dog fight instead of war!!!!
ragt20
03-26-2002, 06:10 PM
Indo-Pak dog fight
India and Pakistan have recently realized that, if they continued political tension, they would someday end up destroying
each other. So Vajpayee and Musharaf sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
They agreed that each country would take five years to
develop and train their dogs they could. The dog that
won the fight would earn its country the right to rule Kashmir. The losing
side would have to lay down its arms. Although animal rights
activists were not pleased the world applauded Pakistan and India
on finding a novel way to settle the Kashmir issue.
Pakistan's SIS started by importing the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and Rottweilers in the world. They cross bred them and then
crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. Only the
biggest and strongest puppy from each litter was selected. The rest
were put down so that the lone pup was ensure all it's mothers milk.
the milk. The trainer used vitamin suppyments and steroids in
their quest to create the perfect killing machine. Only the trainers
handle this beast.
On the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with
a strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone
felt sorry for the Indians. Few thought thatt this weird animal stood a
chance
against the ferocious beast created by the Pakistanis.
Even the bookies stopped taking bets on which dog would win.
Instead they offered bets on how may minutes the fight would last.
At the designated time the cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the center of the arena. The Pakistani dog leapt from his cage
and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within inches of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Paki beast in one bite. :eek:
There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail. :eek:
While the Indians celebrated, the Pakistanis could only shake their heads in disbelief.
:confused:
That evening George Bush phoned Vajpayee.
Bush: " Mr Prime Minister,on behalf of the American people, I'd like to
congratulate and thank you for bringing peace to the region. The Indians have once again shown theworld that there are more peaceful ways of settling a dispute. Gandhi would have been proud of you.
Vajpayee: "Thank you Mr President"
Bush: But, Mr Prime Minister, I am a bit surprised on how you pulled
it off. Our intelligence reports said that the Paki scientists worked for
five years with the meanest, biggest canines to create the best four legged killing machine. I still cannot understand how you managed to come up with a better dog.
Vajpayee: "It wasn't easy, Mr President. We had your top plastic surgeons working for five years to make one of your alligators look like a dachshund!"
:lol2:
India and Pakistan have recently realized that, if they continued political tension, they would someday end up destroying
each other. So Vajpayee and Musharaf sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
They agreed that each country would take five years to
develop and train their dogs they could. The dog that
won the fight would earn its country the right to rule Kashmir. The losing
side would have to lay down its arms. Although animal rights
activists were not pleased the world applauded Pakistan and India
on finding a novel way to settle the Kashmir issue.
Pakistan's SIS started by importing the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and Rottweilers in the world. They cross bred them and then
crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. Only the
biggest and strongest puppy from each litter was selected. The rest
were put down so that the lone pup was ensure all it's mothers milk.
the milk. The trainer used vitamin suppyments and steroids in
their quest to create the perfect killing machine. Only the trainers
handle this beast.
On the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with
a strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone
felt sorry for the Indians. Few thought thatt this weird animal stood a
chance
against the ferocious beast created by the Pakistanis.
Even the bookies stopped taking bets on which dog would win.
Instead they offered bets on how may minutes the fight would last.
At the designated time the cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the center of the arena. The Pakistani dog leapt from his cage
and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within inches of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Paki beast in one bite. :eek:
There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail. :eek:
While the Indians celebrated, the Pakistanis could only shake their heads in disbelief.
:confused:
That evening George Bush phoned Vajpayee.
Bush: " Mr Prime Minister,on behalf of the American people, I'd like to
congratulate and thank you for bringing peace to the region. The Indians have once again shown theworld that there are more peaceful ways of settling a dispute. Gandhi would have been proud of you.
Vajpayee: "Thank you Mr President"
Bush: But, Mr Prime Minister, I am a bit surprised on how you pulled
it off. Our intelligence reports said that the Paki scientists worked for
five years with the meanest, biggest canines to create the best four legged killing machine. I still cannot understand how you managed to come up with a better dog.
Vajpayee: "It wasn't easy, Mr President. We had your top plastic surgeons working for five years to make one of your alligators look like a dachshund!"
:lol2:
Spec2 Girl
03-26-2002, 06:16 PM
Hehehe :hehehe: :lol2: :p
RazorGTR
03-28-2002, 03:15 PM
Hahahahaha That will learn them
YogsVR4
03-28-2002, 04:52 PM
Thats a good one - I never saw that coming. :D
Never pay again for live sex! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=1) | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=3) | Chat for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=5)
Never pay again for live sex! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=1) | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=3) | Chat for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=5)
taranaki
03-31-2002, 07:41 AM
an original subject,with a sneak ending.....nice:p :p :p
Automotive Network, Inc., Copyright ©2025