I am a Japanese school teacher

http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html

Found this blog type thing written by an American teacher in Japan. Laughing so much at some of the stuff right now.

One day after a school assembly, this ichinensei girl walked up to me and asked me how to say "oppai" in English. "Oppai" being the Japanese word for a woman's breast. And now I've taught you a dirty Japanese word. But it's not that dirty, so don't get too excited. I told her that kind of English was definitely not for her. But she continued to persist, and finally just breaking down my will to live, I gave in and told her - "breast".

Unfortunately, she didn't quite understand it, and asked me to repeat it several times. I did, but her Japanese tongue couldn't get it right - "buraido?" "burasuto?" Also unfortunately, she decided to practice rather loudly, which got pretty much the whole school's attention. My english teacher, the Americanized one, overheard and said to me "Aw, don't teach her that!" I said it's probably best she learn the correct term for it before she gets something vulgar from TV or music. "Oh, like tits?" My Japanese teacher asks. I told you her English was pretty good.

Anyway, she almost agreed with me on that point. Almost. Until the girl ran by screaming at the top of her lungs "Breasts! Breasts!"

Not even halfway, but so far my favourites are "Japanese kids say the the darndest things" and "rico suave meets Velma"

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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Jeff, got any similar stories?

Those are great! Thanks for sharing :)

lmao, omg im so glad i looked at that.

haha thats crazy

Well this is sort of the same area:

http://photomann.com/japan/machines/

One of the machines at the bottom is more relevant to the first link.

This vending machine has truly bizarre contents... 'used' schoolgirl panties! We had heard that such machines existed but had never seen them. A colleague came across this machine in suburban Tokyo just recently (May 2002). This particular machine is a converted cigarette machine that now takes 10,000 yen notes (about US$80 bills). The current contents run from 1000 to 3000 yen.

Great site :lol:

hahaha .... porn & toilet paper machines !!! :jump3:

Well this is sort of the same area:

http://photomann.com/japan/machines/

One of the machines at the bottom is more relevant to the first link.


Oh my god that is actually quite sick!

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Jeff, got any similar stories?
If you're thinking who I am thinking....he is still banned.

Thats a great story Dave

Those are hilarious lol. I read about everyone of them. Holy shit man, deffinently worth the time.

:lol: I love the article

That is some funny shit, I remember the funny shit episode where tom green went to asia and got some used panties, then he trapped a monkey inside his van and it shit all over. hahahaha

- Kevin