Worst thing everyone's done!!

OK, so maybe not the worst, and don't say anything TOO incriminating, and change the names to protect the guilty.


Here's a bad thing, that I find funny, and twisted. Not the worst, but the most entertaining by a long shot....

We had this roommate 5 months ago that hadn't signed the lease yet, but we were letting stay. his girlfriend came over and we hit it off and a week later i drank him under the table, because he was a HUGE lightweight, and then i slept with his girl. She broke up with him the next day and I come to find out she had never even slept with him. Then I called in sick for him and his manager was REALLY rude to me so I was rude back and we got into a (VERBAL) fight and I got him fired. Then a week later, i was dating his then ex and i kicked him out because he wrote me a bum check for rent, which was bum because he got fired and needed that last weeks pay for rent. We've been dating ever since and kid didn't do anything to me. I wouldda KICKED MY LILLY ASS... Then I took him to small claims court for writing the bum check that, when it bounced, they took the money from my account to cover my rent check. Now he's dating some other girl and after i got into an unrelated fight at my house at a party a few weeks ago, my g/f was shoing everybody out, and kid and his new g/f were upstairs in my roommates room talking. my girlfriend , liz, nicely asked them to leave, they agreed and as liz was leaving other chick goes "Whatever, BITCH!!" cuz she's stupid and thought it was some sort of "power thing." and liz just LOST IT... which nobody had ever seen before. both girls are pretty petite, so liz goes flying across the room like fucking wonderdog and tackled the other girl. other girl grabs her hair and liz is like "wtf are you doing!?" *WHAP* and decks her in the face. I was drunk so I didn't stop it. Plus it was a serious turn on. But I was too drunk to stay awake. And dood still hangs out with me.
So I slept with doods girlfriend when he didn't, while they were going out, got him fired, kicked him out of the house, sued him and won most of the money, then my girlfriend kicked his new girlfriend's ass. But the upside is that kid couldn't tell the truth to save his life: he's a chronic compulsive liar, so nobody felt for him.

:devil: :devil: Cyprus = AHOLE :devil: :devil: ...

(Gawd I hope im not the only person to post on here, otherwise this'll be really embarassing.)

Wow...you're a fucking douche bag :D

I've never done anything quite that retarded...I've done your basic run from the cops, eat a pound of skittles in an hour for free beer and stuff, but never stole anybody's girl. But then again I'd more than likely get my ass kicked if I did.

I've stolen some women...but then had to return them when the cops told me it's called kidnapping not stealing.






BTW, cyprus, your friend is a dumbass

that guy is the biggest pussy i've ever heard of in my life lmao I would of whooped your ass the first time you touched my girl (but you wouldnt of drank me under the table anyway :D)

Is this just bad things you've done to other people or bad things in general? Cause i've done alotta bad shit

I've stolen some women...but then had to return them when the cops told me it's called kidnapping not stealing.

:lol: Raz


Can't say I've ever done stuff like what Cyprus did, it takes some big ones to sue the boy for a bounced check, when you got him fired!!!! :lol:

I'm still surprised that the guy still hangs out with Cyprus

Dunno, I'll start the list. To be amended when I remember more stuff.

-Shaving my pubes with a mates razor and putting it back and not telling him.

-At New Years party, slept with chick I was sort of going out with. Then went and saw a good friend (who is HOT) who was upset because the guy she liked (said mate from first story) went home early and she didn't want to spend the night alone. So ended up doing her as well in the parents double bed whilst girl I was sorta seeing was sound asleep down the hall. Neither knew about the other even though it was ~10 metres away. And they still don't.

-Drove over my neighbours cat and quickly departed the scene (stupid thing was asleep under my car).

-Nearly caused a 5 car pile up whilst getting blown (MUCH harder than people make out - there isn't enough room!)

-Threw up in a corner of a uni lecture after a BIG night out (Sambucca for breakfast :thumbsup: ) and the thing got evacuated because of the smell. 1000+ people. Never owned up to that one.

-At the age of 7, convinced my 5 year old brother he could fly so he jumped off our second story balcony. 2 trips to the emergency room.

-Smashed my little brothers (the other one) jaw from the bottom with a hammer (accident) and his teeth went through his lip.

:rofl: :lol2:

Oz wins

I have 5 bros...I could easily win any sibling story.

Cheated on my girlfriend who apparently loved me. Went to homecoming with my girlfriend of 9 months, slept with her after the dance, then went to this girls house and fucked her. Pretty awful, I know.

-Drove over my neighbours cat and quickly departed the scene (stupid thing was asleep under my car).



hehehe

That's great.
I've never done anything bad ever.... :uhoh:

* Got someone fired at work.

* Punched my best mate in the face.

* Stole my best mate's gf (he's still my best mate).

* Cheated on girlfriends.

* Chucked up at a friend's place and blamed it on a guy who was so drunk he didn't remember what had happened and cleaned it up the next morning.

* Pushed my little bro down some stairs (i was about 7).

this isn't illegal, but it scared the crap out of me.

I accidently knocked my roomates box fan out of a 10th floor window at our old dorm. There were people smoking outside the entrance 100 ft below. Believe it our not, the electrical cord caught the fan and it never even turned off. I was hoping that nobody was watching me haul the fan back up 10 ft while it was blowing air at high speed.

My heartrate has never been higher since.

Slept with my buddies g/f while he was passed out on the floor.OF THE SAME ROOM! He was less than 3 feet away the whole time.(about 1 meter for those of you who read that side of the tape measure).
Ahhhh memories....

1) Ran from cop when my neigbors apartment got raided for weed. <--- very intense day!
2) Went on a drug run with my friend, he was sellin weed. It acutally fun, like a "behind the scenes" of a drug dealer!

Not really a bad thing, but its the thing I most regret doing ever in my life. When I was about 8 years old my father asked me to clean my room. Simple enough task, but I did not want to do it. I stomped off to my room and when I had gotten around the corner I looked back in his direction and shot him the bird. At that precise moment, my father was coming around the corner and saw me do it.

My father beat me until I literally had trouble walking for a few days. I consider that the worse thing I have ever done, not because of the beating, but because I know my father will always remember me doing that.

Rob

- pushed my brother down the stairs
- broke into a nursing home at 1 in the morning
- pissed in the middle of a gazebo
- smashed up a random car with a baseball bat
- tore up an elementary school field with T.C
- messed up somebody's face with my football cleats
- broke into the town hockey rink at 3 in the morning for a "pick up game"
- threw a little kid off his bike and beat him with his helmet
- plagarized papers in high school
- forged my mom's signature

so all in all....i'm a goody fucking two-shoes...:rolleyes:

Destroyed a Christmas display in someones yard after a hard night of drinking. It made the newspaper with some quotes along the lines of "not even Jesus survived the onslaught", and "he is afraid to come outside now, he's afraid the bad boys will come back". If I recall correctly, Jesus was beaten to death with a 5 foot candy cane.

I've done worse, but that is the one that immediately pops into mind.

Stole around $100 worth of alcohol and resold it for New Year's..........

or stole some g/f's. I was a pretty bad kid back in the day. now, I go into graveyards to looks for ghosts or just to scare myself. Yeah, i downgraded. I didn;t like being that person.

OK, so maybe not the worst, and don't say anything TOO incriminating, and change the names to protect the guilty.


Here's a bad thing, that I find funny, and twisted. Not the worst, but the most entertaining by a long shot....

