April Fools!

I think we've all been fooled before....maybe some more recently than others...what are your plans? I know mine are to be right here at AF...although still not happy with the situation hehehe Anyone planning anything?

hunting each and everyone's cars down who post on AF COT, and pelting it with eggs and paintballs

owning ppls pranks like a certin websites *cough af cough*

Sitting by my car with a paintball gun incase anybody tries to throw shit at my car.

camo airsofting on my roof.

one word. Pr0n.

sit outside my house naked on a lawn chair...and when people walk by i'll yell april fools!!

I don't think this is a joke, I have benn drinking toniite. And I am taking this hard. This is tragic to AF man.
No more Toksin, come on.

I love Toskin too, but oh well......

So, April Fools. Dont' know, I plan like the day before it works out. Gotta alot i can do here in college. I just et ya'll know how it goes althougth i like drummer's idea.

I dont know whats gonan happen on April Fools day. I already got pranked when someon I know threw actual wet toliet and turds and smerad it all over my doors on my car and I end up having to reoprt it to the police *sigh*

Dude, that is the worst, stupidest prank I have ever heard. How old is this guy, 12?

I plan on laying a brick wall in front of a friends front door at night. Should be surprising and annoying, the perfect combination for a prank.

I think Im gonna just revert back to my 12 year old days...cellophane on toilets, prank calls, the usuall

Did the cellophane on the toilet ever work for you? My victims always used to see right through it, just not in the way I wanted.

Ive gotten it to work before...worse part is that it was number 2...

^do not start on this subject whether this be a joke by the mods or not cause they will close in whether to make us believe or just cause its real and they're tired of us doin it.

If u look up April Fools in the searh, u'll see what they did before and how pointless it was freakin out everyone.

Moving on, I said my 2 cents, just tryin to keep this alive.

Make some really bad investment recommendations to my clients and say "haha! April fools!"

Maybe a few pranks in the office would be a better idea :uhoh:

April 1st is my birthday so I'll probably be severely fucked up. :cheers:

im makin "special" brownies for everyone here!lol j/k, no fools planned yet.

I will know when it gets here.

I dont know whats gonan happen on April Fools day. I already got pranked when someon I know threw actual wet toliet and turds and smerad it all over my doors on my car and I end up having to reoprt it to the police *sigh*

omg that's just foul! That sucks ass

One time when my bro and sis were kids, around 8-9. They took the neighbor's dog shits in their yard, and made a sandwiche outta it. They then gave it to our other neighbor (like a 9 year old boy) who they didn't like. He was going to take a bite, like literaly he had his mouth open and was about to eat a turd sandwich, but I think it was my sister who poked him in the eye with a stick or something, and then my neighbor dropped the sandwiche and it opened or something, and he noticed that it was dog shit... Imagine if he ate that, that's traumatizing.

Ive got about 6000 paintballs I need to get rid of before they get to old to shoot :lol2: then ill be at my grandmothers for her b day

I quit.

im makin "special" brownies for everyone here!lol j/k, no fools planned yet.
ooh ooh are those the ones with the "special frosting"????

ooh ooh are those the ones with the "special frosting"????

Only on yours.

Anywho, I might fudge around with the shipping paperwork that day to freak some people. Too bad that will only work if people ship important stuff.

I'll to make sure to have a plan B.

Hold someone at gunpoint, squeeze off a blank and yell april fools.

Hold someone at gunpoint, squeeze off a blank and yell april fools.

:wtf:
Thats just wrong...On so many levels.....

Going to put a fake horse that looks like my horse in his stall. This intended for my mother. Everyone that is involved finds it amuzing. I am going to haul him off in the middle of the night to the owner's sister's barn. I have been waiting a LONG time to do this to her. :iceslolan I do have the feeling there may be some MAJOR consequences but it will be worth it since it has been in planning for 2-3 years.

