Season II; Episode I: The Chase Down

First off, Civ died of a massive ego overload. It exploded, and he just fell the the ground kinda twitching for a while. Nobody tried to bring him back. So this is where I come in. Just regular old Chris.

Kinda funny this just happened today. Normally when I get off from work, I get back in to town and the high school is on their lunch break. So a lot of chillens are driving around town. Well, I was just about home, and I was turning at a stop sign. Just behind this Big Ol' Chevy (it was actually new) and there were a coupla cute girls inside. The driver was pretty cute too.

Well, the truck was about to go straight, so I went to make my move and turn left. The girl got about half way into the street, and then made a sharp 90 degree turn. WTF!!?? No signal, the poorest excuse for a turn I have ever seen, so I had to gun it to get ahead of them before she decided to gas it and bash my car. So quick reflexes got me ahead of her. Whew, close call. But nope, somehow I pissed her off. She didn't signal, and then almost hit me, and she was pissed at me?! The dumb chick starts riding the back of my bumper like I was a poodle and she was a German Sherpherd.

So, I gave her a little brake check, and she jammed the brakes. Funny because I could see all of her passengers including her, jerk forward, the passenger nearly hitting the dash, and the girls in back flying into their front seats :rofl:. Priceless. But instantly she was back on my rear end. So alright, lets see if they are up for a chase. I gun it to 50 mph, signal, make a right turn, and get back onto main st. Sure enough they start following me again. Alright, check for cops, traffic...nope. Floor it! The Chevy does too, but they are falling back slowly. 3rd and I'm going up to 80. A light changes yellow, and then red, I make it through the intersection no problem. Still red, and the dumbasses floor it right through, cutting off someone who was about to go! PMS, must be.

Not wanting to endanger anyone else, I pull of to the next residential area, and pull over to the side of the road. Sure enough, they follow, and fly-by me two of the girls flipping me off. I return the gesture and wave them to come back. So they flip a bitch, and come back. The driver rolls down her window. But then she has a drink in hand. She goes to throw it at me with her right hand out the window. In doing so, she spilled the drink on herself, and basically threw an empty cup at me, which still missed. Dumbasses...

They stopped at the stop sign, but reversed to come back because I was still waiting. The back window opens up, and three girls with drinks come crawling out the back. Alright, whatever. I flip them off, and punch it. I take a right on the next street, and then take another right, and then one more to put myself back onto main. I floor it, go to my original street and then head home. Check the rearview, no sign, so I finally return home. All this in a period of 20 minutes. Chicks are crazy. The funny thing is, she almost hit me, and she got pissed. But I wouldn't have bothered to chase them down, unless I wanted to get a number or something, but these girls were nuts. I'm pretty sure they were all high schoolers. I swear they were all on their period or something too. Well, I'm alright, still a little hyped up from the chase. That had to be the first time I was ever chased down, and it wasn't because the girls wanted a piece of me. Someday the girls will give me that kind of treatment, but not today. And not from any high school girls. Enjoy! L8...

nice

haha, WOW...I've had a few similar encounters...one involved a paintgun, luckily they had bad aim as well. Good to know they didn't screw up your ride.

Wow... You had me pretty excited at first...hot chicks in a truck :naughty: Then their pms had to kick in and ruin everything!!! I love it when girls try to act hard in their vehicles. :lol:
Glad she got a nice lap full of drink instead of you getting it on your car.

YAHHOOOOOO Civ is back! I still got Franky Nuñes on the line waiting to play your role in the movie, just have your people call my people.
crazy story bro, I've been chased and I've chased but never involving HS girls.

Didn't you hear Musashi??!! Civ passed away.

First off, Civ died of a massive ego overload. It exploded, and he just fell the the ground kinda twitching for a while. Nobody tried to bring him back. So this is where I come in. Just regular old Chris.

Yeah it was pretty tragic, for about 2 seconds. Meh, he was over paid anyway. L8...

interesting story...doesnt get any better than that ^.^

Didn't you hear Musashi??!! Civ passed away. L8...

Dude, someone is still gonna have to play the role of CivRacer though.


so how does one die of massive ego overload? my ego is huge, we have to take seperate cars to work every morning. should I have that diagnosed?

on a side note my wife read your post and then smirked and said "great so he got her all wet!" I was like wtf? and she smiled......"she spilled the drink on herself, now the poor little thing is all wet"
I thought it was funny since its comming from a girl.

on a side note my wife read your post and then smirked and said "great so he got her all wet!" I was like wtf? and she smiled......"she spilled the drink on herself, now the poor little thing is all wet"

:rofl: I can't help it, it's what I do :sunglasse . Meh, she paid the price for her stupidy. Maybe she might have cooled off a bit having done so. I just hope I don't see them around, because the live in S-ville somewhere, and it's a pretty small town. For all I know, she's on the next block. L8...

:eek7: :rofl: I don't know how people get sooo mad just driving. I'm sure it had something to do with the peer pressure of all the girls in one automobile. It must have been an estrogen hurricane in that cab.

Idiot women just want to be sworn at and be treated like a woman

Oh, that's nothing. On a Sunday morning I was driving to road on a country road (speed limit 55). A van turns out in front of me, slowing me down to like 45. A short stretch of road is coming up, so I decide to pass, in 5th gear, expecting a short pass. Well, next thing I know she is speeding up, over 60, and me not expecting it I decide to slow down and get behind her. Next light we both make a right on to a 4-lane street, and I'm in second and go around her easily. Just to "teach her a lesson" I get in front of her and do like 5 under the limit. So she switches lanes, and as soon as I see her blinkers, I move over also. She then starts tailgating me. I don't care about it, becuase now I'm going 10 under the limit, just to make her even more mad. Then I need to turn unto a small street to go to my workplace, and she starts following me. Then I turn into an even smaller street, and she's still coming after me, so I knew that she was following me on purpose. Well, never the less, her minivan was no match for my tiny Honda, and I easily lost her. Sorry to hijack the threa CivRacer.

haha you get the driver wet, that's priceless, but I'm glad to hear that they didn't get ne thing on ur car, because that's just bogus

haha what a crazy bitch.....so did you get her number?

well chris, i must say... you ran from a truck filled with women.....

priceless...


However, i woulda gotten out of the car and pretended to have a piece on you. I've done that before and it scared the shit out of some stupid redneck guy.

lesson - girls shouldn't drive trucks. Period (no pun intended)

Rofl

That reminds me of the time this caviler was boxing me in, just for his laughs, Then I went off on a exitramp, I saw it went right through, I did like, 90 and flew ahead of him then he ran with me till like, 110, I started about 2 cars ahead and finished like 4 cars ahead. It was great(That was when I was driving my V6 02 camry. Yours is better. HAHA underground! :grinno:

Idiot women just want to be sworn at and be treated like a woman


harsh...