"Visual" C*ckBlockers....DAMNIT....

I work at an auto parts store, and VERY RARELY will we get a hot chick in there.....not like working in the mall like i used to for 2 years, and you get one hot chick after the other.....eye candy, it passes the time..

Anyway, today i see this drop dead gorgeous blond...with her bf ofcoarse, so i was checking her out..nice body, great legs. ANYWAY, just as she's coming up close....THIS OLD COUPLE comes in the store...and TOTALLY BLOCKS MY VIEW of this hot blond...i totally missed her because of this A-HOLE asking me about windshield wipers.. Another thing, WHY THE F*CK must people spend $1 on replacement rubber blades, when they can get a F*CKING brand new set of wipers for $4 apiece.....ah thats off topic..lol..


Incident #2......

3.....yes....3 girls come in, probably like 20-23....all super bangin.. RING RING RING...I grab the phone...bah-na-na-nana...hang up.. These girls are in the wiper/chemicals section... My buddy (a female employee) helps them...and i TOTALLY miss out on going outside to put on there wipers damnit........

Sorry guys, i work like 50 hours a week...and when i get on this cpu..i must vent..it's either that, or knockin down walls.

BTW, the rubber wiper replacements suck donkey ballz.

Everyone thinks they can get away cheap...but 80% of those customers come back in the store...and are like "why cant i put these on..i want a refund..."..

Then i tell them, i told you...you should have spent alittle $$ on quality sh*t.

you should have spent the 4$ on quality shit. LOL.

Dude, Im ballin I buy 8 dollar replacement blades.

oh yeah... you totally missed out on the blades thing... groceries and wiper blades... the two easiest ways to introduce yourself.

8 bucks!? i spend $11!!! I don't know bout the Grocery markets man....because if we try to touch, our asses will get canned like the cling peaches in Aisle 8 i honestly know what you mean bout the visual cockblock...

Dude, you're job is to help the customers. The old people needed wiper blades. I don't think they were "cock-blocking" you. Not like you were even throwing the mack down, you were just looking!

heh. Just thought i'd post here since the t-bird guys posted here.

BTW, get a better job, or something.

Dude, you're job is to help the customers. The old people needed wiper blades. I don't think they were "cock-blocking" you. Not like you were even throwing the mack down, you were just looking!
I kind of agree with him. You're there to work and help customers, not to pick up chicks. Sorry.

I mean, literally when they BLOCK your vision of a hot girl....i'm like GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY..

Almost like being in the left lane...the far right lane has a new corvette...and a 87 honda civic pulls in the middle lane....BLOCKING YOUR VIEW.

BTW, i'm there to get paid, fuck customers..they don't care for me, so i don't care for them. Yeah i help...the good people, other DICKBAGS are treated like, well, SHIT.

Ex, today i had a guy, mechanic, say "What the fuck do you mean you don't have it..?"... Seriously, in autoparts stores, any person with knowledge on cars, thinks there the #1 hot shit cutomer...

dude I feel ya man, I hate when theres a hottie in sight and all of a sudden I cant look at her because someone gets in the way, or, some stupid responsibilty prevents me from ogling at her. But I get to see a lot of hotties, workin at a restaurant. And since I put their food on the tables, I get pretty nice views.

dont hate on solaris you guys. He's got visually cock blocked, that sucks.

Today this BAD ASS chick walked by my car, as I was making a right. She had on these tiny ass bikini shorts (my favorite) and a bangin ass. I only got to take a couple quick peeks and move on. I could have lived with a longer red light at that time.

Almost like being in the left lane...the far right lane has a new corvette...and a 87 honda civic pulls in the middle lane....BLOCKING YOUR VIEW.
I drive an 87 civic. :sunglasse
And that is hardly a big deal, that lane obviously had a shorter lineup if I blocked your view. But I would have been pissed at the old people too. Maybe I should just shut up.......

dude, he makes $8 an hour. he's there to watch chicks, not help people. :)

Darn i was hoping to see something funny in related articles.... oh well....

Also happens with cars. Whenever i see some ultra-rare car on the road, you can bet your ass a truck will come along and drive next to it so you don't get another glimpse. Fucking annoying.

Damn old people! Just like at school its like damn what a hot piece of ass then some fat girl and her fat fucking friends get out in front and its like god damn. I swear to god there is like 6 girls in my lunch that are 200 plus pounds and all they do is just eat french frys. Fat fucks i hope they choke and fall so i can see nice ass, not fat ass.

- Kevin

So harsh but so true LOL

on the girl part. Get a gf :P
on the car part I totally agree.

"Hey look, that young man is looking at the girls, I thikn I'll go block his view"-Old man


Go to a strip club.

You sound pretty foolish, you're mad because someone unintentionaly "blocked" your view of a fully dressed woman with her boyfriend while you were at work. Ha. :icon16:

Lol Tank Em, you hit the nail on the motherf*cking head bro.

I love it when they think they are all sexy and sh*t....gross. Just like plus size models...WTF...?

I work at an auto parts store, and VERY RARELY will we get a hot chick in there.....not like working in the mall like i used to for 2 years, and you get one hot chick after the other.....eye candy, it passes the time..

Anyway, today i see this drop dead gorgeous blond...with her bf ofcoarse, so i was checking her out..nice body, great legs. ANYWAY, just as she's coming up close....THIS OLD COUPLE comes in the store...and TOTALLY BLOCKS MY VIEW of this hot blond...i totally missed her because of this A-HOLE asking me about windshield wipers.. Another thing, WHY THE F*CK must people spend $1 on replacement rubber blades, when they can get a F*CKING brand new set of wipers for $4 apiece.....ah thats off topic..lol..


Incident #2......

3.....yes....3 girls come in, probably like 20-23....all super bangin.. RING RING RING...I grab the phone...bah-na-na-nana...hang up.. These girls are in the wiper/chemicals section... My buddy (a female employee) helps them...and i TOTALLY miss out on going outside to put on there wipers damnit........

Sorry guys, i work like 50 hours a week...and when i get on this cpu..i must vent..it's either that, or knockin down walls.

let me get this right, you're pissed off because you didn't get to see some hot babes?

Oh man, I'd be pissed off to, I feel your pain...

Don't worry dude, once your testicles drop and you get started in on puberty you'll start to gain enough confidance to immediatly go up to the pretty ladies and let them ride your jock right there in the wiper blade section of Napa auto parts.

Dude, you're job is to help the customers. The old people needed wiper blades. I don't think they were "cock-blocking" you. Not like you were even throwing the mack down, you were just looking!

I'm sure his boss would LOVE to know how a paying-customer was "Cock-Blocking" him.

Your there to help, and if her B/f had seen you looking, He'd have beat your ass. And you would have gotten Fired. Just think, YOUR LUCK YOU PUNK. GET BACK TO WORK

LMAO some of these reply's are hateful. loosen up. I must take the sleezeball, loser route however, and say I understand... kinda.

At my job (jack in the box) a decent amount of hot girls come in, and I do guest service. Every once in a while however an absolutely beautiful girl will come through, and my manager will take the order (bastard!!) I get my fair share of looks in though so I can't complain.

If peaople are blocking your view of woman though, is that cock-blocking?

If peaople are blocking your view of woman though, is that cock-blocking?

If you have cocks for eyes then yes, yes it is.

I think you're a bit too fucking highly strung if you get this wound up about some old people blocking your view of some bird.