My dad is the department head for the College of Business at my school, so while he is working out on his lunch break I am doing the classic freezing a can of shaving cream, cutting out the bottom, and putting it in his desk drawer....couple hours later....FOAM PARTY!

Last year on April 1 on my way home from school I pulled over and called my mom. I told her that I had just gotten in an accident resulting from someone running a red light and hitting someone else, and that car spinning into me.

I told her that the police wanted her to come down. I pulled around the corner as she was coming out to her car just in time to yell APRIL FOOLS!

This year Im not so sure. I may talk to one of the administrators at my school and have them call her reporting that I got into a fight or got caught vandalizing the school and am facing expulsion. Or something.

I almost forgot my favorite April Fools joke. Me and my ex g/f went to my dads and she tied a small pillow across her stomach and while we were eating dinner we told him and my stepmom that she was pregnant...it was great.

This year Im not so sure. I may talk to one of the administrators at my school and have them call her reporting that I got into a fight and am facing expulsion.
I did that one year. I had them call like 2nd period 8:30 in the morning waking my dad up. Then at around noon my dad got a second call but it was for real this time. Some kid thought it would be funny to take my riding helemet from my boces bag and put in water. Little did he know it was a 400 dollar piece of equipment. It was REAL Velvet and rated for top riding competitions. I threw him out a closed window.

^Nice

Ace, I thinkinevery kid has done that. Callin' the rents and sayin ya been in an accident. Consequences = horrid

This girl thats really into me, her birthday is on april fools. I wanna do something but i dont know what. Any suggestions?

This girl thats really into me, her birthday is on april fools. I wanna do something but i dont know what. Any suggestions?


"Don't move. The condom just broke."

That should freak her out. :iceslolan

"Don't move. The condom just broke."

That should freak her out. :iceslolan

ROFLMAO

"Don't move. The condom just broke."

That should freak her out. :iceslolan


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gunna use that if i fuk her (which is a high possibility)

wraping someones car in cellophane is always a good laugh

My b/f is totally gullible (though he calls it "trusting")... I think I might tell him I'm pregnant... but he will be P-O'ED when he finds out it was just a joke... REALLY REALLY P-O'ED. Maybe I'll just show up at his work and tell him I am going to buy the bike I wanted.

Rubber band around the squirting thing in the sink, mom never learns.

Ohh and don't do the pregnant, death, car stuff.. thats just mean, specially the fake pregnancy one!

Well one thing I want to do is get 4 pigs number them 1,2,4 & 7 an let them loose in my school. this way theyl be looking for a while :evillol:

Not a damn thing.

Well one thing I want to do is get 4 pigs number them 1,2,4 & 7 an let them loose in my school. this way theyl be looking for a while :evillol:
Been done so many times in Va bch as senior prank. Works very well! :thumbsup:

Well one thing I want to do is get 4 pigs number them 1,2,4 & 7 an let them loose in my school. this way theyl be looking for a while :evillol:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm scard to do april fools because of getting ginxed. But i do them anyway. ha ha ha ha !!!

My april fools this year could be....????....????.....borrowing my friends car (pride and joy) no thats awful.......

Best one I've ever witnessed:

A few years ago I was living with 3 college buddies in an apartment, Tony, Paul, and Chris.

Chris was dating this girl, Tony and another guy Dave call Chris' gf and tell her to do the pregnant thing...well she doesn't want to go that far, but she decides she'll call and say she is breaking up with him. She does, he is visibly upset and crying to everyone, he goes locks himself in his room and puts on that music from "Requiem for a Dream'.

Tony and Dave think they have pulled off a great prank and are getting ready to tell him...but they get a call from his gf saying that he just called her and said that he is going to commit suicide. They FREAK...banging on his door, no reply. So Tony kicks down his door (big steel reinforced door) only to find a short note "I can't take this anymore type stuff" and his window wide open. They run out of the apartment searching the entire area, screaming his name.

What they don't know is that Paul had told Chris about the prank beforehand...so Chris told his gf to play along and act like she called, and then act like he had made the suicide call. As this was all going down, Paul opens his window and closed his door...Chris locked his door, went out his window and in through Paul's, closed Paul's window and is listening to all of this mayhem quietly in Paul's bedroom.

I, meanwhile, have been given the job of moving Chris' car. I come in, act like I know nothing and say I'll call the cops and suggest someone should check if his car is missing (to Tony and Dave as they run out the door frantically). Those two searched for hours. One drove all around town for 3 hours, the other drove all the way to Chris' home (3 hours away).

I never call the cops (obviously), Chris calls his parents and informs them to play along and not worry. Needless to say it was an amazing reversal and Dave and Tony were out for 3-6 hours, wasted tons of gas and toll money, and got pranked bad...

When they got back, Paul, Chris and I were sitting in our living room playing Halo and getting pretty drunk. :biggrin: It was AWESOME!

^ Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant :thumbsup:

Releasing livestock is a good thing. Just be careful not to get caught the results aren't good.

I think it would be funny to print up an eviction notice and put it on somebody's door. Maybe I'll do that to my sister.

Well one thing I want to do is get 4 pigs number them 1,2,4 & 7 an let them loose in my school. this way theyl be looking for a while :evillol:
Ha ha that's funny. Sounds like something I'd do.
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I would probably do the pi thing, just not sure where to get the pigs. I might also use one of the prank software programs from www.rjlsoftware.com (http://www.rjlsoftware.com) and tell my computer science (programming to be exact) teacher that the computer automatically formatted and that I lost all my data. :lol2:

thats neat software :evillol:

I would probably do the pi thing, just not sure where to get the pigs. I might also use one of the prank software programs from www.rjlsoftware.com (http://www.rjlsoftware.com) and tell my computer science (programming to be exact) teacher that the computer automatically formatted and that I lost all my data. :lol2:

What you need to do is get someone to get the teacher to go over and help them, then take a disk and load it up on his computer and when he sees you at the computer run the program so he thinks your formatting his computer, tried to do that to my old technology teacher but he caught my friend before he could load it up

This is the best April Fools joke I've witnessed. The names have been changed to protect the innocent...I think.

Ok, Scott and Steven were over at Jame's house playing NCAA football and just hanging out. These two guys, Eric and Wayne, thought it'd be funny to steal several construction signs and put them in Jame's front yard. Eric and Wayne thought James and them had gone to a baseball game so nobody was there. Well James, Scott, and Steven caught Eric and Wayne in the act and decided to have fun with it.

Once Eric and Wayne left they put the signs in Jame's garage. They then called up Steven's grandpa who is a dispatcher for the state police. They told him the story and gave him Wayne's vehicle, tag, and other personal information. Steven's grandpa then called Wayne's cell phone and told him he'd been caught stealing the construction signs. He gave Wayne his tag number, vehicle description, and other personal information, plus he gave Wayne his badge number and dispatcher number. He said that if he'd return them there'd be no problems or police involvement.

Well when Eric and Wayne went back to Jame's house the signs weren't in the front yard and they freaked out. So they go driving around town and "run" into James, Scott, and Steven. James and them told Eric and Wayne they never saw the signs when they went by his house and had no idea what they were talking about.

So Wayne and Eric call Steven's grandpa at his dispatcher number and tell him they can't find the signs. Steven's grandpa said that they better return the signs in one hour or he'll send police out for them to be arrested and felony charges will be put on them for stealing state property.

Well after almost an hour of searching Eric and Wayne go to the local police and turn themselves in and confess to stealing the signs. Well the local police had no idea about anything and Eric and Wayne just turned themselves in. While this was happening James, Steven, and Scott took the construction signs back to where they were taken from.

Well the police took Eric and Wayne to the construction site so they could show what they took. The police weren't to happy when the signs were all there and made Eric and Wayne look like a couple of lyers.