Owned a ricer

A friend of mine has been talken about a friend of his with an "11 sec Del Sol" lets call that friend friend "A" i would allways just call BS and leave it at that.

Well i was walking down the hall omw to math class with a huge motor head friend of mine, lets call him friend B. I see friend A on my way to math and stop to talk to him a sec. He mentions something about the del sol guy saying it would "own the sh!t out of my neon" i just laugh and say i bet it would. Friend A then spots the Del Sol guy and calls him over. Here is where my fun begins.

Me: (to friend A) watch this.
DS: You the guy with that blue neon
Me: Yeap
DS: Dood my Del Sol can walk all over you
Me: Ohh reall?
DS: yeah, it runs 11's on the quarter
Me: Ohh wow, what track did you run at.
DS: i can't remeber the name
Me: Ok, what have you done to your car.

He then procedes to spew out a list of complete BS mods also claiming 30 psi on a T3/T4 turbo, with stock internals.

Me: ohh wow, and its daily driven?
DS: yeah
Me: Street tires for those times right?
DS: yeah
Me: Rear mounted Mopar Intercooler?
DS: Yeah
Me: 1 or 2?
DS: 2
Me: You also have duel carberators right?
DS: Yeah from greddy
Me: ohh cool, what size injecters do you have?
DS: I can't remeber the exact size
Me: You obvisioly have an engine swap what you swap in there?
DS: JDM DOHC V-tec
Me: ohh the D16z (SOHC V-tec)
DS: Yeah
Me: Man i would really love to run your car you wanna put money on it?
DS: I would just be taking your money
Me: well i would really like to see an 11 sec honda in action, i really like hondas.
Me: my neon isn't even close to 11's
DS: How much you willing to loose?
Me: how bout we run for like 5 or 10 bux

A girl comes up to us to see whats going on and the Del Sol guy decided to act all hard.

DS: how bout 100
Me: Ok

The bell rings and we part our separate ways and head to class. Friend B just bursts out laughing.

Friend B: Omg that shit was hillarious
Me: lol i think i just made 100 bux

I know this guy is BSing too i have seen his car around. He has 15 inch rims and a rather large fart can on his del sol. No intercooler, or gauges anywhere inside his car. He also has all of his interior and a heavy ass box with big ass speakers in the back. I am going to be running him this Saturday. I'm gunna try to butter him up a lil and convice him Srt-4's are slow. Hopefully i will get to race him this Saturday.

wow...

hahahaha. owned.

If anything, the BS about having dual carbs AND fuel injectors should've tipped off anyone that knows anything about cars.

fear his ricer stealth installs@!

If anything, the BS about having dual carbs AND fuel injectors should've tipped off anyone that knows anything about cars.

That was the ultimate test to find out if he was BS'sing most people who have almost no knowledge about cars know the diff between carborators(sp?) and fuel injection. Also the classic "i forgot the name" thing. That allways spells BS. When was the last time you forgot the name of an important mod on your car?

Hahahahaha

God that's fucking awesome

Maybe you could tell this ricer about a guy you know that has a Camaro Z28 that wants to run for money, and maybe you could tell him that since it's a domestic and doesn't have VTEC or a turbo that his Del Sol will just annihilate the Camaro. I will gladly make the drive from Mesa to Ahwatukee to make a quick $100.

r@$3 4 $l1p y0



LOL

only partial ownage once you beat him then it is.

I've heard a few people play along with sleepers but him being cocky does make that less likly
rear mount mopar I/C was a riot

god that would suck so hard if you lost somehow

I once convinced a guy driving a riced out eclipse that my car was a V6. And that I just had all the GT logos and stuff put on. And my exhaust was special exhaust that just made it sound like a V8. Even though when I revved it up you could plainly hear a V8 motor, not just exhaust. So you either owned an idiot, or are about to get seriously owned.

Well as far as bench racing goes, that was supreme :owned: age

Now just go out there and whip his ass and you're good to go.

Very nice job with all the car parts too...rear mounted i/c heh...heheh

WTF are you guys talking about he's totally legit! Anyone who doesn't know about the JDM DOHC D16Z6 is a complete idiot. One of the rarest motors ever produced. A few Del Sols received them, but the majority of them were placed into the 5th Gen Civics. If I recall, about 1000 of them were produced. The 92-95 Civic SIR3. One of the rarest cars in the world, not to mention RWD :naughty:. Also produces 220 HP and puts the Type R's to shame. Gawd, if only I could get my hands on one of those bad boys. I'll try and dig up some pics. I've only seen them on a few websites just browsing around. Now where to find them....

























