NZ vs OZ

Two Australians boarded a flight out of Sydney after a rugby game. One
sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
take-off, a New Zealander got on and took the aisle seat. After
take-off, the Kiwi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Aussie in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a
beer."

"No problem," said the Kiwi, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Aussie's picked up the Kiwi's shoe and
spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Aussie said, "That
looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Kiwi obligingly went to
fetch it and while he was gone, the other Aussie picked up the other shoe
and spat in it. When the Kiwi returned to his seat, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Kiwi slipped his
feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it
have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting
between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, and
pissing in beers?"


:finger: :finger: :finger:

hehehehhe pissing in beer :D :D

Saw it coming a mile away.....:rolleyes:

fkn.... kiwis.
:p

Originally posted by ozriceboy
Saw it coming a mile away.....:rolleyes:
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:rolleyes:

Anyone for fush and chups :flipa: :silly2:

Alright then I will have two feeletes of feesh and seex dollars of cheeps

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Alright then I will have two feeletes of feesh and seex dollars of cheeps

:D

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Alright then I will have two feeletes of feesh and seex dollars of cheeps

was that cheeps or sheeps :p

i've said it before and i'll say it again.... fkn kiwis.

i swear to god.

:smoka: :smoker2: :bandit:
:flipa: :finger: :p

Originally posted by spunkymunky
i've said it before and i'll say it again.... fkn kiwis.

i swear to god.

:smoka: :smoker2: :bandit:
:flipa: :finger: :p

bah...Aussies....

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/667002farmer.jpg

:flipa: :flipa:

:eek:

Taranaki there is a lady in the house.

Near enough anyway :p :devil:

That is just soo wrong Mr T.


Bloody Aussies:D

don't worry..he won't get away with it

Originally posted by dancing queen
don't worry..he won't get away with it

YES HE WILL:D :D

welcome to AF darling....:p .....where's my Jaybees?:)

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Alright then I will have two feeletes of feesh and seex dollars of cheeps
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/biggthumpup.gif

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
:eek:

Taranaki there is a lady in the house.




*Stands around trying to look attractive*

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars





*Stands around trying to look attractive*

hehehe :p

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch, moan, grizzle, whinge. That's what you get from NZ. Australia does nothing but help you little tackers out and what do we get....

Originally posted by ozriceboy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch, moan, grizzle, whinge. That's what you get from NZ. Australia does nothing but help you little tackers out and what do we get....


from the first post in this thread

"Why does it
have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting
between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?



I'm beginning to wonder myself:bloated: .All of this Aussie v. Kiwi rivalry thing is getting an unpleasant edge to it.This is perhaps the best forum on the boards in which to celebrate our cultural similarities,so what do we do?We try to piss on each others' country as often as possible.Frankly it's getting boring(and before anyone points it out ,I am no better than the rest).

How about we all just give it a rest for a few nights and post up something more worthwhile?

Not a bad suggestion. But I think you hit the nail ont head there. We are celebrating cultural similarities because the culture in Australia and obviously NZ is to pay people out (tall poppy syndrome, if you will). ANd I think I'll just get Chickn and chps from now on. :devil:

Woah woah woah, us Kiwi's and Aussies should be thankful, we are the only countries that can take the piss out of each other and take it as humor, if anyother countries took the piss out of eachother as we do, there would be bombs and racial violence

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Woah woah woah, us Kiwi's and Aussies should be thankful, we are the only countries that can take the piss out of each other and take it as humor, if anyother countries took the piss out of eachother as we do, there would be bombs and racial violence
agreed.

can we keep taking the piss?

Taking the piss is fine, but - as Mr T said - lately it seems that quite often there is a really nasty edge to it; which is odd, considering how alike NZ and Australia really are (apart from the Aussies' strange accents of course :p )

atleast we can pronounce our "i's" :p

Courtesy of Mr T:

:D

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~setanta1/Post-13-53593-aussie.jpg

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
atleast we can pronounce our "i's" :p

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!:D

You pronoune I's like E's, like buy seex dollars of cheeps or other wise like Oi eg. Roight Oi bought you your cheeps

This is becoming exactly like the USA vs Canada problem Yanks make fun of the way Canadians speak because they are clearer and more grammarical.

Aussies do the same. NZer's (Well North Islanders at least) pronounce thier words clearly and actually pronounce I's quie strongly (well at least I do) and are also less heavy on the slang, but South Islanders :rolleyes: they might as well be Ockers, the way they speak:finger:

It also appers Australia is becoming somewhat an arrogant nation that is like a Teenager wants to be in the cool crowd (aka a world player), but keeps falling short and then takes it out on it's little brother (NZ)

I was only joking........

I do think everyone is reacting a bit much now....

when I went to NZ I had a great time, and the locals took the piss out of us, as much as we took the piss out of the locals. One of the best things about it, is it is very similar to Australia.

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
I was only joking........

I do think everyone is reacting a bit much now....

when I went to NZ I had a great time, and the locals took the piss out of us, as much as we took the piss out of the locals. One of the best things about it, is it is very similar to Australia.
keke ^_^

Originally posted by Buzzr

keke ^_^

whaaaa?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by taranaki


whaaaa?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
I have no idea :bloated: