If you were being processed for DUI

How far would you go to try and avoid a conviction?


http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/EdmontonSun/News/2005/03/30/976548-sun.html


TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyser after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," Insp. Tom McDonald said.

Arrested Sunday after his pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was put in a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

Breathalyser tests registered twice the legal limit of alcohol in the man, he said. The man was charged with impaired driving.

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Drunk drivers can all eat shit as far as I care.

woah Kev..LMFAO.....and yes same opinion, but never thought that one would be so literal about it

OMFG that is nasty!!!

What an idiot. Isn't that toxic anyways? I'm pretty sure it's not good for you.

Well your shit basically consists of what your body doesn't need/want, so I would assume it would be bad for you. Saw that a few days ago somewhere, and I agree...very nasty, but he deserves it.

Its a good thing he didn't die after he ate it. :lol:

Hmm. I guess that gives people another reason why they don't want to have a breathalyzer in their mouth.

Only in Canada

Hope he brushed.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif

Suddenly i'm not so hungry anymore...

Only in Canada

And after a crazy night of drinking and clubbing (seals that is !!!). :lol:

What a moron.

So would that make him full of shit???

So would that make him full of shit???

In theory... :lol:

there was this one guy who ripped his boxers up and chewed on them during the ride in the back of the police car, and it caused him to pass the breathalizer. Wait... I might have read that in here a while back. I dont know. But this reminds me of it. However, there is nothing on the planet that could influence me to stuff my mouth full of shit.

So would that make him full of shit???


Yeah- @ both ends! :lol2: