The damned dog...
tonioseven
03-31-2005, 03:53 PM
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table
heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,
her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing
under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
"Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across
her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer rrrriiip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table
heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,
her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing
under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
"Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across
her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer rrrriiip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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dugie6551
03-31-2005, 03:57 PM
:lol: :jump3:
Damn dogs anyways ...
Damn dogs anyways ...
crayzayjay
03-31-2005, 04:06 PM
:lol2:
95cord
03-31-2005, 04:12 PM
:lol:
jswillmon
03-31-2005, 04:14 PM
Classic
Raz_Kaz
03-31-2005, 04:40 PM
:lol: HA HA HA
'97ventureowner
04-01-2005, 12:06 AM
No matter how many times I hear that joke, it's still funny!
93rollaracer
04-01-2005, 12:25 AM
:rofl: nice
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