finger lickin good.........
ragt20
04-03-2002, 03:22 PM
found this rummaging through my old e-mails.......:rolleyes: wonder if anyones read it b4.....if you haven't U'r in for a treat :D....
ragt has a sneaky snigger
A bar joke
>
> A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
> She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When
> he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
> hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
> full and bushy.
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> "Actually, no," he replies.
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her
> hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused.
> "Is there anything I can do?"
> "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily,
> popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
> gently.
> "What is the message?" the barman whispers with baited breath.
> "Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper nor hand soap in the
> ladies' room!"
:hehe: this comes to mind..
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :apuke: :apuke:
ragt has a sneaky snigger
A bar joke
>
> A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
> She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When
> he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
> hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
> full and bushy.
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> "Actually, no," he replies.
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her
> hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused.
> "Is there anything I can do?"
> "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily,
> popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
> gently.
> "What is the message?" the barman whispers with baited breath.
> "Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper nor hand soap in the
> ladies' room!"
:hehe: this comes to mind..
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :apuke: :apuke:
NSX-R-SSJ20K
04-03-2002, 03:27 PM
thats disgusting ........funny tho :hehehe:
JD@af
04-04-2002, 09:31 PM
<CRINGING IN SEVERE PAIN>
:eek: :eek: :eek: OH DOOOOOOODD that's messed up!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: OH DOOOOOOODD that's messed up!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Spec2 Girl
04-04-2002, 09:45 PM
All I can say is :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:
darklight
04-04-2002, 11:16 PM
thats preety bad:apuke: but funny
speediva
04-04-2002, 11:34 PM
Um, I'm going to excuse myself to the restroom now... :apuke:
primera man
04-07-2002, 07:27 AM
lol...am i the only one that things thats bloody funny :D :D
That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!
That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!
Gonthrax
04-07-2002, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by primera man
That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!
Aye, almost as bad as those carnie folk :D :D
j/k no offense to any carnie folk out there :silly:
That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!
Aye, almost as bad as those carnie folk :D :D
j/k no offense to any carnie folk out there :silly:
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