I think i'll change my shorts now!!

Howdy y'all. When I got off work tonight, my co-worker with a 2000 Monte SS and I thought it would be fun to race away from the work place. I have a 1997 Blazer 4X4 and I new i'd get smoked but thought what the hell. As we hammered it from a 20 mph roll the Monte pulled about a car on me in the right lane and as I was watchjng the tach and her, I neglected to see the deer about 40 yards ahead. When I saw the deer (I don't know whos eyes were bigger) I jammed the brakes and at 65-70 mph my blazer got sideways as the monte was leaving me in the dust and the deer stood in the road staring at me, all I could think about was when Bill Cosby said "shit, first you say it then you do it." All in all it wasn't to bad, I got beat, the deer didn't die, Blazers tip easilly and I need new pants. Hope your night is better than mine. AND ALWAYS KEEP CLEAN SHORTS ON HAND IN CASE OF DEER. :banghead:

Wait so did you end up tipping your car???? Youre lucky I hear horrible deer horror stories all the time. You not only gotta be careful racing on the streets in general but even more so at night.

Wait so did you end up tipping your car???? Youre lucky I hear horrible deer horror stories all the time. You not only gotta be careful racing on the streets in general but even more so at night.


No I didn't tip it over just did the 2 wheel thing a couple of times as I went back and forth on the road.

reminds me of a story of someone my friend knows, he goes to school up in purchase ny, over there, its like the boonies. his friend in the SRT-4 was just driving home maad tired, and all of hte sudden he saw a deer and he couldn't move out of the way quick enough. he swore that as the deer rolled over his hood, he saw the deer's face going "eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh" and looked him in the eye while it was rolling over his hood in slow motion. the whole cars front end was totaled and the deer was dead.

I live in So. Illinois. Also known as deer central. 9 in 10 people have hit a deer.

My cousin totaled her car when she tryed to avoid a deer. She ended up hitting it head on then rolling her car sideways. Bad times...

Ripped up my front end on a deer.

It's not clear to me, did you hit the deer or not?

I've dodged more deer and geese and other animals more times than I care to remember, but never hit one yet *crosses fingers*

It's not clear to me, did you hit the deer or not?

Nope. I managed to miss it.

Ive dodged three dear directly in front of me since november at 80mph

NW PA here and have my own fair share of deer stories. Hmm which one to tell, ok the scariest one.

I'm coming home from work in my 76 Dodge Charger Daytona, (Looks like a Cordoba) and it's about 11:30 at night and I'm doing about 70 on a 2 lane highway, I went around a curve and started descending a hill, at the very top of the uphill side the highway curves to the left and there is this car parked on a side road that angles off to the right at the curve with the high beams on and pointing straight in my lane, as I cross the bridge at the bottom of the hill and start my climb back up again I start flashing my high beams on and off and this guy doesn't dim them down, I kept repeating the flashing but to no avail so now i'm thinking this guy is an asshole so I left my high beams on, I get to the top of the hill with my vision severly blinded by this jerk and just before I started entering the curve all of a sudden I hit something HARD! The front end made impact and then I felt the rear of the car lift and it almost put me out of control, I regained control of the car after a couple of fishtails and instantly thought I ran over this guy parked on the road and started freaking! I slammed on the brakes and did a U-turn fearing the worst and drove back to where the impact was. I get there and get out and I'm shaking like mad expecting to find a dead body laying in the road, here the guy had parked on the side road road and was shining his lights on a dead deer laying in my lane that got hit by another vehicle, he was about to walk out into my lane and drag it off to the side but when he saw me coming he decided to wait until I passed then drag it off the road, my problem was my vision was so compromised by his high beams and could not see the dead deer laying in my path. First thing out of his mouth was "I saw you coming so I left my lights shining on the deer so you could see it to avoid it!" After a few choice words about being blinded by his lights and couldn't see squat I finally helped the guy drag what was left off to the berm and then we went our separate ways.

And get this, I get home and check out the car, thankfully there was no visable damage from the incident other than some fur here and there. So I go inside and get ready for bed still nervous about what happened 15 mminutes earlier, I turned on the radio's sleep timer to listen to some tunes and lull me to sleep and right off the bat what do I hear? "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band! If I had a hammer handy I would of smashed the sucker!

In drivers ed we watched a whole damn video on dear and how to avoid them. Then at the end of the movie they told us just to hit them rather then try to avoid them and risk hitting something else or rolling :lol:



My dads Landy with Brush bars OWNS dear :evillol:

In drivers ed we watched a whole damn video on dear and how to avoid them. Then at the end of the movie they told us just to hit them rather then try to avoid them and risk hitting something else or rolling :lol:


wtf is that???
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I hate deer, I went down to Del Rio, which is around 8 hours from here, and like the whole way there when it was dark, deer was everywhere, and I was following my mom so I was scared like "Oh shit, I hope she doesnt hit one" and then I see her like move out of the way and a deer just sits there and looks at me and finally runs away when it starts hearing my exhaust, fucking deer. And wtf is up with that drivers Ed vid? Talk about South park stupid, like the video they did about volcano safety to just duck and put your hands over your head and the lava will go over your head. Lol

My father was driving me home while I was sick last wed . We were on 84 and I'm asleep in the back and i wake up with this huge thunk and the sound of gravel on the bottom of the car. Turns out we hit a dead deer in the road. The whole front right of the car and down the side was red from blood and there was fur everywhere. I got the job of cleaning deer guts ouf the fog light.

few. I must be a very lucky man to live in a country were we only hit rabbits and ducks. Still they can damage the front end pretty badly.
Had one incidint with a rabbit last year. It smashed up my foglight.

My father was driving me home while I was sick last wed . We were on 84 and I'm asleep in the back and i wake up with this huge thunk and the sound of gravel on the bottom of the car. Turns out we hit a dead deer in the road. The whole front right of the car and down the side was red from blood and there was fur everywhere. I got the job of cleaning deer guts ouf the fog light.

:wtf: How did he not see a dead deer laying in the road? It's not like they're the size of a squrriel or rabbit.

the olny thing we gotta dodge are stray dogs cats and an occasional dumbass that desides to cross the street when you're drivng by last time i had to dodge a dog i almost ende up a pink stain on a light poll

I hate deer! When i was little kid my cousin and i were riding home with my mom and a deer jumped out in front of us... It left pieces of it's neck hanging off the front head light, and if it's hoof had hit an inch higher on the passenger side rear door my cousin would probably be dead now. When we got back home my dad told my cousin and i a story about "deer man" and how, now that we've killed one of it's kind he would come and get revenge on us... That was so mean, we stayed up all night scared off our ass, i've hated deer ever since.

We were behind a truck and it came out from under the truck and he was afraid if he tried to swerve to miss it he would get it wit the edge of the tiers and risk tipping the car. So instead he aimed for the ribcage...

you guys should come down to FL. No deer here but you will have your occasional old person aimlessly walking across the street.

you guys should come down to FL. No deer here but you will have your occasional old person aimlessly walking across the street.

Yea down there all the dear get eaten by alligators :iceslolan I wonder what hitting a alligators like? that’s got to suck.

Deer in Florida are about the size of a large dog, nothing like the Whitetails here in PA, them suckers are BIG!

We were behind a truck and it came out from under the truck and he was afraid if he tried to swerve to miss it he would get it wit the edge of the tiers and risk tipping the car. So instead he aimed for the ribcage...


lol...why the ribcage?

The closest i ever got to hitting an animal was going down a steep hill around 50...and just in time I saw what I thought was a dog. Thankfully there was a good sized shoulder so instead of locking up the breaks i just hit the gas and swerved onto the shoulder just in time. Oh it ended up just being a stupid opossum. The worlds most useless animal.