Worst invention EVER!

WHY? (http://vintage-reprints.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=0_1&products_id=3692)

Would someone mind explaining to me why anybody would ever need this or even invent this? I stumbled upon this while fooling around with "Froogle" and was absolutely mystified as to why someone felt they should patent this device. I don't think anyone would ever want to steal it.

Anyone else have any examples of just plain bad inventions or devices?

What... the... hell....

LoL

everyone likes the smell of their own :dunno:

everyone likes the smell of their own :dunno:

Dude....that's just gross........ :eek7:

whoever did create that has gotta be disturbed, but at the same time is my hero.......

Why in the world do you need a fart collecting device? If I had that I would make peple smell a year old fart :evillol:...

Dude, you would have to stick that thing in your ass to collect the fart first. I think the bigger joke would be on you.

It's to study..."chemical compositions and flatus origins"...how the hell would you write that up for your thesis?

Too bad they don't sell them on ebay.

Are you serious? Someone actually thought it would be a good idea to trap a fart?

Ever try trapping fart in a jar to save and unleash on an unsuspecting victim?


















Damn, maybe that's just me

Was always a bottle, never a jar.

hmmm, what's more humiliating? Farting, or sticking a fart collector up my asshole?

"This debate is becoming increasingly important due to the rising incidence of "irritable bowel syndrome" about which comparatively little is known. Researchers in this field experience particular problems in testing hypotheses not least because of the difficulty in obtaining data relating to flatus gas production by human subjects.

Several methods have been described for analysing flatus gas production by human subjects. One such method involves retaining subjects in a gas-tight chamber over a period of time. This might be acceptable for experimental purposes but is clearly not ideal for say routine diagnostic use."

I would get one, and instead tell my friends it was a new bong, then make them take a hit off it. Then I could laugh and say "haha, that was in my rectum and you just inhaled my flatus gasses."


Hey JCZ.... sounds like good payback to tacoma dude.

Oh, and imagine the wanted ad for volunteers for that experiment :rofl:

What happens if you shart?

Dude....that's just gross........ :eek7:
that's just the remark:lol::lol2:
what is wrong with people who invent useless things?:puke:

holy lord... just imagine that... going to the bathroom to collect your fart...

Now forsale on E-bay... Hey kids, ever have one of those farts, you wish you had around your buddies and make them jealous. Now you can!.. Collect your bowl gases now!

What happens if you shart?

"The end of the tube inserted into the subject is apertured and covered with a gauze fliter to prevent the ingress of solid matter."

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I have a new found respect for a stink bomb. You could sell that shit. lol

It's too disturbing. The guy who invented this piece of shit (well, it collects shit gas after all) must ve grown up in a city full of baked bean factories...Anyway, it should give u a hand on avoiding being caught on your girlfriend's birthday party.

I love it, but the best way to collect a fart is to get in the bathtub lean back, take a jar or some kind of container, put it under water and turn it upside down catch your fart bubbles in the upsidedown container.

Result, pure uncontaminated fart in a jar!!!

I've only done this once. I keep telling my wife i'm going to do it on a night I have really nasty gas and save it for another time. For the record. I am 25. I think I tried this when I was 22.

maybe you could save the not so nasty gas and release it when you have nasty gas. Actually, that won't work. Never mind

Atleast I can pretty much keep up my farts and release them later on. No need for some random collection device stuck up my ass all the time...

Some of us produce a constant steady fart anyway.

anyone who takes the time to reply to this thread is disturbed :biggrin: