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CassiesMan
04-09-2005, 03:24 AM
So I totally blowed my whole dont put any more frivolous miles on my car thing, and headed up to CTown with a bud becuase we were bored, see if we could get any fun. Well, we show up, and its pretty much big shitty. Cops everywhere, and the streets are a bit more crowded. At one point, my friend leans over and points out a white Eclipse, turns out to be Elchico, so we chill with him and a few freinds at Tbell before taking our leave...He has a cute girlfriend, lol. Elchico, tell your friend that he may get more speed of a motorcycle, but I'll take doors and a roof, I kinda prefere the protection...

So CTown is just as dead as the mighty Fulton, and I want to make it quick, so Im deciding to just head down the main street instead of take the mad tyte CTown Mizzou Cannyons, however, the sound of fart cans beckon me, and I ended up doing something very stupid to chase. We catch up, turns out to be a V6 Tib. Had an HKS sticker on the door, and it sounded like he may have a touch of work. We slow down to pace, and as soon as we are at his door, he punches it. I quickly end his halt, and start to walk past him, take it up to 110, and hold him back at just over a car length. I let off, and he flys by, jumps into a turn lane, and takes off. He couldnt handle my mad tizzlyte cannyon racing skills. Bitch.

So we go through the rest of the area poretty much race free, when I notice that a Ford Explorer SportTrac is pacing me. I slow down, he does too, I speed up, so does he. So, at the next light, I pop it into neutral, give it a few revs, and he revs back. Light goes green, and we both punch it. He holds with me till about 30, and then I start to walk. Take it up to 75, and let off with him a minimum of 1.5 lengths back, dont really look.

We hop onto the highway, and get our last kill of the night. Totally ricey Lancer. Sticker, body kit, wing, the works. I'm doing the usuall 110, which is what I normaly drive, and I notice hes trying to catch up after I fly by. I let off, and he pulls up next to me, and kinda waves for me to roll down the windows. I do, and he starts shouting at me, so we slow down (this highway is perfect for highway racing, totally empty at night) to about 40, and he asks me what I have done. I told him CAI, and thats all. He was your standard ricer. He bought the Lancer, then dropped in the motor from, get this, a Mitsu STi. Yeah. Then, he had it chipped, turboed, with exhaust, intake, and headers. Not an exhaust manifold, but headers. He then got an AWD conversion, and a chip. I asked him if it was a Hondata or LS1Edit chip, and he said Hondata. Awesome. So I ask if he wants to run, and he says sure. He tells me to honk it down, so I do, and well, needless to say, I walked him.

Then IO came back, and right now, I'm typing this after drinking just under a half bottle of rum, and well, I'd type up cliff notes, but I gotta take care of some chick whose about to puke on my floor. Oh wait, change that. She just did.

Cliff Notes:
Met up with Elchico
Killed a Tib
Killed a SportTrac
Killed a Mitsubushi STi with mad tyte highway racing skills.

street_racer_00
04-09-2005, 03:50 AM
add..."cleaned up puke from a drunk ass slut" to your cliff notes

speedthrill
04-09-2005, 06:18 AM
:eek7: :eek7: :lol: :lol2:

Seems like you had yet another nice night. Good kills, and yr car is faster then i thought. :smokin:

Boosted1
04-09-2005, 09:27 AM
[QUOTE=CassiesMan]He was your standard ricer. He bought the Lancer, then dropped in the motor from, get this, a Mitsu STi. Yeah. Then, he had it chipped, turboed, with exhaust, intake, and headers. Not an exhaust manifold, but headers. He then got an AWD conversion, and a chip. I asked him if it was a Hondata or LS1Edit chip, and he said Hondata. Awesome. So I ask if he wants to run, and he says sure. He tells me to honk it down, so I do, and well, needless to say, I walked him.
QUOTE]

WHAT AN ASS. That's funny.

Igovert500
04-09-2005, 11:10 AM
He couldnt handle my mad tizzlyte cannyon racing skills. Bitch.


He bought the Lancer, then dropped in the motor from, get this, a Mitsu STi.


I'd type up cliff notes, but I gotta take care of some chick whose about to puke on my floor. Oh wait, change that. She just did.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

In case it stained...try using resolve carpet cleaner...amazing results from my college 'research'

CivRacer95
04-09-2005, 11:42 AM
I've missed the cliff notes for sometime. Glad to see them back. Good kills, and hope you get the stains outta your floor from the puke. Puking Girls= Not teh sexiest thing. L8...

Sleepr awd
04-09-2005, 11:52 AM
nice, i didn't see anywhere near that action, last weekend, a buddy of mine went from a 10mph roll on the highway and i got him twice, he has i/h/e light flywheel and a new clutch, (95 240sx)
this weekend i caught a mitsu galant at a stoplight...auto, and toasted him from 0-60, by which point i decided that was enough and drove off, w/ him pulling up at every stoplight trying to race me...what a dumbass

thanks cassie, my gf is hot ;)

CassiesMan
04-09-2005, 02:24 PM
By the way, what does your buddy with the 240 have? Just I/H/E set up?

Sleepr awd
04-10-2005, 11:11 PM
By the way, what does your buddy with the 240 have? Just I/H/E set up?

oh, i didn't mention, ^^i raced him from the 10mph roll, 95 240 i/h/e lightweight flywheel, new clutch 17's w/ yoko's...and a wing, that adds' like 90hp right there...i'll fix that post too

CassiesMan
04-11-2005, 11:54 AM
Dont forget about the neons...

Sleepr awd
04-11-2005, 03:03 PM
Dont forget about the neons...
yeah, but see if the police were to read the boards, they'd figure out who it was pretty easily if i said...for example "neons"...thats why i didn't mention it, but he does have neons

CassiesMan
04-11-2005, 03:47 PM
Point in hand...It looked pretty nice, I'll give him that. Sounded decent when I first drove by.

Sleepr awd
04-11-2005, 04:08 PM
yup its pretty mean, the brakes (i've driven it) suck though, and its not as easy to drive as my car

Da *MIZ*
04-11-2005, 09:21 PM
mitsu STi's are freakin fast, this one time i was driving down the street and this orange supra came next to me and then this red RX-7 and i was in my Mitsu STi and we ran from a red light and Vin deisel said that i was really fast and then i woke up....

CassiesMan
04-11-2005, 10:31 PM
LOL...remeber, Vin Diesel only drives ten second cars, and he can cure cancer.

Sleepr awd
04-12-2005, 09:23 PM
i thought he could cure aids...maybe that was paul walker...

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