Unofficial Hyundai goof off thread
BigTDawg
05-11-2005, 04:47 PM
[QUOTE=tibby01]i can do some crazy things with 151. any guesses as to what a double statue of liberty is? LOLQUOTE]
you lite both your hands on fire and put them above your head?
you lite both your hands on fire and put them above your head?
tibby01
05-11-2005, 06:22 PM
[QUOTE=tibby01]i can do some crazy things with 151. any guesses as to what a double statue of liberty is? LOLQUOTE]
you lite both your hands on fire and put them above your head?
yup, but before you put them out in your mouth you have to bong a beer.
you lite both your hands on fire and put them above your head?
yup, but before you put them out in your mouth you have to bong a beer.
BigTDawg
05-12-2005, 09:01 PM
did any one else watch survivor tonight? it was awesome
nisco
05-12-2005, 10:43 PM
did any one else watch survivor tonight? it was awesome
i did actually.. but i missed OC
im such a dumb ass
i did actually.. but i missed OC
im such a dumb ass
free2roamaz
05-12-2005, 11:44 PM
So last night the woman made me suffer through Legally Blonde 2...OMG, the horror...but I was smiling later on though. (Still not sure if it was worth it, but meh, w/e.)
BigTDawg
05-13-2005, 05:15 PM
i did actually.. but i missed OC
im such a dumb ass
how funny was it when ian and katie got into the fight and they both started crying i was like what the hell just happend
the girl form the OC is from here(here=where i live)
im such a dumb ass
how funny was it when ian and katie got into the fight and they both started crying i was like what the hell just happend
the girl form the OC is from here(here=where i live)
nisco
05-14-2005, 01:23 AM
how funny was it when ian and katie got into the fight and they both started crying i was like what the hell just happend
the girl form the OC is from here(here=where i live)
i have to say.. wtf are you talking about?
the girl form the OC is from here(here=where i live)
i have to say.. wtf are you talking about?
BigTDawg
05-14-2005, 10:03 AM
dont worry about i'm a survivor whore
twospirits
05-16-2005, 11:14 PM
Minus the survivor, and add post :evillol:
TS out
TS out
free2roamaz
05-17-2005, 07:30 AM
Did you know that sheep farmers use their teeth to casterate the little boy sheep? Now thats just wrong.
nisco
05-17-2005, 02:27 PM
Did you know that sheep farmers use their teeth to casterate the little boy sheep? Now thats just wrong.
dont jewish rabbis do that... they circumsize lil kids with their teeth.. i saw something liek that on the news....
some rabbi had herpes and circumsized a lil boy with his teeth and gave him herpes.....
thats jus wrong :shakehead
dont jewish rabbis do that... they circumsize lil kids with their teeth.. i saw something liek that on the news....
some rabbi had herpes and circumsized a lil boy with his teeth and gave him herpes.....
thats jus wrong :shakehead
BigTDawg
05-17-2005, 05:41 PM
dont jewish rabbis do that... they circumsize lil kids with their teeth.. i saw something liek that on the news....
some rabbi had herpes and circumsized a lil boy with his teeth and gave him herpes.....
thats jus wrong :shakehead
thats just grosse
some rabbi had herpes and circumsized a lil boy with his teeth and gave him herpes.....
thats jus wrong :shakehead
thats just grosse
twospirits
05-17-2005, 10:55 PM
Poor little boy. Who knew this happens among Rabbis, it usually happens with Priests. :evillol:
TS out (to confess)
TS out (to confess)
nisco
05-18-2005, 12:11 PM
Poor little boy. Who knew this happens among Rabbis, it usually happens with Priests. :evillol:
TS out (to confess)
ohhh damn... thats wrong, but funny :eek7: :lol2:
TS out (to confess)
ohhh damn... thats wrong, but funny :eek7: :lol2:
free2roamaz
05-18-2005, 10:14 PM
Poor little boy. Who knew this happens among Rabbis, it usually happens with Priests. :evillol:
TS out (to confess)
Rabbis....Priests...Nuns.....Heh, Nuns. I wonder if one could dress up like a chick and join a convent just to see (maybe taste test, lol) the untainted curtains. I am so goin to hell for thinking that. >:)
TS out (to confess)
Rabbis....Priests...Nuns.....Heh, Nuns. I wonder if one could dress up like a chick and join a convent just to see (maybe taste test, lol) the untainted curtains. I am so goin to hell for thinking that. >:)
twospirits
05-18-2005, 11:01 PM
Wasn't that a movie?