We had this roommate 5 months ago that hadn't signed the lease yet, but we were letting stay. his girlfriend came over and we hit it off and a week later i drank him under the table, because he was a HUGE lightweight, and then i slept with his girl. She broke up with him the next day and I come to find out she had never even slept with him. Then I called in sick for him and his manager was REALLY rude to me so I was rude back and we got into a (VERBAL) fight and I got him fired. Then a week later, i was dating his then ex and i kicked him out because he wrote me a bum check for rent, which was bum because he got fired and needed that last weeks pay for rent. We've been dating ever since and kid didn't do anything to me. I wouldda KICKED MY LILLY ASS... Then I took him to small claims court for writing the bum check that, when it bounced, they took the money from my account to cover my rent check. Now he's dating some other girl and after i got into an unrelated fight at my house at a party a few weeks ago, my g/f was shoing everybody out, and kid and his new g/f were upstairs in my roommates room talking. my girlfriend , liz, nicely asked them to leave, they agreed and as liz was leaving other chick goes "Whatever, BITCH!!" cuz she's stupid and thought it was some sort of "power thing." and liz just LOST IT... which nobody had ever seen before. both girls are pretty petite, so liz goes flying across the room like fucking wonderdog and tackled the other girl. other girl grabs her hair and liz is like "wtf are you doing!?" *WHAP* and decks her in the face. I was drunk so I didn't stop it. Plus it was a serious turn on. But I was too drunk to stay awake. And dood still hangs out with me.
So I slept with doods girlfriend when he didn't, while they were going out, got him fired, kicked him out of the house, sued him and won most of the money, then my girlfriend kicked his new girlfriend's ass. But the upside is that kid couldn't tell the truth to save his life: he's a chronic compulsive liar, so nobody felt for him.

:devil: :devil: Cyprus = AHOLE :devil: :devil: ...

(Gawd I hope im not the only person to post on here, otherwise this'll be really embarassing.)




WTF??!!?

You're a prick!! (serious!) I'm glad I'm not your friend! I would of decked you a long time ago.

I've done some shit, but It's too long for me to say and no one would read it. No hard feelings Cyprus!

Once (about 1/2 a year ago) me and my good freind (well call him jim) so me and my good freind jim decided to do this fundraiser where you had to ither run 5miles or walk 5miles it was for this heart association or somthing, but anyways we raised almost 150 dollars between us and about 70 dollars of it was cash (dumb asses) so we marked it down as they only donaited a little bit of what they accualy did. long story short we made out with like 50dollars and finished the run/walk.
Al

......"not even Jesus survived the onslaught"....... Jesus was beaten to death with a 5 foot candy cane.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... OMG (pun intended !!!)

Was that the leading story in the paper? :jump3:

No, it wasn't the leading story, but it was a fairly large article.

Me and 6 other friends paintballed the house of an ex. girlfriend after i walked in on her and the guy she was cheating with..................... :uhoh: the rest im not saying " I have the right to remain silent because anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law"

i cannot recall much but ill post some when I think of any. But my friend DID shoot me in the shit with a .22 in the shin. He thought the saftey was on, while holding the rifle with one hand(one was in the chamer already because we were just minutes from firing) and he was aiming down. Thinking the saftey was on, he thought he would play around and pretend he was shooting me in the lower leg while actually pulling the trigger and scaring me (he thought the saftey was on) and guess what? A clean one that went in and out.

I hadn't known the kid for that long... And he was/still is a deuschbag. And I wanted my money!

-DID NOT TAKE PART, but watched some friends of mine take a bat to a 94ish Supra... and there's a huge story behind that. Let's j ust say the kid deserved it. I think his cars still a lil bashed. this was like 2 years ago. I think I know where he lives, ill try to take some pics.

-Got a police record for breakin n entering, burgalary n theft, vandalism. Fun times.

-Plenty else. Got most of it on video... :-D

-We tore the heads off a few parking meters for beer money. lol kinda the opposite of cool hand luke...

-You know, lied, cheated, stole, hustled, fought, destroyed, etc...

ok, I actually laughed out loud, HARD, at work when i read the jesus thing

Ok, back in the day My parents pissed me off so I took off to Chigao with my bf. I lived in texas at the time. I did not even tell them that I left. When we got there I got mad at my bf so I slept with his friend on the sofa in front of him. When his wife got home I acted as if nothing had happened. After my bf and the guys wife went to sleep I slept with the guy again.



