Our poem

Okay, some of you may have already seen this, but I certainly enjoy it! :D

A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!!

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!


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Hehe, I haven’t actually heard that one before. It’s a goodie! :hehehe: :D

TANGIE!! Are you engaged??

Originally posted by boingo82
TANGIE!! Are you engaged??

*lol* *lmao* No. I had to pretend to be "I like naked girls" wife so we could do some test driving. You can read all about it in the OT. :eek:

Sure, sure, change your sig so I look silly....I did read about that and I tell you what - these Prelude SI drivers are nuts! I know one that doesn't go less than 20 over - ever! Test-driving is one of my hobbies, that and correcting salesmen when they say stupid stuff about cars. I.E.: "The G20 is just a really expensive Sentra." -the local Nissan dealer.

HAHAHA....good one :)

Originally posted by boingo82
"The G20 is just a really expensive Sentra." -the local Nissan dealer.



that really isnt _that_ far from the truth.....at least in my eyes....

i mean my 200SX is a glorified Sentra.....with a bigger engine, better suspension, etc, etc, etc...

Integras are based on the Civic platform too.... New Beetles & Golfs are Jettas with different bodies... car manufacturers like to be cheep that way i guess.....

Originally posted by VideoNasty




that really isnt _that_ far from the truth.....at least in my eyes....


*suits up for flaming battle to ensue* :hehehe:

Originally posted by VideoNasty

that really isnt _that_ far from the truth.....at least in my eyes....

i mean my 200SX is a glorified Sentra.....with a bigger engine, better suspension, etc, etc, etc...

Integras are based on the Civic platform too.... New Beetles & Golfs are Jettas with different bodies... car manufacturers like to be cheep that way i guess.....

I'm not going to start dissing on your 200sx - I like 'em just fine, but technically it is a Sentra Coupe and has the SAME engine. Unless of course it is the 200sx SE-R in which case it has the SR20DE.
This is because in 1995 Nissan looked at the demographics and discovered that an entirely different group of people were purchasing the Coupe Sentra as opposed to the Sedan. So, they decided to split the model into two. The Sentra and the 200SX. They have the exact same length, height, turning diameter, headroom, etc. The main difference lies in the # of doors and possibly the suspension. They share more parts than not.

If the G20 is nothing but a "Sentra with Leather", I ask you this: How did they manage a 5 inch longer wheelbase and 5 more inches of overall length on the "same car". They share almost NO body pieces whatsoever. The door handles aren't even compatible. BTW I am comparing 1991 to 1991 which was a new model year for both. Just so we're comparing Red Delicious apples to Jonathons. The G maintained the same body style until 1996 while the Sentra was redesigned/split in 1995.

Not that I think driving a Sentra is an insult. I just recently totaled a 1991 SE and it was a darned good car. Even after being totaled from the front, the radiator, engine, and alignment were all still perfect.

Oh, and in the case of Jetta=New Beetle and Integra = Civic, all of THOSE cars share the same wheelbase.