Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
-Davo
03-20-2005, 12:55 AM
...So I've gone into the city with my girl and I'm leading for a leak, 30 minutes later I feel like my kidneys are about to explode, we finally find a dunny, and I go in, and this place was, I swear, the worst dunny I've EVER been in.
It looked like from the 30's, it stunk of rotten piss, and it only had 2 bowels...I used toilet paper to open the lid, and I swear to god the black marks were either un-cleaned shit skid marks, or stains from shit skid marks. It was fucking revolting, but I was desperate.
I kept thinking "there is NO way I would pull my pants down and sit my arse on that!"
...Would you?
Say for example, you're out in a town or whatever, or wherever, and you're BUSTING to hang a dump, would you go to the worst bathroom if you were desperate, or let it wollow until you found another one, or a "bush".
It looked like from the 30's, it stunk of rotten piss, and it only had 2 bowels...I used toilet paper to open the lid, and I swear to god the black marks were either un-cleaned shit skid marks, or stains from shit skid marks. It was fucking revolting, but I was desperate.
I kept thinking "there is NO way I would pull my pants down and sit my arse on that!"
...Would you?
Say for example, you're out in a town or whatever, or wherever, and you're BUSTING to hang a dump, would you go to the worst bathroom if you were desperate, or let it wollow until you found another one, or a "bush".
Jimster
03-20-2005, 01:03 AM
My initial impressions were "This guy's been watching trainspotting......"
And I would use dirty restrooms, but only to take a piss.
And I would use dirty restrooms, but only to take a piss.
Toksin
03-20-2005, 01:11 AM
why bother with a restroom? the world is your urinal.
Jonno
03-20-2005, 01:46 AM
why bother with a restroom? the world is your urinal.
I think we are refering to No. 2 here...
Unless you are able to crap standing...:sly:
I think we are refering to No. 2 here...
Unless you are able to crap standing...:sly:
Oz
03-20-2005, 03:20 AM
Davo, use paper on the seat. Nothing is going to crawl up out of the bowl into your arse.
Or is it? :uhoh:
Or is it? :uhoh:
crayzayjay
03-20-2005, 07:59 AM
Haha... this reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. I was with a friend of mine in the south of France, and we were miles away from the villa we were staying at. My mate was really desperate for a shit and there was absolutely nowhere to go but in the woods. So he sat there taking a shit in some bush, and a few minutes later he asked me to get him some tissues.
Me: "where the fuck am i gonna find some tissues? use some leaves" :iceslolan
Him: "ok, fine, can you get me some?"
Me: "i'll see what i can find" :icesangel
I looked around for a minute and took him the itchiest, furry leaves i could find, and a couple of spiky ones... :evillol:
good times...
Me: "where the fuck am i gonna find some tissues? use some leaves" :iceslolan
Him: "ok, fine, can you get me some?"
Me: "i'll see what i can find" :icesangel
I looked around for a minute and took him the itchiest, furry leaves i could find, and a couple of spiky ones... :evillol:
good times...
clawhammer
03-20-2005, 10:27 AM
jay, you're evil
Davo, just put toilet paper on the seat and hope for the best.
Davo, just put toilet paper on the seat and hope for the best.
Twitch1
03-20-2005, 10:57 AM
Semi-squat over the bowl and heave ho matey!
publicenemy137
03-20-2005, 11:18 AM
how about taking a shit right in front of the toilet. Squat, and poop. One time at college, some drunk kid took a shit in the urinal for fun. It was a semi-clean bathroom with toilets too, he just wanted to take a dump in the urinal for some reason.
MagicRat
03-20-2005, 11:49 AM
Semi-squat over the bowl and heave ho matey!
It's nice to see how some threads really elevate the tone of things here at AF. :uhoh:
But twitch is right - squat and hover over the bowl. It's easy to do. If you are desperate, you will fire the load in just a few seconds anyways.
It's nice to see how some threads really elevate the tone of things here at AF. :uhoh:
But twitch is right - squat and hover over the bowl. It's easy to do. If you are desperate, you will fire the load in just a few seconds anyways.
bcook
03-20-2005, 01:27 PM
I don't think I could bring myself sit down. So I'd just go outside somewhere.
KustmAce
03-20-2005, 01:59 PM
Hover, ya pansy.
publicenemy137
03-20-2005, 02:02 PM
how do u think the old times did it before toilets were invented. When men had only simple tools like spears and leaves. They had to squat like a man
Raz_Kaz
03-20-2005, 04:05 PM
What the fuck is a dunny?
