funny race

I was going to grab some lunch with a friend yesterday afternoon, when I see this COMPLETELY RICED OUT Avenger. Civic body kit, euro lights, fart can, the works. Hes hot rodding his car around, tailing people and cuting people off. So I wait for some clear traffic, get behind him and give him a nice rev, and see if he wants to go. He pays not attention and cuts me off and continues to weave thruogh traffic. He makes his way up to a 4Runner, and gets probably no more then a foot off his bumper (going about 45). The 4Runner doesn't appreciate this, and switches lanes, slams on his brakes then pulls up right behind the Avenger and tails him. Then the Avenger trys pulling away, but the 4Runner just follows him. The 4Runner stays right on his bumper all the way up to what I would say is 60-70mph after a good couple of minutes of this, the Avenger hits a light. I was trialling them only going slightly slower. I pull up to their left, and see the 4Runner driver. He is a 300lb black dude, and he is yelling and screaming at the Avenger. Im talking, arms flailing uncontrolably. I could almost make out every profanity he was shouting, even with mine and his window down. I glance over at the driver of the Avenger, and hes sunk down in his seat, obviously emberassed. One of the funnier things Iv seen. :lol:

Cliffnotes:
Avenger racing around.
Ticks off a 4Runner.
The 4Runner tails the Avenger for a few miles.
4Runner driver is a big angry black dude.

Hahahahaha rofl :lol:

We got a riced out Avenger here, too! Unpainted bodykit, coffee can hanging off the rear, and a stupid bitch driving it. Slow as hell, too.

I'll get a pic up ASAP so you can all revel in the hilarity.

A pic would be great, lol.

Moral of the story: do not tailgate 300lb black dudes.

i'd run the light :D

but how does he have a civic body kit on his avenger and where's the race?

i'd run the light :D

but how does he have a civic body kit on his avenger and where's the race?

I dont know how he got the kit on there, the guy is out of his mind though :screwy: . It's not a true race, but the Avenger was trying to outrun the 4Runner. Hilarious stuff.

They do make body kits for Avengers donchya know. Unless he actually fabbed it for his Avenger because they don't make that particular type. Either way, that is pretty funny. I'd have to agree with the moral too. L8...

Moral of the story: do not tailgate 300lb black dudes.

Actually, I wouldn't tailgate ANY 300 pound dude!

Just wait till daylight, peeps. Me and my camera will be snappin' shots of the ugz-mobile when it's practical, and hopefully when the owners aren't looking. :lol:

Funny Racing Story today:
Some asshole in an old riced Neon wouldn't leave me alone earlier tonight. I was on the road from 11:20pm to midnight, all of which was taken up by him riding my ass. After a little TV and food, I was out at around 1:30 till 2:00... and he was WAITING for me! I was parked on the side of the road, and he was just sitting there at the corner staring at me. We hit a stoplight, and he started revving that shitty 4-banger with the bumblebee exhaust at me. Being courteous, I let him do this for a few seconds before letting him have the roar of the FC's new pipes. I'm grinning at him evilly. He turns pale as a frickin' ghost. The light turns green, and I lose him almost immediately. I shut down at 80mph and hit the gas station. I'm laughing my ass off as the little Neon limps by, and crying as my gas charge hits $45. :) :(

Whoever owns the red Neon with "DODGE" emblazoned on the rear window in Iowa Falls, IA: I hope you learned your lesson. Taking on an FC3S is not a good idea with that shit car.

Venting! Venting! :lol:

man thats a shame... i actually like avengers too. ive never seen a riced out avenger around here though, there arent very many around here. my brother has an avenger though and hes putting a turbo on it today.its gonna be pretty cool.

I'm going out at around 4:00 today, so pics will be taken then. Pretty sure the shitmobile is still parked across the street for picture taking.

While I'm out, can somebody give me a better image hosting site? Cardomain is getting really buggy and I hate their interface. Thanks.

heh. Reminds me of the time me and a few friends tried to out run an Avenger ES (not even an R/T) in a Saturn SL..

Oh yeah, I love doing that, having someone tail gate me, then pass, then i stay on there ass... I did this last night, some Suburban Z71 was taling me, then he passed me, right before our exit onto a country road. He speed to about 75, and I maintain about 70 (in a 45.) I wasnt literaly tailing him, just enough to make him a little nervous, because he would try and fly around corners that are marked 35 at 60+. Pretty funny watching a 5000 LB SUV fly through a sharp ass corner at 60+

Haha, 4Runners are fun to ball around in, my dad has one... Cool trucks.

Moral of the story: do not tailgate 300lb black dudes.
haha definately agree, your just asking for an ass whoopin :chair: Aerowitz, be sure to post that pic soon I'd like to see it too.

Moral of the story: do not tailgate 300lb black dudes.
this is what happens when the 300lb black dude gets out of the car :icon16: (thats a very good moral)

Sadly, the shit-Venger was not in town this weekend. As an alternative, I post this ugly ass pic of a badly riced old Talon TSI I found in the college parking lot. Look closely and you can see the ricer wing!

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/6189/00014342yt.th.jpg (http://img219.echo.cx/my.php?image=00014342yt.jpg)

I also found a guy with a 1986 Mustang 5.0 GT convertible. After about 10 minutes riding around in it with a few friends, I no longer hate domestics. At one point we had it floored doing about 80 down main street (which is a 25mph zone) Pics don't do justice to the orgasmic experience, but here's one.

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/4665/00015405hp.th.jpg (http://img219.echo.cx/my.php?image=00015405hp.jpg)

More pics of crap I do coming soon!

I also found a guy with a 1986 Mustang 5.0 GT convertible. After about 10 minutes riding around in it with a few friends, I no longer hate domestics.

Good to hear :smile:

Driving 5.0s is alot of fun, I can confess to that.