Me and some girls were at the movies. I get up to get a soda, another girl asked me if I would get her some pickle juice, I say shure thinking about the fact that she had been talking shit about me behind my back. I get my drink and hers, go to the rest room pour out half her juice and piss in it. I took it back to her and she drinks it and says thanks....Gross I know but the bitch decerved it


one time I was sleeping over with this girl, who i found out recently that she had slept with my boyfriend. Every thing was ok through out the day till she went to sleep. I went through her dresser and got 5 pairs of her panties. I went out side in the back where some poison ivy was growing. I rubbed her panties all in that shit. then i folded them back as she had them and put them in her dresser. Ha Ha bitch walked bold legged and constantly scratched her self for like 2 weeks.. She inharrated the name crabs after that..

I am not that cruel any more but I still love revenge

When I was a kid, a friend of mine threw a snowball at me, so I kicked his face in. I think I broke his nose, I don't know because I was so pissed off at him that I didn't care.

Two years ago it ended up that I dumped my then girlfriend (after 5 months) 3 days after Christmas, and taking back the diamond necklace I had given her about 7 days after Christmas.

Last year I saw someone at my school set a half full cup of Starbucks coffee on my car. Luck had it that it was someone I really didn't care for, and I had plenty of friends to help me out. The next day after first hour he found that his windshield had been spraypainted black with a razor ducttaped right in the middle, and about 30 empty Starbucks cups all over his car.

And before that, I was driving up my parking lot and someone kicked my door. Before I even knew it, I had yanked my ebrake, jumped out, and threw him on top of the car he happened to be standing in front of. I dont think it hurt him, but he was pretty embarrased...(freshman).

And one time me and a couple friends rigged all of the computers in the school library to restart in the middle of fifth hour. That one was scary, cuz there were tons of really really pissed of kids who had just lost all the work they had been working on.

* Got someone fired at work.

* Punched my best mate in the face.

* Stole my best mate's gf (he's still my best mate).

* Cheated on girlfriends.

* Chucked up at a friend's place and blamed it on a guy who was so drunk he didn't remember what had happened and cleaned it up the next morning.

* Pushed my little bro down some stairs (i was about 7).
All I can say is: Glad I'm not your best mate :icon16:




As for me:
-I've set a car (belonged to me before you start) on fire and pushed it down a bank and run, I drove past it the next day and all I can say is that I'm shocked I never started a full-on scrub fire.

-Put a turd in the microwave of a University hall of residence

-Stole 4 boxes of pens from the stationary cupboard at my dads office when I was 17. Then again it's not my fault if the Stationary cupboard was literally a cupboard and easy to covertly steal from without getting caught.

-Cheated on pretty much every girlfriend I had between the ages of 17 and 24.

-Reversed through a fence and destroyed some old ladies flower garden (Or a part of it at least), whil trying to see how fast my Renault could go in reverse

-Blew up the gearbox of a friends Mazda Familia GTX, but then again, that's not me being bad, that's just Mazda's gearboxes being shitty.


A Ton of other things, but I must leave now.



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These pictures are fake. I had nothing to do with them!

HAHAHA!!! I believe you MBTN... those damned kids...

Once I get my hard drive recovered, I'll post up some vids of me taking the jeep out with 3 friends, 2 spotlights and a paintball gun. We broke into a federal wildlife reserve and chased deer through fields with the jeep shooting them with paintball guns. Got most of it on video, but it's pretty dark, you gotta light it up a bit and you can't see too much deer... every once in a while ill get close enough to ones ass you can see it in the headlights rofl

Most of the bad shit i've done is illegal so i dont wanna talk about it on the internet lol

Lets just say most of it deals with robbing things, and i've sold almost every kinda drug you can think of in moderately big weights. Except for heroin.