BTW, I'm oh so totally joking. But I wouldn't be surprised if a noob actually believed this :biggrin:. L8...

hahahahah the carb and the fuel injection...Thats hilarious!! You should have asked him what JDM stood for..."duhhhh ummm dude bro bud, I know its Justified Dualsuperchargers Machine"

But seriously, Key his car

I don't think he was lying about the 11 second thing though. It's just that it takes him 11 seconds to get to 60 mph.

You should've asked him how many rotors it had while you were at it.

This reminds me of Igovert500's (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=212540&highlight=vr6) post. I'm sure he'll wuss out, and refuse to race.

I think all i need to do is approach him while he is spitten his A-Game on some girl. That should get him goen lol.

This reminds me of Igovert500's (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=212540&highlight=vr6) post. I'm sure he'll wuss out, and refuse to race.

Yeah after seing that post and it actually being funny is why i posted lol. The oppertunity presented itself when Mr. Del Sol decided to claim 11s lol.

hope he ain't reading this lol cause there goes a 100 bux that you should consider in your pocket. Tell him you just got a sticker mod and you want raise the bet to 200. lmao.

He sounds pretty dumb.. I bet he ran at a 1/8th mile track and thought it was a full 1/4.. "duude my car runs 11's yo"

That sounds about right. :tongue:

yo?!?!?

haha 'mad shifting skillz yo"


what a dummy, we all know that there's only one carborator and one fuel injector in the car at a time... sheesh :)

jk

yo?!?!?

haha 'mad shifting skillz yo"


what a dummy, we all know that there's only one carborator and one fuel injector in the car at a time... sheesh :)

jk

well some people have really good cars and have 2 carbs.

I don't think he has ever been to the track. i asked him what his 60 ft time was and he looked at me with a blank stare and then said. "yeah she ran an 11.87"

some cars have six carbs!

no, you have it all wrong, the carbs feed the fuel into the injectors which inject fuel into the rotary turbo supercharged pistons that make 2348723478 horsepower!

well some people have really good cars and have 2 carbs.

I don't think he has ever been to the track. i asked him what his 60 ft time was and he looked at me with a blank stare and then said. "yeah she ran an 11.87"
Seems you know this guy, but be careful. I do match racing and I don't like to post times or tell what I have in the car. I kinda like acting dumb cause it genreally gets me into a race, and puts more money in the bank. When someone ask's how fast my car's are, I just tell them, "pretty fast".
In pool they call it husseling, football, shaving points, and racing, sand bagging.
Example: car "A" races car "B" and car "A" smokes car "B" by 10 cars. You, car "C" race car "B" and just beat him by 1/2 car. You think car "A" would want to race you? He'd bet his first born, the farm and all the money has in the bank, and smoke you by 9 1/2 cars right? Wrong, you were sand bagging and laugh all the way to the bank.
This dud is a ricer...burn him!!!

I just wanna hear what he says after he loses, that should be as funny, if not funnier than everything else.

almost as good as the kid with the GTI with GTR badges that told me i was a fag for putting type R embloms on a sentra

almost as good as the kid with the GTI with GTR badges that told me i was a fag for putting type R embloms on a sentra
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I almost spit out orange juice all over the keyboard, haahahaha.

You then proceeded to burn him and take his money, right?

Wait...why would you put Type R emblems on a Sentra??? Regardless of him putting GTR badges on a GTI...two fags a straight guy does not make.

Chex, you promised you wouldnt use your powers for evil.......

