sex tips and tricks

ok i figure this thread will live on forever. What are some of you guys best tips and tricks for picking up girls and getting laid? And any girls who are reading this u can drop some knowledge on us also and tell us what to do to get laid more.

pay attention to her neck. a woman can achieve orgasm simply from neck stimulation alone. its an important area to play with

when your goin to a club spray cologn on your wrist and then rub it behind your ears when a girl leans in to talk to u,cause of the noise, she will smell the cologne and then preceed to get wet in the panties

Eye contact is key, and a man who can walk away if a girl is interested shell go fucking nuts just due to the fact that she think sshe cant have you......even if not interested she'll defenately second guess herself...

when in a bar pick out your target. then walk up to her at the bar and ask to buy her a drink she will say yes because that is what she wants. now the key in this is to be very short w/ her once u have asked to buy her a drink dont say much more to her. maybe a hows your night or something general like that. whatever you do dont introduce yourself. once the drink arrives or even before it arrives just walk away. she will be left wondering what the hell just happened.

most times when w guy buys a girl a drink he stays up her ass or something like that. my way leaves the girl wondering about the mysterious guy who just walked away w/o giveing her a clue as to who he is. she will be wondering about u all night and will end up finding you in the bar later in the night

note this will not work in large clubs it must be used in bars where it is possible to run into the same person twice

^^^^ yea i was gonna say man, sounds like a way for you to lose money and the girl will be like wow free drink without the bs afterwards.

Anyways, i like to write out the abc's(upper or lower case) with my tounge on her twat.....it works let me tell ya. just tounge write each individual letter....the more you practice the faster you move they'll call you back, trust me.


oooo and another thing, if you may want a relationship with the girl..heres a scenario...remember for relationshiop purposes. If you wanna just get laid, well then my god get laid.

SCENARIO
you meet the girl have a good night yadda yadda yadda, you end up with her in your or her bed for the night. She's all up on you.....tell her you dont hump on the first night. You know if you think you are interested in this girl and think she's digging you. Right away you'll now if she's a whore or not. Iv done this many times and some girls dont like it, others take it to the heart and think your a sweety and will wait for you. That makes it better for her to, cuz when you actually do smash that ass the situation isnt as weird. Because she obviously wanted it the first night, but now that youv made her wait a bit (she's been anticipating the sex now) so when it finally happens it makes the emotions part that much better in essence making the sex that much better to. THis shit is hard to say on a keyboard. But i hope you can understand what i mean. Remember though this is for more than a one night stand type deal, usually when your drunk though you smash like crazy whahahahahaha. But you'll know when to use this technique. It works most the time. Sometimes girls can throw a curve ball and you mis read them totally. O well theres plenty of fish in the sea. As in van wilder would say. You want to start out with the bass, get your game somewhat flowing before you go straight for the marlin. When you finally do get the marlin.....wooooweee its all good from there. Keep it as a prized possession.

marlin??? lol

i think there are prettier fish out there then a marlin

all im lookin for is a blowfish.





COUNT IT!

marlin.....is the prize fish when your deep sea fishing. You get it. Not judged by looks, but if you score a huge marlin.....you basically win the fishing tournament. Understand now??? Finding girls is like fishing. If you want some ass you go to the small bars (not clubs) and get some easy hoe's (bass the basic of all fish one in every lake you get it?) , but if you want the main dish, the rare ass catch of the day, you go for the marlin. You dont get a marlin every week is basically what im saying, you usually catch the bass and throw it back in for the next guy. When you catch the marlin you keep it as a trophy (stuffed on the wall, in this case you make her your gf and take her around town lol). Understand it now? Just watch van wilder....not only is it the funniest movie, it teaches some basics to having some game. Kind of like how to be a player. Both are great movies.

i try to watch van wilder at least once a month. i love that movie and yes it does teach game. it teaches you to always have something lined up for whatever someone throws your way. basically always be prepared to respond to anything that u come up against

^^^ what you not like what you see??? Let me grab my towel.....whahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah funny ass part, i was rolling for a while on that one. For anyone who hasn't seen the movie.....RENT IT NOW, it is definantly not a waste of 5 dollars. You'll prolly buy it after your rental is over.

yea great move " what who me? noooooooooo"

sorry guys but AF is a family friendly place and I'm obligated to close this.