fack i hate this car

last week i was picking up my sister in my dads buik skylark and on the way home im coming out of some little town on some country road a car flies by me i didnt even look to see what it was just hit the gas(the thing you need to know is my dads car has a speed limiter at 105) i get to 105 and hold it this car is right on my as still and its to dark to see what it is we got to a stop sign and both turned right and he passes i wanted to see what it was anyway. facking thing turns out to be an is 300 with some other kid driving :eek: and i didnt want to get to embarised so is stopped facking aruond.(i hate that facking buick cant wait to get my car)

Please use periods. Your story was hard to read.

yeah cause you have the skill to handle a car above 105MPH. . .

i read it fine...well youll get your dream car one day dont stress over it now, everybody has had a pile of crap car at least once.

you can say that again

Skylarks aren't THAT bad...they make great sleepers. I helped drop in a 455 into a 72 skylark last summer...good times

'94 S-10 4x4... I don't reach full speed in a quarter mile... I'm geared to tow... It could have been worse for you. But fear not... Soon I will have an even bigger sack of crap to drive to college.

everybody has had a pile of crap car at least once.
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sorry...i just had to say it again...

Driving a pile of shit helps you to appreciate the new car even more. I used to drive an '82 Mercury Marquis and before that a '78 Toyota Celica. You gotta start somewhere. It builds character.

I learned on a 1998 ford ranger...slow as piss, but was really fun to drive in the mud!

more importantly than the Buick Skylark...


Is your sister 18... cute and have a nice rack? If so, PM me.

more importantly than the Buick Skylark...


Is your sister 18... cute and have a nice rack? If so, PM me.You can forward those PM's ahead to him at [email protected] :iceslolan

Redneck would also like some topless pic's :evillol:.

Forget Redneck and Fagula you want your sister to be wit a real gentleman.... I always give a courtesy reach around :evillol:

just tell me when youre going to be on the roads doing more than 105mph so i can be sure im not on them then thanks......

OH NOES ONLY 105mph, show me when you have a real need to do 105mph in real life...you dont even hit that on most road courses

i feel bad the first and only car i've had was my rx7. does that count as a pile of crap? :frown:

... show me when you have a real need to do 105mph in real life...


When you have 4 squad cars behind you and you happen to have 50 kilos of white gold under your seat... I mean... I like chocolate. :uhoh:

just tell me when youre going to be on the roads doing more than 105mph so i can be sure im not on them then thanks......

OH NOES ONLY 105mph, show me when you have a real need to do 105mph in real life...you dont even hit that on most road courses

See, this is the same argument I get from the anti gun types...Its not that I need a coupla .45s, a pumpaction 12ga, an auto 20ga, and a bolt action...I want them.

Also, 105? I like 150.

i dont kow if i got the skil to handle a car above 105 because ive never driven a car above 105. thanks alot guys and hopefully the thunderbird i might be getting soon will be better. my sister is a freshman in highschol and i dont pay atention to her body. what do you take me for an imbred bastard or something?

oh sir smiley maybe you dont realize i live in a little ass town and most raod around here a straight and long(kinda like me :biggrin: ) so unless your do racing a measured 1/4 you gotta be able to hit alittle faster than 125 if you expect to keep up with anyone wothy out here so :thefinger

everybody has had a pile of crap car at least once.


Yeah, I had to drive a 03 Maxima for awhile(made in jest to get a rise out of maxima owners).

i dont kow if i got the skil to handle a car above 105 because ive never driven a car above 105. thanks alot guys and hopefully the thunderbird i might be getting soon will be better. my sister is a freshman in highschol and i dont pay atention to her body. what do you take me for an imbred bastard or something?


Freshman in HS....... John is that ok or tabu I always forget the unwritten rules?

She is considered tabu, From my poll of lowwer to mid 20's guys. The census is that its OK to notice a 16 year old but anything under is dirty and tabu and makes you a dirty pedofile.

so then it's ok for GTStang, right? :P

Old chin balls (Gtstang AKA Boobie) doesn't care about tabu. He will take what he can get :biggrin:.

Old chin balls (Gtstang AKA Boobie) doesn't care about tabu. He will take what he can get :biggrin:.

Hey she could be 16... She could be borderline retarded and held back a couple years to make a 16 year old freshmen......... :Uhoh:

If the field aint got grass just pound it in the...I'll go ahead and stop there before I get into trouble.

grass on the field play ball

grass on the field play ball

If not....flip her over and play in da mud. :D

eeeek what did i walk into *runs away*

eeeek what did i walk into *runs away*

As Formula likes to say: If she is old enought to crawl she is already in the right position.

^ thats funny and very disturbing at the same time dude.

I like my girls like I enjoy my scotch...12 years old and mixed up with coke (*rimshot*)

As Formula likes to say: If she is old enought to crawl she is already in the right position.
I KNOW you got that one from "A Time To Kill" :icon16:

As Formula likes to say: If she is old enought to crawl she is already in the right position.:eek7: Dude , you misunderstood I like to get them before they can crawl. That way they have less chance of getting away :uhoh:.

:lol:

:eek7: Dude , you misunderstood I like to get them before they can crawl. That way they have less chance of getting away :uhoh:.

:lol:
And just when you think you've hit rock bottom, we dig a deeper hole. :iceslolan

Whats better than having sex with a newborn? Having sex with a dead one...YAY for dead baby jokes.

Actually, I like:

Whats better than having sex with a dead baby? Having sex with a dead baby while fondling a three year old with downs syndrome

Dude, baby-eating jokes are so much better
Me:"what's the difference between an M5 and a pile of dead, half-eaten babies?"
You: "I dunno, what?"
Me: "I don't have an M5 in my garage:D"

Whats better than having sex with a newborn? Having sex with a dead one...YAY for dead baby jokes.

Actually, I like:

Whats better than having sex with a dead baby? Having sex with a dead baby while fondling a three year old with downs syndrome


I think that might qualify as rock bottom.....

god why did i come back to look
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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