I say tape the whole thing. When I was in highschool there was a dude with a riced out civic that claimed to run the fastest times in the whole school. everyone that knew him thought he was for real cause this was all before the Fast and the Furious craze. back then maybe 2 cars in the whole school had body kits and people had no clue what a ricer was. in any case he finally got challenged by a dude in a old ass pickup. they went to the track and filmed him getting his ass handed to him by a old truck. three days later it was aired on the schools morning broadcast and the kid in the civic transfered out of the school.

yeah it was pritty funny it was this puke orange 2L 8v with his FUGLY girl with him

lets just say it was bus lengths after 2nd gear, and that was when i was NA too

dump kraut burners

what i remeber from high school was this kid with a passot with a chip who used to tell me how much better of a driver he was and how much i sucked, but whenever i invited him out to auto x or drag he wouldnt go saying i got stock suspetion id get eaten, i was like bitch im stock too

PS that was when i had my prelude

Wait...why would you put Type R emblems on a Sentra??? Regardless of him putting GTR badges on a GTI...two fags a straight guy does not make.
Nissan Sentra SE-R, fool!

dont forget the Spec V

Nissan->SE-R
Honda->Type R

Fool.

nissan SE-R>honda Type R

chex fool him by saying you completly body kitted your "neon" and custom desinged your rear pipes to have 2 and that last time you were at the track you ran a 16.9. thats usually what i do. and when the green drops put some buses on him!

Update on Del Sol man.

I approach him today right before i left school with a whad of 20s. i made sure he had his girly there so it would make him act all tough.

Me: So we runnen tonight?
Del Sol: I didn't know your neon is turbo
Me: It comes from the factory that way so its not fast.
Del Sol: I'm not racing a turbo car
Me: I thought you ran 11s though that would kill my 15 sec car.
DS: Yeah but thats not my car. Its a friend of mines and he's outa town.
Me: Why did you tell me it was yours?
DS: When did i say that?
Me: Never mind

I walked away disapointed, i was really looking forward to that 100 bux. 50 more bux and i can afford stage 1 for my car. As i was driven to work i got a call from DS boy.

DS: Hey the guys here, that i work with (acura dealership, he is the guy that when you buy a car he gets to drive it 20 feet and clean it) Say your turbo Neon is slow and a cobalt SS could beat it.
Me: Ok, why....
DS: They also say that those cars aren't reliable at all, My boys RSX Type S could beat it.
Me: yeah.... uhh ok why don we set something up. I'll come down there after work.
DS: I dunno man we are doen stuff right now at work. I'll call you l8er.

I have no clue how he got my number. Or why he wanted to talk trash about my neon. Out of no where tons of people at my school are asking me about my car and trying to set up races. I think that Del Sol guy has been talken alot of smack and now people think my car is easy money. Wich is good for me cause i got some xtra money making capabilities now.

For backround references i live in a upper class area with tons of rich kids driven RX-8's and 330 bimmers and think they are the fasting things on the planet. They have tons of disposible income so i might have a lot more kill stories very soon. By no means do i have the fastest car at the school so i def need to watch out for the sleepers. (my autotech teacher has a slew of 9-12sec cars he has built in his classes. one of them is his SUPER NICE GN. That thing is amazing)

Even at the gas station before i went to work someone approached me.

Random Guy: You the kid with the blue neon
Me: No, i am pumpen gas for him untill he comes back
RG: Ohh, when is he comen back?
Me: I am just joking, this is my car whats up
RG: I heard those cars weren't as fast as there cracked up to be
Me: They're not the fastest thing on the street, its pretty quick
RG: i wann run you some time

By this time i finally finished filling up and got in my car.

Me: uhh... ok well i'll see you around then.

I left and went to work, then decided to update yall on wth is goen on.

wow what a fagot...

fuck the money, introduce him to your fists!

I'm gunna see what happens this weekend. I know it will probably get worse as these things seem to do that.

If DS man so much as touches my car he will get a formidable ass kicking. So i need to look out for my baby the next few days.

I'd race him in my firechicken. What do those run stock anyways?

Race, Race, Race... Get that wad. Hustling is my absolute FAVORITE thing in the WORLD because there is NEVER any shortage of high school kids that think their nearly stock honda just decimates because they're caught in that high school invincibility funk.

Some of these ppl should be smacked sideways until they learn some humility...In the real world the fastest cars seem to be owned by the guys who dont walk around bragging to everybody, thats why they absolutely smoke the smack talkers who have nothing

Some of these ppl should be smacked sideways until they learn some humility...In the real world the fastest cars seem to be owned by the guys who dont walk around bragging to everybody, thats why they absolutely smoke the smack talkers who have nothing

Ohh yeah definately, a friend of mine who has the fastest car at the School (decently modded 03 lightning, Chip, exhaust, intake, and pulley) you practically have to drag it out of him that he has a lightning and if you ask him if its fast he just reply's, "ehh its quick" and the things screams. I watched him walk a friend of mine's 99 6 speed z28 from a roll of 40-110. When someone comes at you bragging how fast their car is you know he is gunna be a cake walk. All you gotta do is play to his ego and get him to run for cash.

fuck the money, introduce him to your fists!


i was thinkin that but i didnt wanna say it lol. im just glad there arent any fags like that at my school...