TS out
TS out
free2roamaz
05-19-2005, 10:05 PM
Wasn't that a movie?
TS out]
The Nun and the Book of the Road...yeah...Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...freakin classic movie. The rest of it could be, but I'm not sure. I just thought about tryin it for a min. (Sobriety was not a major factor in the thought process in that post.)
TS out]
The Nun and the Book of the Road...yeah...Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...freakin classic movie. The rest of it could be, but I'm not sure. I just thought about tryin it for a min. (Sobriety was not a major factor in the thought process in that post.)
twospirits
05-19-2005, 11:59 PM
I'll have to rent it out from Netflix since that movie was way before my time. :evillol: :p
TS out
TS out
nisco
05-20-2005, 12:42 AM
holy sausage nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free2roamaz
05-20-2005, 07:45 PM
Did you know it is always hotter in the city than it is in the summer?
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.
nisco
05-21-2005, 11:39 AM
Did you know it is always hotter in the city than it is in the summer?
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.
dude what the FUCK?!?! :sly:
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.
dude what the FUCK?!?! :sly:
BigTDawg
05-22-2005, 11:10 PM
nisco, you have a nice butt
twospirits
05-23-2005, 11:05 AM
http://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gif
nisco, you have a nice buttHoly blackmail Batman. :lol:
Oh man, that quote is so much going in someones signature. :lol:
Damn, Nisco had longer hair than I thought. :evillol:
TS out
nisco, you have a nice buttHoly blackmail Batman. :lol:
Oh man, that quote is so much going in someones signature. :lol:
Damn, Nisco had longer hair than I thought. :evillol:
TS out
nisco
05-23-2005, 01:58 PM
ohhh youre talking about that girl in my sig, hahaha
yeah shes purdy dayum coot
yeah shes purdy dayum coot
BigTDawg
05-23-2005, 06:03 PM
who's sig? i want to see it when its there
tibby01
05-23-2005, 06:42 PM
did you know(from rdtib)...
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
nisco
05-23-2005, 07:03 PM
who's sig? i want to see it when its there
the girl in my sig.. der
shes there now.... :icon16:
the girl in my sig.. der
shes there now.... :icon16:
free2roamaz
05-24-2005, 12:56 AM
the girl in my sig.. der
shes there now.... :icon16:
Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)
shes there now.... :icon16:
Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)
nisco
05-24-2005, 01:49 AM
Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)
hahah no shes not mine.. .but ive had asses that fine before.... :smokin:
hahah no shes not mine.. .but ive had asses that fine before.... :smokin:
twospirits
05-24-2005, 02:10 PM
Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)Damn, Too much info dude. Besides what kind of girls you go out with that let you piss in their butthole. :lol:
TS out (looking for golden shower ladies)
TS out (looking for golden shower ladies)
nisco
05-24-2005, 06:58 PM
http://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v394/babyskyline/avatars/th_tgan18vz.gif
that looks so damn nice!!!! what a way to start off a new page :lol2:
NWS :cwm27:
that looks so damn nice!!!! what a way to start off a new page :lol2:
NWS :cwm27:
twospirits
05-24-2005, 07:47 PM
Watch it now, its bordering on soft porn with so many pictures at once. Besides, damn you for getting me hypnotized.
I see flesh, people. I see flesh, people. :lol:
I am so glad I a have cable.
TS out
I see flesh, people. I see flesh, people. :lol:
I am so glad I a have cable.
TS out
BigTDawg
05-24-2005, 10:29 PM
i like on the second set its all blurry then it comes into focus for a second then blurry again thats hott
twospirits
05-24-2005, 10:36 PM
Its not a blurry picture, its your vision, you are getting hypnotized. :biggrin:
Okay time to change the topic...:naughty:
What the hell is wrong with this cold weather, its seems that winter refuses to go away. It hasn't stop raining here in NY and its http://www.santafemods.com/images/Smileys/coldsign.gif
TS out
Okay time to change the topic...:naughty:
What the hell is wrong with this cold weather, its seems that winter refuses to go away. It hasn't stop raining here in NY and its http://www.santafemods.com/images/Smileys/coldsign.gif
TS out
nisco
05-25-2005, 04:13 AM
i was partying with my friends this evening, and i burnt myself... on the knuckle... still smells like buring ass...
