drunk and ride around on dirt roads and steal signs, its not, youll get arrested if you do.
ALWAYS keep a fresh condom handy, trust me you dont want to miss what youve missed in the future because of it.
Dont play tequila volleyball in Cancun on the first day....play the second thats when you meet the hot chicks from jersey...oh...and about the condom thing...bring one to the shower, youll be so drunk you wont care if you have one or not but it will just make me feel better.
Do NOT go to Dr Strathern when you need surgery, go to the doc in Aiken, he will be able to save you about 2 years of back to back surgery.
I know it might not seem like it at the time but Anna is always right, get that straight in your head now and it will save your life later on.
Sincerely, You
PS. Do drugs...
Rig the 2000 presidential election so Michael Jordan wins by write in.
Put blanks in Michaels and Stevens guns
Steal dads money and invest everything in the following companies: Google, Yahoo, Ebay. Trust me he will thank you later if your still alive.
If it seems like a good idea to get drunk and ride around on dirt roads and steal signs, its not, youll get arrested if you do.
ALWAYS keep a fresh condom handy, trust me you dont want to miss what youve missed in the future because of it.
Dont play tequila volleyball in Cancun on the first day....play the second thats when you meet the hot chicks from jersey...oh...and about the condom thing...bring one to the shower, youll be so drunk you wont care if you have one or not but it will just make me feel better.
Do NOT go to Dr Strathern when you need surgery, go to the doc in Aiken, he will be able to save you about 2 years of back to back surgery.
I know it might not seem like it at the time but Anna is always right, get that straight in your head now and it will save your life later on.
Sincerely, You
PS. Do drugs...
-Davo
04-23-2005, 05:18 AM
oh, i get it now.
Dear me:
stop eating. Get on your bike. Dont' stop riding.
Stay away from pam, she's bad news.
Get your RSA and work in a bar don't go for dominos.
Listen to mum and dad.
Don't work with dad.
get a job in year 9, and start saving.
Pay attention in business studies when it comes to industrial relations.
Yours, you.
Dear me:
stop eating. Get on your bike. Dont' stop riding.
Stay away from pam, she's bad news.
Get your RSA and work in a bar don't go for dominos.
Listen to mum and dad.
Don't work with dad.
get a job in year 9, and start saving.
Pay attention in business studies when it comes to industrial relations.
Yours, you.
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