Dumbest/funniest thing you did in high school

I was reading a post on a local bulletin board about a kid who was about to get kicked out of school for spitting out a window and somehow it evolved to stupid stuff people did in high school, the best I have heard so far was taking a Shit on the vice principal desk while an in school suspension.

I was reading this thread and nearly pissed myslef laughing thinking this could be a great thread for here

so let's hear em all your funny stories from high school

I would contribute but unfortunatly had a fairly uneventful school life in a small school.

Kun

on the last day of school last year we had a condome water ballon fight. it was awesome...funny and stupid at the same time ...it cought up with us and we all got suspended for 10 days the next year....lol. oh and yes we got the principle really good, had to make it worth it.

I don't think I did anything funny in high school.

I sure as hell did a lot of dumb things though. Almost on a daily basis.

I got caught once smoking by the cop assigned to our school while ditching class and then said real loud "oh shit" when he saw me. Then I dropped the cigarette on the ground and he said, "what, are you littering now too!?"

I skipped so much school that if I had missed one more class I would have not graduated.

I dropped my diploma in front of everybody right after the principal handed it to me.

I took algebra 3 times and only passed the third time because I cheated. I then went on to Geometry and failed that of course.

I was tried many extremely unusual fashion styles, hair colors, hair styles, etc. Not so much dumb, just kinda weird altogether.

Various bus tickets for random stupid things.

The guys I dated were pretty dumb too.

I'm sure there's more that I will think of later. I basically just skipped school A LOT. That's it really.

I never did anything when I was still in high school, but I did something the year after I graduated. I was with a friend who graduated with me and another friend who was still there for another year. Our school signed a deal with Coke to get $ to build a big track, turf field, and new gym. I was bitter because my senior year they seemed to have all this $ to make the jocks happy, but they didn't even have enough to buy books, pencils, and chalk for the school year. So once the track and football were finished we decided to get a little pay back. We went to a local K-mart and bought a bottle of bleach and a can of white spray paint. We went to the field (which was left unlocked) and we did what we had to do. We spilled the entire bottle of bleach all over the brand new field and I sprayed a nice "oz" at the 40 yard lines (40 ounce). The bleach did nothing at all to it, and the turf was easy to clean so they washed the oz's off. Apparently there was a long announcment the following Monday about how someone vandalized the new field. Good times.

Been in 2 years now and I can't say I've done anything dumb, funny, or embarrasing.

But there's still another year left for that. :|

YAY..i like this thread..hehe

Well I only went to highschool for one year..after my freshman year my mom signed me out and I got home school stuff from the goverment. Well it was cool cause I ended up getting my diploma when I was 17 and I was able to work full time then. But the reason they signed me out was I was kinda [a nerd] with no friends and everyone hated me there and was really mean to me. And i'm not exagerating I mean..kids went outta their way to fuck with me and I just didn't know how to deal with it..at that time.
So anyways on my last day there I was giving some bullcrap "speech" or something in english class and the jocks in teh back were laughing at me and saying some wise ass crap.. and I just stopped my speech and was like "shut the fuck up forest" (that was the lead dumbasses name) and after class they were all like WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS ALAN, lol! I was just laughign at them..so I left after lunch that day and I had some white spray paint I brought..cause I knew it was my last chance to get the ass. So I went in the parking lot on my way home and spray painted his jeep tires white.. My dad was so proud hehe.

But if that sounds like I' was just being a jerk it's not that way..you have no idea the shit i put up with from these guys for years.

Well that's my "funniest memory"

got drunk in school once. thats about it.

and devaney,i hope your a girl. if so, hey how u doin?

My friend was picking his little brother up from a soccer game and there was only 5 minutes left, so he went to the front gate and asked the tiket person if he could just go in, the person said no not unless he pays for a ticket, what pissed my friend off was he just saw the kid let in a bunch of his friends for free..... so he found his car and took a dump on his winsheild...

...so he found his car and took a dump on his winsheild...
LOL. That's the kind of thing you do in the summer time when the person has their windows rolled down. Then you just reach in their car and flip the wiper to the on setting, preferably high speed so it flings it as well as smears.

ya, well, it was summer, and the kid did try and use his wipers, and squirters..... made quite a mess.

got drunk in school once. thats about it.

and devaney,i hope your a girl. if so, hey how u doin?