I dont fuck over friends... period. :nono:

The worst thing i did was really gross. I will just say that if i got caught, it would have been a horrid 8th grade........real weird payback to a teacher who "pist" me off bad.

Well, I have plans to tag every street in my town with my tires when I can drive, but that isnt too bad. Just sounds fun, you know :)

Ive tooken a dump in a urinal
Put signs that told not to feed this girl
beaten people up cause they would just say one bad thing
Skateboarded in private property( shouldnt really count)
Broken my friends teeth
stolen shoes( shouldnt of done it)
ive tooken a dump in a locker
Cussed out my principal
Egged my principal
did everything mean to my principal ( the guy is a real A hole)

You asshole!!!

Props!
:evillol:

I will join in,
Took a shit in the pool at neerby apartments
Pissed at teachers leg in the bathroom
Stole A LOT: video games, electronics, food...
Make fun of very fat people, say "mooo" when walk near them
Spray painted kids book-pack (today!)
Shit on a paper towel and stuck it in some ones mailbox.

Those pics look like what happend to the yard I wrecked in...hey... *stares questionably*

Let's see...

--forged my mom's signature, several times....eventually got caught
--made cheat sheets for a few of my classmates junior year of high school and of course I ended up getting caught, parents called, etc......my dad only said we all make mistakes...didn't get grounded or anything, think he's done it a time or two...lol
--1st grade, i was dared to piss on the mirror in the bathroom, i didn't hesitate, then got called out and had to clean it up....bullshit.
--6th grade me and my buddy and his neighbor decided to egg his little brothers bus, his brother ratted us out
--6th grade waiting to go on a field trip, a few of us ran into the science room to bullshit and the electrical outlets were fitted in the middle of all the tables. I started turning one and then it popped. We laughed our asses of and of course destroyed them all.
--had a hand in making a sub-teacher get so fucking pissed off at us that she slammed the door so hard the clock fell of the wall, which obviously only made things worse because we cracked up laughing. That is still probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
--Went to pick up my corsage for prom with my friend who was also dating my dates sister. Anyways, grabbed it and stood in front of the counter asking for help, continually being told someone will help you in a minute. After a total of 15 or 20 minutes we just jetted. Didn't care for two reasons,a)someone should have been helping me and b)i knew my date was going to lie to me and be a bitch, which of course happened....
--Made a bon fire in my driveway, and always just played with fire. In fact my roomate ratted me and my other friend out that we were going to the bayou to burn things....whata bitch, but i always made fun of him with everyone else in the back of the bus in 6th grade, so i guess that made us even.
--The funnest one was getting drunk everday for a week at lunch in 7th GRADE. I still have no idea how we got away with that one.

The only ones i can remember.

A long time friend of mine in junior high hacked the computers at school and infected them all with virus'. He never got caught and that was hillarious.

Most of the bad shit i've done is illegal so i dont wanna talk about it on the internet lol

Lets just say most of it deals with robbing things, and i've sold almost every kinda drug you can think of in moderately big weights. Except for heroin.

I dont fuck over friends... period. :nono:
Dude you can't fuck over friends....when you're pushing dope you need all the friends you can get.... :eek:

Damn this is weak, but the worst I've done recently was to spike a girl's cranberry juice chaser with vodka while she was taking shots...needless to say she got fucked up that night.

Once I checked my best friend into an open car door and damn near cleaved him in two....that was hilarious. :lol:

Dude you can't fuck over friends....when you're pushing dope you need all the friends you can get.... :eek:


yeah thats a strict rule of mine... i never fuck over friends, ever. And i got their back on whatever, even if i dont think its right. If they fuck me over, they wont be my friends anymore. I need to trust my friends 110%

By Far, my funniest:
-Getting kicked out of Dicks Sporting Goods for playing basketball on their basketball hoop display. My friend got pissed off at me, and tried to hit me with the ball. I blocked it, and it took down an entire shelf of hockey sticks, and other stuff. The manager tells us to get the hell out. We leave quickly, then, come to find out, they called the cops on us, because they thought we stole something, because we left so quick. Anyways, on the way home, we ended up racing a Civic (In A Saturn, and loosing). The same night we went and tackled those Christmas blow up things.

