A funny for the day :)
RazorGTR
03-28-2002, 01:38 PM
Before I begin I am not trying to slag off any country or insinuating anything :)
A new radar operator on board the USS Nimitz turns to the Admiral and says there is something in the way up a head.
The Admiral says to get on the horn and tell them to move.
The seaman radios and say's this is the USS Nimitz. We are on course to collide. You are being asked to move.
A reply comes back and says, well sonny I am advising you that I have not intention on moving and you must go around me!
The Admiral yells give me that mic. He grabs it and sternly says. Look this is the US aircraft carrier USS Nimitz. You are in our path and I am telling you to move!
Again the reply comes back, but a little more angerly. As I have said before I am not moving. You must go around!
The Admiral not wanting to let anyone tell him what to do yells loudly. Look Pal do you know who you are talking to ! ? This is the Admiral of the US Pacific Fleet aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz. We have 2 more aircraft carries with 3 destroyers, 7 cruisers, 4 submarines, and 8 supply ships. I think your going to move or we will go straight over you without blinking!
A reply comes back. Look mate this is the caption of the Lighthouse and unless you want to pay for me to move I think your going to move!
:)
A new radar operator on board the USS Nimitz turns to the Admiral and says there is something in the way up a head.
The Admiral says to get on the horn and tell them to move.
The seaman radios and say's this is the USS Nimitz. We are on course to collide. You are being asked to move.
A reply comes back and says, well sonny I am advising you that I have not intention on moving and you must go around me!
The Admiral yells give me that mic. He grabs it and sternly says. Look this is the US aircraft carrier USS Nimitz. You are in our path and I am telling you to move!
Again the reply comes back, but a little more angerly. As I have said before I am not moving. You must go around!
The Admiral not wanting to let anyone tell him what to do yells loudly. Look Pal do you know who you are talking to ! ? This is the Admiral of the US Pacific Fleet aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz. We have 2 more aircraft carries with 3 destroyers, 7 cruisers, 4 submarines, and 8 supply ships. I think your going to move or we will go straight over you without blinking!
A reply comes back. Look mate this is the caption of the Lighthouse and unless you want to pay for me to move I think your going to move!
:)
YogsVR4
03-28-2002, 05:54 PM
"Sir you wont catch any fish on this ice rink"
JD@af
03-31-2002, 01:15 AM
It's cute, Raz :ylsuper
Moppie
03-31-2002, 03:34 AM
Where have you been Razor?
That jokes older than you are! :p
But then considering the state of US poltical leadership its very appropriate. :lol2:
That jokes older than you are! :p
But then considering the state of US poltical leadership its very appropriate. :lol2:
fearless_simian
03-31-2002, 08:50 PM
sadly that isn't a joke. It is quite real and was a conversation between the carrier group and a canadian light house. got to love american self righteousness. oi what a country. :p
taranaki
03-31-2002, 08:59 PM
sorry,not true.
it's an urban legend,and an old one at that;)
http://www.snopes2.com/military/lighthse.htm
but a damn good laugh all the same:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
it's an urban legend,and an old one at that;)
http://www.snopes2.com/military/lighthse.htm
but a damn good laugh all the same:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Gonthrax
03-31-2002, 09:08 PM
Funny stuff Razor :hehehe:
fearless_simian
04-01-2002, 07:08 AM
I bow my head. I am sad and wrong again. Oh great kiwis I humble myself before you. teach me please.:silly2:
Thunda Downunda
04-01-2002, 08:21 AM
Stop Press: Ireland's worst air disaster happened yesterday when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery in County Kerry. Rescue workers have recovered 800 bodies so far, but expect the death toll to rise as digging continues into the night ..
:)
:)
Porsche
04-02-2002, 04:03 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
hahaha
hahaha
Thunda Downunda
04-02-2002, 04:26 PM
Judge: Do you want to challenge any member of the jury?
Paddy: I reckon I could fight that little bloke on the end.
:rolleyes:
Paddy: I reckon I could fight that little bloke on the end.
:rolleyes:
sarujin
04-02-2002, 09:36 PM
That Irish Plane/Cemetery joke is really good.
Thats probably one of the best Irish jokes i've ever seen :D.
sarujin
Thats probably one of the best Irish jokes i've ever seen :D.
sarujin
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