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lmao, oh boy, i have some

doing reverse donuts in the football field on lunch break in the civic, with my buddy like 40 feet away in his aerostar doing donuts as well...

driving around the track around the field

me and 3 other buddys pants 4 hot chicks infront of like 50 people in main ro (main meeting area)

got kicked outta lots of assemblys for causing a "ruckas"

my buddy sitting on caf trays and going down stairs

every week we'd borrowing the elevator key so one of us could use it to take a nap lmao

running around the halls being idiots,

having teachers chase us afterwards

on april fools one day we got kids to come early and we all parked in the staff spots

we blocked the principals car in one day

put blocks under the principals car, and even wheel chocks so he couldnt leave lol

the last day me and like 15 other guys parked our cars on the football field and took our plates off, an announcement came on saying we had to move them imediately so we all said we had to goto the bathroom (different classes) and we all had ski masks, swapped keys, the principal and VP were outside waiting for us, we all just ran for the cars and jumped in and took off for awhile and parked in the plaza parking lot down the street lol

walk past random people and play bag tag and laugh our ass off when they were laying on the ground in the fetal position lol

bring water guns to school dances hehehe, that was fun, expecially at the formals

think thats it tho, we did lots of stupid shit in school

nice stuff there. i cant think of things right now, but theres a thread of me hitting a chick with my car the other day, that was pretty amazing.

oh and driving by really close to the bus stop after school after it rained a lot and soaking everyone, that was good... man theres so much, i'll think of more later, gotta get to work now.

lots of shit....


smoking weed in the bathrooms

waterballoons at the teachers

water guns

eggings

one time my friend dressed up in full scream costume and came thru the window of algebra class and silly stringed the teacher ahahaha

uhm one kid ripped off the thermostat off the wall in class and stuff started spraying out of it and the school was evacuated....

universal remotes were brought in and started f**king with the tvs during exams (every class had a tv)

one of our bathrooms was set on fire lol and was closed for months

we had a huge glass window/pyramid in the middle of the school and one day we came in and there was sh*t smeared all over it...

live chickens and mice on seperate occasions were released in the halls

of course donuts in the field

we hated our algebra teacher so we put exlax in her coffee. as soon as she left "for an emergency" we turned every desk around facing the other way including the teachers desk. she came back and didnt know what to do it was great


oh my god so many stupid stories and or memories of high school....

I think the only good stories I had was when i had a teacher get pissed at me, flip me the finger, and threatened to kill me in front of an entire class. Stupid 1rst year teach eventually wrote me up for cussing but luckily, I didn't get in trouble for it....

durning the homecoming dance i rounded up about 20 friends and made a wall, behind that wall was me putting on a penis suit, got it on and ran to the dance floor and everyone started chanting my last name and tehn i damn near got tackled by the administrators/principle..... im only a sophmore, with much more to come in my years, jus tonight i got caught in a car that wasnt mine pushing shopping carts with the car) into curbs goin roughly 35-40 by the mall security, luckily i used to goto church with the security guy and he let me go, thanks GOD, that would of been my 3rd ticket within a year which means no license for me

We push shop vacumes from our shop class down like 3 flights of stairs when they are full of sawdust, that and light stuff on fire and make everyone in the class evacuate...ahh good stuff lol

well lets see, a couple of big highlitghts last year were, my buddies mom died of cancer, he went down hill and got busted smoking opiuts on campus, in the parking lot, got expelled for half the year, and is still number 4 in our class..... use to make metal boxes, put the cafiteria milk in it, then put it in the tileing of a class that you had the year b4 and didnt like the teacher, give it three days and OMG the smell... there are signs all over our school abt divercity, and right beleow every single one is something like "black physics day" or " hispanic chemistry program" at a scool that was once promenetlh white, and now due to political reasoning is mainly black... the fun we have with those posters

Hrmm...funniest thing... I would have to say one friend holding front door open, one holding back door open, CBR 600, and a burnout all the way down the main hall.

i think DOUG has got us all beat with the burn out, thats pretty hardcore

Got to love those senior pranks

yeah me too, cept im only a soph, i have more to come

we had a sub in my geometry class and somehow ended up talkin to this guy about knives...said he had a bunch in his car b/c his dad is a dealer...went to his car during class brought a katana and stupid me started showing people...