ohh well i have a sig that owns all
at this point we are a family... most of us... in what way can we show it, but not relieve it to anyone else... a secret sig thing? a hnadshake (wont work) what?
ohh well i have a sig that owns all
at this point we are a family... most of us... in what way can we show it, but not relieve it to anyone else... a secret sig thing? a hnadshake (wont work) what?
twospirits
05-25-2005, 10:01 AM
i was partying with my friends this evening, and i burnt myself... on the knuckle... still smells like buring ass...
ohh well i have a sig that owns allI am afraid to ask how you know the difference between a non burnt ass and a burnt ass. You are scaring me dude. :p
at this point we are a family... most of us... in what way can we show it, but not relieve it to anyone else... a secret sig thing? a hnadshake (wont work) what?Usually the middle finger pointing upwards works well. :evillol: :p
Seriously, what the heck are you talking about?
TS out (confused)
ohh well i have a sig that owns allI am afraid to ask how you know the difference between a non burnt ass and a burnt ass. You are scaring me dude. :p
at this point we are a family... most of us... in what way can we show it, but not relieve it to anyone else... a secret sig thing? a hnadshake (wont work) what?Usually the middle finger pointing upwards works well. :evillol: :p
Seriously, what the heck are you talking about?
TS out (confused)
BigTDawg
05-25-2005, 05:31 PM
its rainy and cold here also
free2roamaz
05-25-2005, 06:44 PM
I am afraid to ask how you know the difference between a non burnt ass and a burnt ass. You are scaring me dude. :p
Usually the middle finger pointing upwards works well. :evillol: :p
Seriously, what the heck are you talking about?
TS out (confused)
I think he is talking about the circus midgets. They are so awsome. I am now in the process of starting up a Black Market midget smuggling operation. Anyone interested?
Usually the middle finger pointing upwards works well. :evillol: :p
Seriously, what the heck are you talking about?
TS out (confused)
I think he is talking about the circus midgets. They are so awsome. I am now in the process of starting up a Black Market midget smuggling operation. Anyone interested?
twospirits
05-25-2005, 07:42 PM
That is so wrong but funny.
At least you can pack more of them in the same space. :grinno:
TS out
At least you can pack more of them in the same space. :grinno:
TS out
nisco
05-26-2005, 03:29 AM
you get midgest.. im getting a lion... anyone see that on the news.. or online news anyway... (tho i think its fake) a lion mutilated 42 midgets... killed 28.. hurt and cut off imbs of teh others....
the midgets were a midget fighting leage.. took on a guys lion.... lion won
the midgets were a midget fighting leage.. took on a guys lion.... lion won
free2roamaz
05-27-2005, 02:12 AM
Um...they got it wrong in that story. I was the one who did it. The damn midgets wouldnt get on the freight properly. "Lion" is just my code name when dealin with these type of ops.
speeddemonGtV6
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
hahaha yeah TS i feel your pain here in NH too is the same shit your getting today is the first day we even saw the sun at all in like a week.
nisco
05-27-2005, 02:04 PM
i finally start work today! BOOYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
...jus for teh weekends till the damn country club opens up full time....
i might not be around too much anymmore....:/
...jus for teh weekends till the damn country club opens up full time....
i might not be around too much anymmore....:/
BigTDawg
05-27-2005, 05:55 PM
the country club??? your gonna leave us to go prance around in a sweater vest and play tennis...that hurts nisco
twospirits
05-28-2005, 12:49 AM
i finally start work today! BOOYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
...jus for teh weekends till the damn country club opens up full time....
i might not be around too much anymmore....:/WOO HOO, when the cats away the mice will play. Lets ban him for a week and delete all his posts. :evillol:
Country Club, huh. hmmm I did not take you as the country club type of guy.
TS out
...jus for teh weekends till the damn country club opens up full time....
i might not be around too much anymmore....:/WOO HOO, when the cats away the mice will play. Lets ban him for a week and delete all his posts. :evillol:
Country Club, huh. hmmm I did not take you as the country club type of guy.