-Got into a fight with a friend over a girl (Kinda..)
-Cheating on various tests...
-Forging my fathers signature
-Going into a friends house...and getting charged with B&E and Trespassing

My life is pretty boring...lol..

Threw up on a midget.... in a Burger King...... he was the manager.....

Maybe its just me, but Yogs, that is fricking hallarious :rofl: :rofl:

When I have time i will post some of my stupid stuff...

Threw up on a midget.... in a Burger King...... he was the manager.....
And we have a winner :lol2:

We need some more details to this story Yogs.

By Far, my funniest:
-Getting kicked out of Dicks Sporting Goods for playing basketball on their basketball hoop display. My friend got pissed off at me, and tried to hit me with the ball. I blocked it, and it took down an entire shelf of hockey sticks, and other stuff. The manager tells us to get the hell out. We leave quickly, then, come to find out, they called the cops on us, because they thought we stole something, because we left so quick. Anyways, on the way home, we ended up racing a Civic (In A Saturn, and loosing). The same night we went and tackled those Christmas blow up things.


i did something similar... but me and my friend put on all the hockey equipment (helmet, gloves and shoulder pads) Then just started brawling HARD CORE, like we were throwing our hardest punches at each other, we got in a HUGE fight, knocked over all the shit in the department and got kicked out but it was the funnyest thing ever

That was when i was like 14 i think... i dont consider that kind of stuff bad tho, its just funny things kids do. Crimes are bad

Hmmm...I am sure I can think of more if I put my mind to it but heres a few...

-Senior prom, had sex with my date, got really drunk with a good friend, he passed out, so i figured as his friend it was my duty to have sex with his date...im not wrong right?
-Put grass killer on the football field before homecoming, the coach was seriously about to kill someone
-Chopped down a tree that was the centerpiece of the schools lawn
-Knocked over a port-a-potty while a friend was taking a piss in it
-Didnt know whos beer was in a cooler at a party, so i stole it then the guy asked who stole it and someone said it was someone else so i helped him go beat up the guy
-Put a total of 3 people in the hospital over harassing my ex g/f
-Once I ate some grapes while walking through the grocery store before paying for them (they are rung up by weight)

sivic02 nice one with the friends date *high 5*lmao
but the grapes kinda iffy i wil post my stuff up once i have some time later
~shawn~

Everybody tells that cheating is bad, I always thought, and think it is normal. And My parents NEVER see any documents from school, I have a special sig. that I use for everything :).

Yeah i used to forge my dad's signature all the time :grinno:

When I was in spain on a school trip (private school, mind you, people have gotten expelled for drinking on weekends) me and all my friends (almost all of us are under 18) went clubbing and got trashed, several times, and stayed out all night on one of the nights. On the same trip me and 3 other guys snuck into a soldout metallica concert and shorthanded the guy that got us in by about $100. He didn't find out until we were already gone :thumbsup: Can only imagine what would've happened if he'd figured it out :uhoh:

lol funniest thread ever

-shit on the floor of a mcdonalds bathroom, less than 2 feet away from the toilet
-hit a moving car with a 2x2 foot choclate cake (i dont really like choclate)
-opened up a random car and egged the inside
-hit a cop car with a snowball :biggrin:
-poured paint all over the faucet knobs in my middle school art class and left the sink dripping...lol the teacher went to turn it off :rofl:
-squirted mustard all over the interior of a parked saab convertable, w/ leather interior
-watched a friend piss in the ice tea container at work and then an hour later a co-worker drank a big glass
-threw a smoke bomb into my middle school
-graphitied about every bathroom of every school i have ever gone to

Oh yeah, a friend and I pissed in some guys hair gel once.