skip to anatomy an physiology class...already put thekatana in my locker...assistant principal comes to my class and brings me to the office...they search me and my bookbag and said someone told them i had a sword...told them i didn't...went to the bathroom and said the longest prayer :lol: well they wanted to go check out my locker...as i'm leavin the guy i brought it from is being escorted in...he says "don't worry about it"...so i take the assistant principal to my bros girlfrien locker...told them i kept stuff in there...they said they wanted to see my locker...so we're headin to my locker when i seea friend go in the bathroom...i tell them i have to go to the bathroom...i rush in, tell my friend the situation, give hime my locker # and combination...i wait a minute and come out...we walk to my locker as my friend is leaving with the katana...assistant principal is satisfied and lets me go :D ...i get the katana on the school bus and the guy i got it from got expelled...

forgot...stink bombs in the hall

during spanish, thur fruit and other stuff across the room while the teacher had his back turned, started a fire in a des, thru a desk out the window

and once when the power went out, we were in the cafeteria and i thru an orange across the room...apparently it hit someone b/c i saw an apple flying thru the air

Jacked a teachers car keys and went to her car. She drove a little geo HB shitmobile thing that weighed all of 1000 pounds. We drove it to the other side of the school and put it in between the high parts where a loading dock was. We picked it up and moved it sideways untill it was all the way in between the walls. This thing couldn't have been in there tighter. Returned the keys and she never knew. Needless to say she got it out minus two bumpers and one power steering pump. Hahaha And once covered the entire back parking lot with plastic forks and we forked the front lawn. ahhhh it was great.

Damn you guys are nuts!

I has some stink bombs I broke open in my cafeteria once, that shit was funny as hell. Took the old v8 wagon I had and did doughnuts in the practice football field.

The dumbest thing I ever did was let my friend drive my wagon while waiting in line to get out of the parking lot. I had to fix my amp 'cause I just did a burnout for someone who thought I couldn't do it. My amp came disconnected (and you know I had to be thumpin') so I went in the back seat and connected it, and when I went to get out I put my foot on the ground right as he started to go. My foot got caught under the back wheel of this 3500 lb 1984 Pontiac Paresiene monster and then when I was screaming, he stopped right on my ankle. At this point the whole back wheel was propped up by my ankle and I just told him to go GOGOGO! and ended up driving half way up to my knee and then got off.

If I wouldn't have jumped out on to the ground and flattened out, my leg would've broke no doubt, and it would've been nasty.

I didn't end up with anything broken amazingly (drink milk) but they did take me to the hospital and an ambulance showed up and shit it was nuts!


I can't remember anything else really...but I still have mad nerve damage and really thin skin in a little area on my left ankle to this day.

Caught the school bus on fire

Threaten to kick a teachers ass

Told a teacher to fuck off and threaten to piss on her desk right then and there

drive nails in my boots in shop class and kick people

Getting an A in shop class one day after eating pills and not remembering that day afterwards

Threw a teachers phone out of the window

Walked down the hall smoking a joint

There's more but I'll stop there. My highschool life didnt last long. lol

Caught the school bus on fire

Threaten to kick a teachers ass

Told a teacher to fuck off and threaten to piss on her desk right then and there

drive nails in my boots in shop class and kick people

Getting an A in shop class one day after eating pills and not remembering that day afterwards

Threw a teachers phone out of the window

Walked down the hall smoking a joint

There's more but I'll stop there. My highschool life didnt last long. lol

damn man you need a hug, rolemodel somethin. Did you not get much love at home?

my friends while everyone was in class, riped out porn pictures and put them all over the school. it was hilarious seeing the principle stuffing porno into his suit vest hahaha

There was awhile where every afternoon I'd come out to the parking lot to find my Chevette turned sideways cuz it was picked up and moved. I always had to wait until the people parked next to me moved.
Sophomore Biology class was taught by an Hasidic Jewish guy who wore the same clothes all week long. On one of his last days (he lasted less than a year), this dude who never showed up decided to show up and then provoked the teacher, got him out of the class and this girl took out her used tampon and put it on the overhead projector slide. Then the teacher came back in, tried to remove the tampon from the slide to the trash can with his foot, turning his back on the class, and was nailed by about 30 paper balls...

mean little white kids

you guys did some funny stuff, im a senior this year, i did stink bomb in a class room, got 5 days, i live like next door to the school, so i do some midnight rampages, i threw old pudding all over the building, and one into the gym, me and my friend set up amps and drums outside the building and had a late night band practice in the parking lot lol, and thats about it, so far my favorite on here is the CBR down the hallway, i would have loved to see that