TS out
speeddemonGtV6
05-28-2005, 12:30 PM
aaahhh nisco who am i gonna ask all my noobish questions to now ? lol dont stay away too long man
BigTDawg
05-28-2005, 01:48 PM
its too late guys hes gone
twospirits
05-28-2005, 07:58 PM
PARTY TIME. :lol:
TS out
TS out
tibby01
05-29-2005, 12:51 AM
i have a midget tied to a dog-run out back. normally gets newspapers for food, but every once in a while i will toss him some left over food scraps. BOY does he LOVE those.
twospirits
05-29-2005, 11:42 AM
Pics or it ain't true. :tongue:
TS out (rounding up midgets for a rodeo)
TS out (rounding up midgets for a rodeo)
speeddemonGtV6
05-29-2005, 01:53 PM
HAHAHA u guys are nuts, im gonna make the next cambodian midget fighting team!!!!! your welcome to help if you like lol.
nisco
05-29-2005, 07:44 PM
WOO HOO, when the cats away the mice will play. Lets ban him for a week and delete all his posts. :evillol:
Country Club, huh. hmmm I did not take you as the country club type of guy.
TS out
you really want to delete all my posts?!... :grinno:
work is fun.. i dont have to work as much as i thought.. but im the only one at my job who worked their last year...
im an O.G.
i love being out of teh house... its so frustrating when nothing to do
time to go clean up my basement after the HUGE ass party here the other night... shit was nuts
Country Club, huh. hmmm I did not take you as the country club type of guy.
TS out
you really want to delete all my posts?!... :grinno:
work is fun.. i dont have to work as much as i thought.. but im the only one at my job who worked their last year...
im an O.G.
i love being out of teh house... its so frustrating when nothing to do
time to go clean up my basement after the HUGE ass party here the other night... shit was nuts
twospirits
05-29-2005, 09:11 PM
you really want to delete all my posts?!... :grinno:
work is fun.. i dont have to work as much as i thought.. but im the only one at my job who worked their last year...
im an O.G.
i love being out of teh house... its so frustrating when nothing to do
time to go clean up my basement after the HUGE ass party here the other night... shit was nutsOkay people, lets try to decypher this one. :evillol:
Ocassional Giggolo (translation, whore):p
next...
TS out
work is fun.. i dont have to work as much as i thought.. but im the only one at my job who worked their last year...
im an O.G.
i love being out of teh house... its so frustrating when nothing to do
time to go clean up my basement after the HUGE ass party here the other night... shit was nutsOkay people, lets try to decypher this one. :evillol:
Ocassional Giggolo (translation, whore):p
next...
TS out
nisco
05-30-2005, 01:06 AM
the longest yard was a funny movie.... first funny movie from adam sandler in awhile
BigTDawg
05-30-2005, 04:34 PM
did the movie have midgets in it? midgets are funny
nisco
05-30-2005, 06:48 PM
did the movie have midgets in it? midgets are funny
no but alot of "guest" appearances, and camieoooooosss.......
its funny.. on a lighter note... im home alone and bored.. time to invite some people over and have a tiny bash.... too bad you guys dont live closer... :smokin:
no but alot of "guest" appearances, and camieoooooosss.......
its funny.. on a lighter note... im home alone and bored.. time to invite some people over and have a tiny bash.... too bad you guys dont live closer... :smokin:
speeddemonGtV6
06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
haha nisco that movie was pretty good lol but still not an awsome movie from A.sandler
nisco
06-02-2005, 12:52 AM
jus posting some stuff that i found tonight...
put it in your sig if you want, its cool with me
i love this one...
http://www.cap1sucks.com/junk/dancing.gif
always nice...
http://66.49.157.80/Fate.gif
hmmmmm yum
http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-172420.gif
put it in your sig if you want, its cool with me
i love this one...
http://www.cap1sucks.com/junk/dancing.gif
always nice...
http://66.49.157.80/Fate.gif
hmmmmm yum
http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-172420.gif
nisco
06-02-2005, 01:15 AM
dunno what the fuck is going on in this.. but its cool i guess.....
http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-447985.gif
smack!
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/ass2.gif
shut the fuck up!
http://community.allhiphop.com/images/smilies/stfu.gif
http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-447985.gif
smack!
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/ass2.gif
shut the fuck up!
http://community.allhiphop.com/images/smilies/stfu.gif
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