I think my Taurus is possessed!

If this thing begins to levitate, it's gone! :rofl: Not only are the wipers doing their own thing, the running lights have their own little show going on! They do a lot of blinking, or may simply not shine at all. Also, when I tried to charge my cell phone, I found the cigarette lighter isn't working at all. I'm guessing this isn't a simple wiper switch...or it is along, but not only that. I'm not very mechanical, so please help me with simple phrasing...I'm blonde too hehe...(no offense to the smart blondes out there) Can anyone help me? Thanks!

There is a possibility the wipers and lights problems are in the turn signal switch. This is the only common area, except for GEM module, these 2 share. As for the lighter socket, check all fuses first to be sure they are good.