A good comeback....?

Well I got my car fixed now!! w00t! I'l lget pics as soon as possible of the reapired spot. Well unfortunatley this dude is still talking shit behind my back. I made him only pay for half the damage because he was being such a bitch about it and he doesnt have the money to afford a freaking thing becaseu he spent it all on his truck. He claims it has 330 HP and a supercharger. I still raced him before that accident and beat him by far!!! Well I was wondereing what would be an awesome prank to pull on this dirty selfish immature high pitched voice kid who thinks hes all hot stuff? Plus one thing he hangs out with the new girl I like that I hang with too but he keeps bopthering her and stalks on her. I feel like I should do something about this. What would be a prank to do on his stupid Toyota Tacoma? any suggestions? Sorry if this sounds all weird or screwed up but I still want to get him back...

get a Q-Tip, dip it in brake fluid, and write on the hood of his truck "FUCK YOU "insert name here") or write something severely offensive to the point that he'll have to get it repainted or keep getting tickets for obscene gestures on the hood of his truck! By the way brake fluid DESTROYS paint it eats it like acid (believe me I've pissed off someone and they wrote down the side of my dads minivan (FUCK YOU ASSBAG)

floor jack and cinder blocks. figure out the rest.

get a Q-Tip, dip it in brake fluid

i think it's actually brake cleaner that does it faster, or at least that's what i was told.

how about good old fashioned "sugar in the fuel tank", cheap, and easy.



THESE MAY BE GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR

does this car (his) have a winch if so, take the winch cable, pull it over his roof and hook it onto the rear axle or onto the chassis, run to the front, turn on the winch, watch the car become a banana.


or altenatively


steal his number plates, put them on your car (or if you have another friend with a similar car use that), belt through as many speed camera's and red light camera's as you can find.

Remove his valve stem covers, and stick a dried pea in each one. Put them back on. They'll slowly let air out of the tires - he won't be able to figuire out why. Whenever he takes off the cap to put more air back in, the pea will stay inside the cap, so he won't see it. And it will keep happening again and again.

or potatoe rammed deep up his tailpipe

tampon / sugar in gastank

shaving cream his entire car

using the brake fluid idea, write "TYPE R" in huge letters across the entire driver's side of his car.

Be like hey they say u can roll this thing of a cliff.....

Dont worry it was fine in the comercial......

push......

Be like hey they say u can roll this thing of a cliff.....

Dont worry it was fine in the comercial......

push......

LMAO~!. OH...just curious, but what does sugar in a gastank do?

Clogs the fuel lines... :screwy:

do the old horn connected to the brakelights routine.

I like the replacing his valve stems with a dry pea.

Put a bunch of ricey stickers (NOS, AEM, Brembo, etc) all over his car, and make sure that they stick well.

Smear crap (literal crap) under his door handles

Spray paint his tires (just tires, not wheels) pink

actually sugar in the gas tank does nothing. If you really want to screw up his car, put bleach in his gas tank, that'll rust that crap up so fast.

Also a potato in the exhaust pipe does nothing, and neither does a banana.

I've heard some new things here today, that i'll have to keep in mind.

(btw: the potato/banana thing and the sugar in gas tank thing were disproved on Mythbusters)

actually sugar in the gas tank does nothing.


Depends on te cars literige probably.

I say you just beat the shit out of the kid and tell him that since he didnt pay for everything you were taking the rest of the money out on his face. But then again im a violent person. If not that I like the winch idea.

Also a potato in the exhaust pipe does nothing, and neither does a banana.


Um, yeah it does...how do u think people commit suicide sitting in a car...

usually its done in an enclosed area garage etc.

Um, yeah it does...how do u think people commit suicide sitting in a car...

They run a hose from the exhaust pipe into the cabin.

'splode it




























or...

Wheel Bearing Grease under the doorhandles. Anyone who has ever worked with that shit will understand.

Fill his entire box with sawdust, it's harmless and won't do any damage, unless you want something damaging? Also, if you can, get some fox piss, or some deer estrus or w/e, from a hunting shop, and pour a shitload, like a gallon, down his defroster. If he uses his A/C much, you'll know why to do this.

Fill his entire box with sawdust, it's harmless and won't do any damage, unless you want something damaging? Also, if you can, get some fox piss, or some deer estrus or w/e, from a hunting shop, and pour a shitload, like a gallon, down his defroster. If he uses his A/C much, you'll know why to do this.
hella evil me liky

umm yea you shoulda got him to pay all of it and too bad if he can't swing it.

I'm buringing someone with a loan like that now... can't pay back = loss of car you know?

Quick set epoxy under the door handle.

Since it's RWD get a zip tie and put it around his Drive shaft leaving a really long end sticking out, so it makes an annoying ticking noise underneath.

Put sugar into his valve cover through the oil filler.(if you can't guess the results of that....)

Unplug the power wire from his alternator so he gets stranded somewhere after driving it for a while.

Drain his oil out of the drain pan and listen later as he complains about his engine locking up.(my personaly favorite)

Or if he has expensive tires, slash them.

Just a few ideas

Quick set epoxy under the door handle.


Now this one would be a funny one. Especially if he has remote unlock and presses it, walks up and trys to open it, wtf?? I say do this one, it'd be an expensive ass fix too and the mechanics or whoever works on it get a laugh too. So for awhile he'll have to go Dukes style or go through the passenger door.

Or the zip tie idea from Josh, but if you do the oil one, only let a few quarts out so that way he can still drive it somewhat, and it'll have a slower effect. Or pour gasoline in the oil, that's always a fun one to see what happens.

put sand in his oil. Nice and lubricating.


I hate to be the only one who thinks the best payback is karma, but I say, just let him fuck his self. He seems like an asshole so he'll do it eventually.

But if that's not good enough for you, then do this.

Get a thing of lipstick, and a condom, (this is best if you know that girl you like, will see this) Write "you got me pregnant ASSHOLE!" on his windshield with the lipstick (bright red preferrably)... pull the condom over his antenna, and then I guess Q Tip some nasty words into his doors with brake fluid. Then duct tape a tampon to his door handle with a note that says "I guess I won't be needing this!" (add real blood for a great effect).

I did the part with lipstick and the condom to a friend of mine after he came out of the movies with a bunch of my other friends.... they thought it was real until I flew past them and threw Jack in the Box buttermilks at them after they left the mall... then we had a multi-car food-fight... it was great.

What did his truck ever do to you???



NEVER mess with someone's transportation to get back at them. Emotions hurt more than any hurt caused by the wallet, anyway. Wait it out... Karma has something juicy in mind.

quick dry cement in the exhaust or the gas tank. :biggrin:

Bologna takes paint off I hear too lol.

Anyway..hmm, steal his shit, part it, leave it out front of his house on cinderblocks ;). Or replace the oil with gas, haha.

flick a couple (ALOT) of pop corn kernels (sp?) down the exhaust pipe, and put a condom over it. I also like the zip tie idea..LMFAO.

If any of these were done to me, I'd fucking kill that person who did it.

Bologna takes paint off I hear too lol.

Anyway..hmm, steal his shit, part it, leave it out front of his house on cinderblocks ;). Or replace the oil with gas, haha.


Yep, if you leave Bologna ontop of someones car overnight, in the morning the paint will be rusted and peeling or something along those lines.

Drain his oil out of the drain pan and listen later as he complains about his engine locking up.(my personaly favorite)




I've gottem this one done to me before. Kid wasnt laughing anymore once his legs broke.

Dont do that to him. If anything do something that doesnt vandilize their shit.

If you live somewhere wear it gets really cold at night, you could pour a lot of salt water on all his door jams, hood, trunk lid, anywear that could be frozen shit.

he lives in california. and why saltwater? why not just regular water?

Salt water causes rust faster.

Downside, it has to be FUCKING cold to freeze.

yes, lets all give him hints on how to soop to the level of those he hates so much for doing what we're telling him to do to him, to him.

On topic: Just call him a chinka monkey n00b.

Sleep with his mother.

Diss him in your next single.

Sleep with his mother.
heh yeah,

did anyone say to put super-glue in the key holes on the doors yet?

I like the idea about smearing dog crap or something under the door handle, thats a good one.

Sleep with his mother.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Perfect!!!!

I was also going to say to put a bunch of bread or cat food or whatever birds eat in the back of his truck and after a few hours there will be so much bird shit on his truck you wont believe it, but i forgot to say that.
I dont know if there are any birds where you live though so it might not work anyways.

Sleep with his mother.


I was expecting to see that somwhere in here from OZ. But none the less im glad i got to see it lol.

Why fuck with his truck? Sleep with the girl he is stalking, or just an old fashioned ass whooping.

Dude, you know that if you fuck up his truck with something that he needs to repair, he's going to spend that money, then he'll have less for you. I'd say the pregnant one, and the dissing him in your single cracked me up. Just dump quik-crete in his bed. Shit'll dry and he'll have to get in there with a mallet.

Personally, I just slash tires. And never less than two.

i say u put it on cinder blocks AND do the lipstick/condom shit.
(this would be espeacially good if he happens to live with his parents...he would sure have fun explaining that one) :naughty:

also...why not keep his wheels while ur at it to help him pay off the money he owes u?? :iceslolan

If your going to take his wheels off or anything like that, take the lug nuts off that he has and put some on, then quickly take a drill and bore them all out so there are no threads, then slip them back on. When he gets in to drive it and goes to take off his wheels will fall off right away, shouldn't cause *too much* damage but it'll be costly, not to mention if people seen this his embarass-o-meter would break.

Diss him in your next single.


WINNER!

WINNER!


Also thought this was funny lol. People on here have a great sence of humor.

I like the "lipstick/condom" thing and the "zip tie" one. No damage to the truck.

You can also put a shitload of engine oil/transmission fluid in his exhaust pipe. That will smoke alot when it heats up!!!!

My buddy did that when I took my truck to get oil sprayed and the fucker literally sprayed oil into my mufflers till it was overflowing out the tailpipes. I got about 5 minutes away from the shop and there was smoke everywhere and everyone around me was staring at me while I drove home. I got back to the shop and everyone was laughing their asses off !!!

Keep us posted !!!!

Edit: ... and we want pictures !!!!

Just pull his coil wire. He won't be going anywhere until someone else figures it out for him, and there's no permanent damage so you can't get arrested.

Spray paint all his windows and leave a razor blade taped to his windshield.

Or pull of all his wheels and tires, and set his truck on blocks. The put all the wheels in the bed and keep the lugs.

I got a good one, take the inspection plate off of his rear differential and let ALL the gear lube drain out, then when you thought that it couldn't get any worse, put a drink can or something to that effect in the differential and close it back up. It will eventually destroy the differential and in the meantime, it will make a gawd awful noise! (had this one done to me before)

dammit i cant get over that zip tie thing lmao but if u do that put more than one and try to set them in somekind of order so that it makes a awsomely funny rythem and ya that lipstick thing would be a great kicker
or take and remove the bumper bolts from his truck the rust should hold them in place for a little while than the first set of railroad tracks "paarumpapapapum"
or "also a good fourth of july prank"

go to the store or ur nerest pantry and get one of those family size cans of spagetieos or some kind of sausy mixture and pore it on the door step of his house then take a huge roll of fire crackers and some of those insanely bright flashers and lite them off in the middle of the night and run to some random neighbors bush or where ever and watch the show "but try and keep the laughter to a min. trust me its hard to do" lmao
or hell just get a fully automatic paintball gun and do a drive buy aimming at the truck

As a person who has matured a lot in the last few years I ahve to go back to my very first thought. Don't do anything that will cause permanent damage. Pull a prank on him, or even a series of pranks, but in the end, if you vandalize his car, and then grow up in a few years, you will feel childish for doing it. He will (should) grow up eventually and realize that what he did was wrong, and feel bad about it. But if you go and fuck his car up, then you won't have any type of pride left when you get older. You'll look back at it as a mistake, just like he will.

I like some of the annoying, but not vandalizing ideas. Of course Im most fond of my own idea, because I came up with it and it matches my humor, but just do something you think is funny and would like to see.

... just thought of another one:

Take the current license "sticker" off his license plate, then the cops will be on him with a ticket. Then keep doing that over and over.

Take his license plate off and either put it on upside down or put it on backwards (so as the silver side is showing) or put a quart of transmission fluid on his gas tank (it will smoke worse than hell and leave no permanent effects on it) or take his muffler box off and pour about 3 quarts of cheap dollar general oil in the box and then put it back on! All of these are annoying as hell to deal with, the chemical ones is just annoying because of the smoke they"ll produce and the others are just because of the point of them. I know the tranny fluid won't harm the motor because I've seen people do it to the principal's car and after about 2 months it finally stopped smoking!

I thought of my own prank that I would do but I know I would get in trouble. Hes chasing after my girl right now that I am seeing and he wont stop. I plan to one of these days go to where he works becaseu he parks his car way in the back with other trucks. I plan to get a used dildo from one of the high school girls I know and plan top super glue it right onto his emblem on the front of the truck!!! that would be hilarious to see and drive on the road.

HAHAHA.... Awesome. Make sure that YOU use the dildo on the girl. Just so you know for sure that it was actually used. I also like the idea of pulling his registration sticker off so he gets pulled over. I'd do both. Imagine him getting pulled over by a cop witha dildo glued to his hood.


After thinking about it, I would actually glue it on the back so he hopefully wont notice it for at least a couple days. But everyone else will.

Super glue will work to hold it on there but he'd be able to break it off fairly easy because of the leverage a "shaft" has. I'd say get a 3" lag bolt and screw it in the hood from underneath. But either way he'll be able to break it off if you just use super glue.

1. put a shotgun shell or two in his muffler, he'll drive down the road a while and KA-BOOM, also, this doesn't really do any harm but pretty much ruin the muffler, a M-60 will work to but it won't be as loud

2. take the lug nuts off of one of his tires, put lock tight on the threads and put the nuts back on as tightly as you can, then take a file and file the ends off so a wrench can't fit around it, then slash his tire

3. get glow in the dark paint and put "I hate cops" or something on his rear bumper

4. get a trash bag and fill it full of soda cans, then tap the trash bag to the exhaust, once the exhaust gets hot the bag will melt and will drop all the cans, the guy will think his transmission or something just fell out

5. put Limburger cheese on his muffler, it will melt on there and the smell with stain for a couple of weeks, shark meat will work too

6. post letters all over school when nobody will see you, have these letters from an "anonymous student" have the "student" say this dude gave the best head ever and he made this "student's" ass the happiest on earth

7. get some very hard core porno magazines, print up some stickers with his name and address on them like they were mailed to him, then go around town and put them in churches, doctor's offices and other places

8. call the local newspaper and put his car up for sell at the price where he'll get a ton of calls