I am really interested in taking money from over-confident twats. You should give me a call if something goes down with them tonight, like I said I will gladly drive out to your area if it means some quick cash.

I am just getten no love tonight. I got a few calls, showed up, they talk major amounts of shit about my "unreliable" neon and then don't want to race. WTF is that?

On the way home a mid 90s silverado paces me then takes off. so i catch up to him after he slows down and he guns it. I quickly pull 2 cars on him and then get off it. He pulls up next to me and i give a couple blow offs. then he mockingly say "ohh your real cool pall real cool." Ohh well you bruise a guys ego he is gunna have to repair it some how.

almost as good as the kid with the GTI with GTR badges that told me i was a fag for putting type R embloms on a sentra

I think anyone that puts any type of badges on thier car is lame and for sure a ricer. Heads up, stickers do not make your car faster...

Damn man, sounds like its going pretty rough for you. Whenever someone calls you go "Hey man, if you're going to talk crap about my car, why not put some money into it and race?" i'd seriously start trying to bring people out, because it sounds like its going way too far.

Some of these ppl should be smacked sideways until they learn some humility...In the real world the fastest cars seem to be owned by the guys who dont walk around bragging to everybody, thats why they absolutely smoke the smack talkers who have nothing

so true..... so true.....

chex kick his ass and take his money either on the street or fist to fist
and this crap of it being unreiable is bull. i think it was car and driver they stated the olny problem you will have with an srt-4 is when you reach 60k miles. you gotta change the turbo and your clutch but the clutch depends how you drive its not certain

just start calling him a pussy cause he wont race, usually theres nothing guys like that hate more.

I think i kind of ruined it for my self. The first person i raced last night was the "fastest" of the group with his aneversery addition GTI (wich is VERY nice btw handles like a dream). everyone was giveing me shit at the place i was at that the GTI would run me all over the place. I finally got pissed off enough that i ran him. I made the wrong choice and went all out on him. took it to 130 and destroyed him. I scaired the crap outa everyone else so now not many people wanna race me. :(

I think anyone that puts any type of badges on thier car is lame and for sure a ricer. Heads up, stickers do not make your car faster...


i agree, my badging comes stock was my point and he was calling it out because he thought i had put it on

I think i kind of ruined it for my self. The first person i raced last night was the "fastest" of the group with his aneversery addition GTI (wich is VERY nice btw handles like a dream). everyone was giveing me shit at the place i was at that the GTI would run me all over the place. I finally got pissed off enough that i ran him. I made the wrong choice and went all out on him. took it to 130 and destroyed him. I scaired the crap outa everyone else so now not many people wanna race me. :(


oh well at least u shut them up

Dude thats a good thing and a bad thing, now people wont talk shit anymore which is a very good thing, but on the other hand you now wont get more money, oh well, if it was me, i'd be happy enough to not have people talk anymore crap, screw the money.

I think i kind of ruined it for my self. The first person i raced last night was the "fastest" of the group with his aneversery addition GTI (wich is VERY nice btw handles like a dream). everyone was giveing me shit at the place i was at that the GTI would run me all over the place. I finally got pissed off enough that i ran him. I made the wrong choice and went all out on him. took it to 130 and destroyed him. I scaired the crap outa everyone else so now not many people wanna race me. :(

Forget the money because that right there is priceless. You can't buy the look on their faces after you blow the doors of their leader.

I think I may have you beat though when it comes to somebody acting stupid. This guy with an '87 5.0 told me he had 3.55 Shelby racing gears that made him do 160, yes 160, in third gear. He also had a buddy hook him up with a full police package dull suspension upgrade, whatever the hell that means. I finally asked him if he had a second transmission put in to handle all this power and he said "yeah I had it put in with the gears."

its so fun owning ricers! i think at a family party today, i owned like...4 ricers, they have cars too, and i still owned them! hahahah..