Oh yeah, a friend and I pissed in some guys hair gel once.

American pie :iceslolan

American pie :iceslolan

that didnt happen in american pie :eek7:

- Hanging out with friends one day, we were strapped for cash and hungry as hell. So we came up with a plan to get some quick cash. We created a phoney charity and stood outside the local supermarket asking for donations. 30 minutes later we went next door to the pizza shop and feasted.

- Before I joined the Navy I worked nights with the hottest chick in the world at my last job. Problem was shes married. So I thought I had no chance with her. Turns out I was wrong. Now, I never persued her. Never hit on her. Never nothing. I was just being me when we were working together.

Then one day she pulls me aside and starts kissing me. So for about 8 months we had an affair going on. A lot of sexual activity going on while at work and when we got off work.

Fast forward 8 months and I'm getting ready to leave the job for the Navy. The plan was for her to come over after she put her kid on the school bus and my job was to get condoms.

Of course, being the lazy mofo that I am I went home instead to the store. A few hours later theres a knock on my door. Its her. We begin to fool around when she asks me about the condoms. As we already know, I never got them. Like the good woman she is, she sends me to the store.

Of course, its cold outside. I mean really fucking cold. So I grab her car key and take off to the store in her warm ride.

So there I am, driving down the street stuck behind your typical Sunday driver. I notice the car is pulling off to the right side of the road. Finally! I hit the gas to pass him. Thats when I hit him.

Apparently the Sunday driver wasn't pulling off to the side of the road but was gonna to do a 3 point turn. Now, the car I'm driving is a Hyundia. This car just crumbled under the impact. The car I hit looked like a 1983 station wagon.

I noticed maybe a dent on the station wagon's bumper but I didn't really get a good look cause I was high tailing it to my house (which was just down the road) to grab, lets call her Vicky. When Vicky and I get back to the scene the other driver left. Vicky was freaking out and rightly so. I had totalled her car and now her husband is gonna find out about us.

Thats when I had a brillant idea. I told Vicky to get in the car and call the cops. Tell em, it was a hit and run. Then I began to run back to my house. That was the last time I saw Vicky. Next day I took off to bootcamp. I'm in bootcamp for a couple of months and all of us future sailors are lined up waiting to receive our mail.

Now some guys get mail everyday day but not me. I got a few letters a week so I wasn't expecting anything until I heard my name called. Sweet! Getting a letter was our only contact with the outside world. So when you got mail your fuckin' stoked! Imagine my surpise when I read the return address of the letter. **** County Police Dept.

Apparently the coppers put two and two together and foiled my master plan. Longer story, short. I got off easy. No fine. No nothing.

Thats all for now but trust me theres more.

Threw up on a midget.... in a Burger King...... he was the manager.....
My hero!

a bunch of you guys are fucking assholes. The worst thing I ever did in my life was steal a $180 amp from wal mart. And 300$ worth of clothes, shoes, bikinis (for my gf) from sports authority. I guess taking my moms car w/o insurance or permission was bad too. And putting small scratches in my rear bumper for insurance money.

The worst thing I ever got in trouble for though was joy riding in a Sheraton's Security golf cart on prom night. The fuckers pressed charges and tried to charge me with grand theft auto. Then they agreed to drop the charges to a class c misdemeanor and make me write an apology letter and do thirty hours of community service raking leaves at their hotel. They agreed to that because they were "so nice." Fucking assholes.

KaisenH... if I ever saw you doing any of that **** to MY car, the worst thing on my list would be breaking some dumb ****s knee caps, then kicking his face in until his momma couldnt recognize him. That dumb **** would be you. So be careful what you do for fun, because some people will **** you up. You would never walk again if I caught you doing that. Even if I caught you doing it to someone elses car, I would still **** you up for being such a *****.