Pissed off

hey, last night i was at my girlfriends house and while i was there, i heard a "boom" then a car floored it. I went outside and there was a shattered brick laying next to my car. The fuckers hit my window with a brick, but it didnt break it, it just scuffed it and dented the black window stripping on the base of the window. luckily it didnt break it or dent my paint. Well, I called up a few of my friends and we are trying to figure out who did it. Once we do, we are fucking their car up. I know thats not "the right thing to do" but who cares. I know im "lowering myself to their standards" but whatever, itll make me feel better..haha..ok well heres the question. how can i get that scuff out? is there some kind of glass polish or something? and what should i do to the persons car when i find out? ahah

Just go to an automotive window shop. They'l tel you how.

It was probably a chick that you pissed off who did it. If it was a guy it was some punkass teenager who knows you'd whoop his ass anyway. Any man with balls would take the problem to you, not waste time fuckin with your car. Women on the other hand like to fuck up what you love, and burn your $$. (Next Friday! lol)

Sorry to hear about that shit, but atleast the dumb fucks couldnt' do any serious damage. Hope you find them. Fuckin up that persons car is fair payback tho. Make sure you smash in all the windows, slash tires, key the paint and put a few nice bat-sized sents in their wood.

Ever hear of the old ping pong ball trick? Put a ping pong ball in there gas tank, every once and a while it will go towards the injectors and the car will stall out. It gets better cause its PITA to get the ball out and almost impossible for a mechanic to figure out whats going on.

deflate their tires and leave a bicycle pump.

put sugar in their gas tank. once it gets into the engine, it will gum up and fuck their engine up. i would also slash all the tires. dont deflate them b/c its cheap to get them inflated again. you gotta slash them so they have to buy 4 new tires

i would look toward somebody who is small or weak as to who did it. this person couldnt throw a brick hard enough to get it through a window. it would have to be somebody weak.

or instead of deflating/stabbing the tires, you could just leave the car on jacks and take the wheels.

or instead of deflating/stabbing the tires, you could just leave the car on jacks and take the wheels.

takes too long. you have to do something that is quick

lol i like it though

Better yet, Jack up the car, and then lower the car down on top of the wheels.

Let's see.....

Vasaline on all the windows, pepper spray in the intakes, cotton balls (or jelatine) in the gas tank, put a ton of nails in the tires so they dont flatten right away, loosen the lug nuts, put thick greese on the rotors, lodge a huge cider block under the car, put shit under the door handles, marbles in the exhaust, sandpaper his rims and paint, cleanly drain the oil so it doesnt look like it was done, tap a hole in his gas tank, piss and shit all over the car, if its black and in the sun use shaving cream. If the car is open piss and shit on the carpets and dash, open his hood and take the cap to his brake resivoir and do the same for all the other ones...not a lot else i can really thing of. Have fun fuckin up a ride, dont get caught!!

damn! you talk like youve done this before...

damn! you talk like youve done this before...


Ive had the vasaline and pepper spray done to me. Vasaline is a BITCH to get off, and the pepper spray sucks when you turn on your vents. The rest of it sounds like it would be pretty funny, and really fuck the ride up. I think that sandpaper to the paint would be funny because unlike a key where you can fill it in with touch up, sandpaper you would have to get all new paint. A cordless drill to the doors might be kinda funny too. I KNOW jelatine in the gas would be hilarious because the gas would turn into jello, and I doubt there is any way to get it out unless you get a new tank...lol.

gelatin in gas won't work since gelatin just absorbs water (which there is very little of in gas)

also sugar in the gas tank doesn't work, they proved that on Mythbusters. The only thing that worked to make the engine do anything odd was bleach, which just made it smoke.

Im pretty sure that styrafoam would gelitanize the gas if you had enough of it, it would basically turn the gas into NAPALM, which although is still very flamable, would probably not flow through injectors very well.