Never underestimate a woman . . .
JD@af
03-29-2002, 09:43 AM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they
crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man, that seems interesting. And I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! there's nothing left, but we're
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes,
I agree with you completely! This must be a sign
from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't
you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they
crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man, that seems interesting. And I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! there's nothing left, but we're
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes,
I agree with you completely! This must be a sign
from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't
you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:
SiRedge
03-29-2002, 09:50 AM
That's just nasty... :huh: :shocked:
Neutrino
03-29-2002, 09:56 AM
Hey didn't I read this same story earlier with the guy winning though???:confused:
PART
03-29-2002, 10:19 AM
repost different outcome this time though
MaxRX7
03-29-2002, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by PART
repost different outcome this time though
yup, the orginal was an old man and a teenager.....
repost different outcome this time though
yup, the orginal was an old man and a teenager.....
Sham365
03-29-2002, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by JD@af
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:
REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women will set your ass up in a minute.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:
REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women will set your ass up in a minute.
Neutrino
03-29-2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Sham365
REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women will set your ass up in a minute.
Words of Wisdom!!!:bandit:
REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women will set your ass up in a minute.
Words of Wisdom!!!:bandit:
YogsVR4
03-29-2002, 02:50 PM
Women are pretty straightforward. Either you take the fall for them or they'll set you up for the fall. The only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid. ;)
Neutrino
03-29-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Women are pretty straightforward. Either you take the fall for them or they'll set you up for the fall. The only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid. ;)
Excellent point.
Women are pretty straightforward. Either you take the fall for them or they'll set you up for the fall. The only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid. ;)
Excellent point.
boingo82
03-30-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
he only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid. ;)
Yes, that's what it's all about. :rolleyes:
he only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid. ;)
Yes, that's what it's all about. :rolleyes:
speediva
03-30-2002, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by boingo82
Yes, that's what it's all about. :rolleyes:
I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey.... :confused:
Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....
Yes, that's what it's all about. :rolleyes:
I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey.... :confused:
Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....
boingo82
03-30-2002, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey.... :confused:
Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....
Except when you "shake it all about".
I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey.... :confused:
Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....
Except when you "shake it all about".
Oz
03-30-2002, 04:13 AM
Lame.
Damien
03-30-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by ozriceboy
Lame.
Pretty much.........but still the truth. Sham is definently correct on this one.
Lame.
Pretty much.........but still the truth. Sham is definently correct on this one.
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