Anyways, I wouldn't go if my kidneys depended on it
Anyways, I wouldn't go if my kidneys depended on it
Oz
03-20-2005, 05:15 PM
:lol2:
93rollaracer
03-20-2005, 05:15 PM
Well if it's #1 I'd just go wherever there's no cops. #2 if I had to go bad enough I might let it rip in the most convenient bush, but I'd probably go shitter to shitter until I found a good one.
Ssom
03-20-2005, 05:54 PM
GT Nissan/Chrysler, just behind the Maxima's is the worlds greatest urinal, the end.
As for the question, NO absolutely not, I'd rather shit my pants than use a dodgy toilet.
As for the question, NO absolutely not, I'd rather shit my pants than use a dodgy toilet.
tha_new_guy
03-20-2005, 09:49 PM
I once took a shit in the woods in some guy's backyard because the toilet at the house party overflowed.... I felt kinda bad but it enriches the soil right?
I say find your local cover and let er rip!
disclaimer: i was completely and utterly intoxicated at the time of said party.
I say find your local cover and let er rip!
disclaimer: i was completely and utterly intoxicated at the time of said party.
-Davo
03-21-2005, 09:11 PM
Everytime I go camping, I take toilet paper, only ever had to use it twice, out of about 5 times, which is pretty good.
Raz; a Dunny is the bathroom, shitter, thunderbox, dog house, toilet, John. ect.
Raz; a Dunny is the bathroom, shitter, thunderbox, dog house, toilet, John. ect.
Toksin
03-21-2005, 09:15 PM
thunderbox!!!
:lol::lol:
:lol::lol:
rapstagangsta
03-22-2005, 03:54 AM
A real man would just hover :icon16:
-Davo
03-22-2005, 05:22 AM
thunderbox!!!
:lol::lol:
Don't tell me you've never heard that one!! That's OLD SCHOOL Aussie slang! Kevin Bloody Wilson used it a few times, in a song called "The Kid".
rapstagangsta: I read your sig, and I was like "who the fuck is rapstagangsta?" haha, how embarrasing.
:lol::lol:
Don't tell me you've never heard that one!! That's OLD SCHOOL Aussie slang! Kevin Bloody Wilson used it a few times, in a song called "The Kid".
rapstagangsta: I read your sig, and I was like "who the fuck is rapstagangsta?" haha, how embarrasing.
karmacae
03-22-2005, 10:10 AM
[QUOTE=-Davo]...So I've gone into the city with my girl and I'm leading for a leak,
I kept thinking "there is NO way I would pull my pants down and sit my arse on that!"
Let me see if I understand this right. You sit to take a piss.
Joking.... I would squat on the side of the road. There is no way I would think about going in that bath room. yuck
I kept thinking "there is NO way I would pull my pants down and sit my arse on that!"
Let me see if I understand this right. You sit to take a piss.
Joking.... I would squat on the side of the road. There is no way I would think about going in that bath room. yuck
ghostrx7
03-22-2005, 11:54 AM
hover over the thunderbox and let ur lightning strike! if u push to hard, u could get some backsplash tho. hover as needed! if u have to go that bad, it will only take a few secs.this thread is shitty.
xXxRocker5150
03-22-2005, 02:20 PM
lol, I'm not trying to start a flaming war, or offend ne one, but I showed this page to my friend and he said "I'd go find the nearest ford dealership and test out the trunk."...
I myself would wait for a bush or a tree, cuz a dirty throne isn't where it's at :(.
I myself would wait for a bush or a tree, cuz a dirty throne isn't where it's at :(.
bayouwolf
03-23-2005, 08:44 PM
I tend to use the HOVER AND DUMP method.
I work in construction. Every porta-potty is like that. I see it everyday so its no big deal. Its not like my shit don't stink!
I work in construction. Every porta-potty is like that. I see it everyday so its no big deal. Its not like my shit don't stink!
CamaroSSBoy346
03-23-2005, 09:18 PM
dude, at school, it sucks. Its always quiet as shit, so if ya fart, the entire school hears it. So I tend to let my bowels rumble untill I get home... :lol:
HogieGT-R
03-23-2005, 10:23 PM
dude, at school, it sucks. Its always quiet as shit, so if ya fart, the entire school hears it. So I tend to let my bowels rumble untill I get home... :lol:
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl:
THAT'S SO FUCKING TRUE!!!! even on campus, every time you've gotta shit, tons of people come in....
at work, our bathrooms are friggin gross, because they always smell like ass....it's just like...who the fuck can drop a load that devastating and not even courtesy flush!?:eek7:
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl:
THAT'S SO FUCKING TRUE!!!! even on campus, every time you've gotta shit, tons of people come in....
at work, our bathrooms are friggin gross, because they always smell like ass....it's just like...who the fuck can drop a load that devastating and not even courtesy flush!?:eek7:
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