Easter Joke
tim1950
03-26-2005, 06:03 PM
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
crayzayjay
03-26-2005, 06:37 PM
:lol2:
jcsaleen
03-26-2005, 06:57 PM
:rofl:
Damien
03-26-2005, 08:02 PM
Score! :grinno:
sivic02
03-26-2005, 08:34 PM
hahaha thats one of the best jokes ive heard in a while.... :yugosmili BOY!
clawhammer
03-26-2005, 08:41 PM
Funny Joke :lol:
Oz
03-26-2005, 08:51 PM
:lol2:
fredjacksonsan
03-26-2005, 09:23 PM
:cwm27:
andy2005
03-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Good one!
GritMaster
03-26-2005, 11:42 PM
heh It's good, but I've heard it before :P
CassiesMan
03-27-2005, 02:38 AM
Pretty good. My personal favorite joke revolving around Easter is this:
So its the night before Jesus death. He sits alone in the Garden, praying to God, asking for forgiveness and strength. As he sits there, he hears footsteps, and turns to see Judas runnign towards him.
"Jesus, Jesus, I have great news my Lord!" he exclaims.
Jesus smiles brightly. "Did you decide not to turn on me, sparing me from cruxifiction, saving my life on this earth so I may continue my teachings?"
Judas was quiet for a moment. In too smiled brightly, then replied, "No, I still turned you in, but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by using Geico!"
So its the night before Jesus death. He sits alone in the Garden, praying to God, asking for forgiveness and strength. As he sits there, he hears footsteps, and turns to see Judas runnign towards him.
"Jesus, Jesus, I have great news my Lord!" he exclaims.
Jesus smiles brightly. "Did you decide not to turn on me, sparing me from cruxifiction, saving my life on this earth so I may continue my teachings?"
Judas was quiet for a moment. In too smiled brightly, then replied, "No, I still turned you in, but I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by using Geico!"
bayouwolf
03-27-2005, 06:31 PM
Tim= funny as hell!:lol2:
cassie= :thumbsdow:
cassie= :thumbsdow:
Ridenour
03-27-2005, 07:33 PM
Tim's was a knee-slapper!
or, as I like to say...
"That's A Zzzzinger!!" :)
or, as I like to say...
"That's A Zzzzinger!!" :)
'97ventureowner
03-27-2005, 11:00 PM
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