Lol omg race vs Acura 3.2RL (old lady)

Ok so I was going to work and I came to a red light, three lane street with me on far right some dodge dakota in the middle and an old lady (65+) in the far left. The light turns green and I take off, cause thats what I usually do, nothing outta the ordinary. Except I look to the side and the Acura and hte old lady is looking straight at me. So I slam on the gas and start to pull away up to 60mph. Then I stop accelerating (cause cops/radar is super bad around here, was a 50 zone) and the old lady swerves into the middle lane and bolts down the road doing 80mph.
I'm like :eek7: :eek7: :eek7: :rofl:

She was like, flooring it and she was old. And looked straight at me (I looked straight at her) I was laughing the whole way to work.

:cwm27:

all i have to say is my god thats funny

She was probably late for bingo.

"... the little old lady from Pasadena!"

It was 8:30 in the morning. I don't think Bingo opens that early.

she was late for the early bird breakfast at IHOP.. lol

she was late for the early bird breakfast at IHOP.. lol
Don't be hating on IHOP :rolleyes:, Its the shit :grinyes: and sounds like you got smoked :loser:. Next time just stick to the old people on motorized carts and you should be good :lol2:.

Don't be hating on IHOP :rolleyes:, Its the shit :grinyes: and sounds like you got smoked :loser:. Next time just stick to the old people on motorized carts and you should be good :lol2:.

i started to laugh at that, then i remembered that a motorized cart would smoke my roller... :uhoh:

Don't be hating on IHOP :rolleyes:, Its the shit :grinyes: and sounds like you got smoked :loser:. Next time just stick to the old people on motorized carts and you should be good :lol2:.

I'd like to point out I pulled away up to 60mph and I stopped cause I didn't wanna get radared. :P I coulda kept going. I didn't get smoked. Raced a mach1 last night, got smoked then. But was peeling out till 2nd gear too...

The lady is in the acura section saying she killed a camaro today... i bet she was spraying the cheat juice so i dont look down on you a bit :) jk

dude racing old ass ladies dont count for a kill thats weak....lmao

um..... and you didnt follow her to get her # why? I mean come on.... MILF with a faster car than yours..... can't go wrong.....

dude racing old ass ladies dont count for a kill thats weak....lmao

haha shes probly saying the same thing about him.

cuda.. i think in his case she'd be a GILF... EWWW

hey shes somebodys mother for sure.... so shes still a MILF......... MILF ... GILF.... ELF.... they're all the same.....

and all are nasty.. still doesnt change my opinion.. and i think its hilarious that Xeno got smoked by an old lady in an Acura... lol

Give it a day and we will have the buick ladys (no offence hypsi) over here trolling and looking for fights...... thanks Xeno.... THANKS....

Give it a day and we will have the buick ladys (no offence hypsi) over here trolling and looking for fights......
Why would Hypsi take offense, You mean Hypsi isn't a little old lady?:lol:
Then why does he drive a buick:loser:. JK :lol2:

Why would Hypsi take offense, You mean Hypsi isn't a little old lady?:lol:
Then why does he drive a buick:loser:. JK :lol2:
lol i'm not even going to touch on that one John.....

and in comes hypsi with his ban stick... lol


*hiding behind cuda*

hahahahahaha

shes at bingo telling her friends how some young buck tried to punk her in his camaro but she blew the doors off when the light went green...lol

You know, kinda the same thing happend to me, except it was an old lady in a Mustang. The light turned green and she took off, tires peeling out and everything, I was like "What in the hell" and busted out laughing.

And you thought "That Little Old Lady From Pasadena" was fiction, eh?
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Transportation/Cars/59_chevy_passes.gif

Rofl omg guys shut up, I was beating her =P By alot. I didn't get smoked. I just dont want the ticket.... Asides I think its awesome people want to race when they are like ancient.

just think when we are all old we will be the ones some young guys will be talking about saying how some 60 yr old man in a camaro or trans am beat the hell out of him in a race.

lol, we know you didnt get smoked, but you just brought up the fact that you raced a little old lady, dont expect to avoid the flack for it ;)

hey 89.. like my pink stars? :lol:

Rofl I beat her ass into the ground, wheres my R - E - S - P - E - C - T ? sock it to me ;P

sock it to you?? ok.. you asked for it.. :twak:

:chair: :nutkick:

sorry man but your R-E-S-P-E-C-T is F-U-N-N-Y!

sorry man but your R-E-S-P-E-C-T is F-U-N-N-Y!

So is yer F-A-C-E =P :lol:

oh damn......lol. im gonna send my blind grandmom up your way so she can add u to the old people kill list with her buick lmao

=P thats just messed up right there

j/k i know you could take her i still have faith in you man

j/k i know you could take her i still have faith in you man

Thats right :nono: never doubt teh xeno

lmao......on that note i did see a old ass guy in a viper take some dude out in his cobra, it was a good race but he couldnt hang with that viper

rofl how old? 80? 100? More? Johns age?

for the record.. john isnt that much older than we are Xeno... lol

rofl how old? 80? 100? More? Johns age?don't be making fun of old johnny boy.... he's got the ban stick u know...

I can take it. I have a couple years on you guys , hell sometimes it feels like decades (but I am also more immature than most :p).

John

I can take it. I have a couple years on you guys , hell sometimes it feels like decades (but I am also more immature than most :p).

John


Everyone knows i'm just messing around. I know he only has a few years on us. Duh :loser: