The S**T list
tim1950
03-19-2005, 11:42 AM
If you didn't like, or couldn't relate to like the work Poop list, maybe this is the list for you
The Shit List
1. Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit
in the toilet. :screwy:
2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper. :eek7:
3. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it
feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants. :uhoh:
4. Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit
some more. :sly:
5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit: The kind where you strain so much to get the shit out you practically have a stroke. :lol2:
6. Richard Simmons Shit: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds. :wink:
7. Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid
to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet brush. :icon16:
8. Gassy Shit: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling. :lol2:
9. Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet. :sly:
The Shit List
1. Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit
in the toilet. :screwy:
2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper. :eek7:
3. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it
feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants. :uhoh:
4. Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit
some more. :sly:
5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit: The kind where you strain so much to get the shit out you practically have a stroke. :lol2:
6. Richard Simmons Shit: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds. :wink:
7. Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid
to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet brush. :icon16:
8. Gassy Shit: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling. :lol2:
9. Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet. :sly:
freakray
03-19-2005, 01:42 PM
It's about time you started searching to see if something's been posted previously before you post it.
dirtydx
03-19-2005, 02:40 PM
fetish?
Partizan
03-19-2005, 03:44 PM
AF is really toilet oriented.
Toksin
03-19-2005, 05:32 PM
crappy thread
karmacae
03-19-2005, 05:38 PM
something stinks in here
ThatRoundHeadedKid
03-19-2005, 08:57 PM
:repost: and a copy you fake.
Oz
03-20-2005, 03:59 AM
It's about time you started searching to see if something's been posted previously before you post it.
:werd:
:werd:
-Davo
03-21-2005, 10:14 PM
9. Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet. :sly:
Oh god....
On the repost. Something as popular as this list is, which I read for the first time on the bus on the way to sport at the bowling alley when I was in year 9, which was the year 2000. I remember that cause my mate printed it out, and I was in fits of laughter the entire trip there. Good Times....
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet. :sly:
Oh god....
On the repost. Something as popular as this list is, which I read for the first time on the bus on the way to sport at the bowling alley when I was in year 9, which was the year 2000. I remember that cause my mate printed it out, and I was in fits of laughter the entire trip there. Good Times....
rapstagangsta
03-22-2005, 04:49 AM
:repost:
fredjacksonsan
03-22-2005, 02:34 PM
2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper. :eek7:
A.K.A. "The 18-inch no-wipe"
nothing on the toilet paper. :eek7:
A.K.A. "The 18-inch no-wipe"
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